Anyone hungry

[Skylizard]

Here is a real crowd pleaser, ordered my Feline fill, should be here by the end of the week.
http://www.petsorfood.com/

[Skylizard]

Vamps we could add this to your Lizard pasta dish..

Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade
Yield: 2 servings

1/2 cup butter
2/3 cup snipped fresh chives
1/2 cup sliced white onion
1/2 cup sliced red onion
1/2 cup sliced leeks
3 large shallots, sliced
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
1/4 cup Sherry
1/2 cup half and half
salt and pepper
1/2 LB kitten livers

Melt 1/4 cup butter in a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add chives, onions, leeks, shallots and garlic and cook until tender. Add sherry and stir until no liquid remains. Increase heat to high. Add half and half and boil until reduced, stirring constantly. Season with salt and pepper. Remove and set aside.

Melt remaining butter over medium-high heat. Add kitten livers and cook to desired doneness. We recommend eating kitten livers medium rare.

[Vampira]

I don't have any kitten livers I'm afraid.

Can we use Carol Vorderman instead?

[Skylizard]

I don't have any kitten livers I'm afraid.

Can we use Carol Vorderman instead?

We could be she wouldn't be as tender. I'll bring the livers...

[Vampira]

Lizard -

We could be she wouldn't be as tender. I'll bring the livers...

small detail:

I'm not going to un-nail you from the ceiling so you won't be fetching anything...sorry, just the way it is. :twisted:

[Skylizard]

Lizard -

We could be she wouldn't be as tender. I'll bring the livers...

small detail:

I'm not going to un-nail you from the ceiling so you won't be fetching anything...sorry, just the way it is. :twisted:

The only thing you have nailed is my tail!!! The livers arrive in 2 days...

[Vampira]

Lizard -

The only thing you have nailed is my tail!!! The livers arrive in 2 days...

Guess again reptile boy!!

*gets nail gun out* :twisted:

[Skylizard]

Lizard -

The only thing you have nailed is my tail!!! The livers arrive in 2 days...

Guess again reptile boy!!

*gets nail gun out* :twisted:


You are too agressive Vamps, you need to sit down and put your feet up, i'll get you a cup of soup (cream of kitten), followed by a light meal chinese style ( chicken chow meow) with Cat/Vanilla floured ice cream for dessert, after that you could have a little cat nap, on your kitten quilt.

[Vampira]

Lizard -

You are too agressive Vamps, you need to sit down and put your feet up, i'll get you a cup of soup (cream of kitten), followed by a light meal chinese style ( chicken chow meow) with Cat/Vanilla floured ice cream for dessert, after that you could have a little cat nap, on your kitten quilt.

Awww! Thank you Lizard.

Yes you're right. I do need to take a break.

Only one thing...do you have any Shopkeeper flavoured cup-a-soup instead? Kitten brings me out a rash and a girl can't afford to look anything less than her best.

[Skylizard]

Lizard -

You are too agressive Vamps, you need to sit down and put your feet up, i'll get you a cup of soup (cream of kitten), followed by a light meal chinese style ( chicken chow meow) with Cat/Vanilla floured ice cream for dessert, after that you could have a little cat nap, on your kitten quilt.

Awww! Thank you Lizard.

Yes you're right. I do need to take a break.

Only one thing...do you have any Shopkeeper flavoured cup-a-soup instead? Kitten brings me out a rash and a girl can't afford to look anything less than her best.



Fresh out of shopKeeper i'm afraid, but I could do Baton flavoured Policeman?

[Guy13]

Mmmm...I feel a barbeque coming on.

I'll have minced Feral Cat burgers and Spider Monkey satay. :twisted:

A truly sick site!!!

[Skylizard]

Mmmm...I feel a barbeque coming on.

I'll have minced Feral Cat burgers and Spider Monkey satay. :twisted:




that actually sounds quite good, what times dinner?..

[Vampira]

Lizard -

that actually sounds quite good, what times dinner?..

Eat well my pretties...

That's it...eat it all up. We want you nice and fat for my cooking pot...

*cackle*...

Ah!! Fuck!!

Hansel & Gretle have fucking escaped again!!! Bollocks!

[mr_trikkle]

tastey, but not hungary after easter egg:SSS what i'd do for a roasted emu now

[Guy13]

Job opportunity on the same site:

Job Title: Cat Wrangler
Description: Manage, feed and maintain waste facilities for Pets or Food's free range organic cat herds. The ideal candidate will be good with animals, but able to resist forming emotional bonds with any of the animals in their charge. High school education preferred, but not required. Applicants with a previous record of animal abuse will not be considered. This job is located in Gainesville Florida. Please refer to Job ID# CWGF034