sin's torture list

[Sin-RazorAngel]

It's come to my attention that there's many "pollutants' out there,ie;shitty little music makers that endlessly release crap.
Here is where i would like everyone to add their personal hated.

The imaginary scenario is that you all add who you like to see destroyed.
Then they are hunted down,sent to me and i will torture them to death :)

I'll start.....................

1) THE DARKNESS
2)THE CORRS.............

OF YA GO...................

[Rhah]

GEORGE MICHAEL
VAN HALEN
MATCHBOX 20
ANY AND ALL BANDS THAT ARE CLASSED AS "EMO"
BLINK 182
THE STROKES
THE HIVES
THE WHITE STRIPES
THE LIBERTINES

i take it this is only for bands/singers that are classed as "serious" artists, and isnt to include the usual boy band/pop idol/euro dance kiddie chart shite?

[Blink]

What is EMO?

[Rivetmike]

Big Brovaz (Horrible Gangsta nursey rhymes aimed squarely at preteens)
Mis-Teeq (Annoying Bints)
Hootie & The Blowfish (Is it possible to be any more bland and inoffensivethan these guys?)
Busted (Fuck off with your pretend drummer,anyone ever wonder why when they started there was only three of them but no drummer whatsoever?)
Kelly Llorenna (Annoying northerner perfectly suited to a checkout job at Boots,does a lovely line in pop/chart tranced up cover versions)
Gareth Gates (Do I have to justify?)
Dido (Ironic for someone so inoffensice as her that her latest single has been adopted by the BNP as their unofficial anthem.....serve her right for being crap :))
Evanessence (I think we have done this one already)
Damien Rice (Silly head wobbling bloke)
David Gray (See above)

Rivetmike

[Rivetmike]

What is EMO?

"Emotional" rock music.

Backpacks and golf cardigans optional.

Every song seems to be about the girl in class who just won't notice the author of the track.News for you sonny...she has noticed you,you just repulse her with your backpack.

Rivetmike

[Skylizard]

All R & B
All Gangsta Rap
ALL Brit pop
ALL Pop idol spawns

[Blink]

[quote=Blink].

Every song seems to be about the girl in class who just won't notice the author of the track.News for you sonny...she has noticed you,you just repulse her with your backpack.


So is that all this american "pseudo-punk" pop-trash

"I'm so spotty
You're so pretty
I try and act cool
You always miss me


She's the girl in my class
She's has a really nice....smile
I wish she would notice me
Just for a while"


Type crap?

Wow, I could write this for a living!!

[Guy13]

I know these aren't in keeping with above, but...

Little shits with Korn, Slipknot etc. patches covering everything who think they are oh so cool and alternative....where is a flamethrower when you need one?

Bus drivers who deliberately drive past your bus stop without stopping because they don't like the way you look....I'll get everyone of you fucker!

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

[SP]

Okay, some peepz might hate me for this, but not as much as I hate:

Radiohead - one good song, then decades of shite!!!

REM - fuckin' crap!!!

David "drab twat" Gray - I know he's already been done, but I thought he was worth a further mention for his contribution to musical sewerage!!!

Anyone remember Deacon Blue - absolute fuckin' rubbish!!!

I'm damn sure there's loads more, but these are the offenders that come to mind right now. :twisted:

[Blink]

Deacon Blue must have had a deep affect on you SP, to drag them up!!!


"A ship called dig-ni-ty"

[Rivetmike]

I forgot them (how?) but I definately agree with Deacon Blue.

Blink I think you are secretly in one of these Emo bands your impression was that spot on ;).

Rivetmike

[Vampira]

I still have nightmares about Extreme...

Anyway my list would consist of the crap, glittery, pop princess, gay icons that readers of "The Face" magazine think so ironically cool - like Kylie.

Kylie is never going to be credible. Never, never, never!! Do you hear me? Never...It's not irony it's just shite!

...erm...

...sorry... got a bit carried away there...

GoldFrapp sucks too.

[Skylizard]

I still have nightmares about Extreme...

Anyway my list would consist of the crap, glittery, pop princess, gay icons that readers of "The Face" magazine think so ironically cool - like Kylie.

Kylie is never going to be credible. Never, never, never!! Do you hear me? Never...It's not irony it's just shite!

...erm...

...sorry... got a bit carried away there...

GoldFrapp sucks too.

DO NOT DIS KYLIE!!!

[Vampira]

Lizard -

DO NOT DIS KYLIE!!!

ok. You're right, it's not productive to just rant.

I should just take out a contract on her vocal cords instead... :twisted:

[SP]

Deacon Blue must have had a deep affect on you SP, to drag them up!!!

Aaaaaaah, their hideous noises have plagued me in my sleep!!!! lol

In fact, most Scottish bands have been crap! ... anyone for some Wet Wet Wet?

[Skylizard]

Lizard -

DO NOT DIS KYLIE!!!

ok. You're right, it's not productive to just rant.

I should just take out a contract on her vocal cords instead... :twisted:

That's good, don't need her to be vocal at anytime anyway. :lol:

[Vampira]

Lizard -

That's good, don't need her to be vocal at anytime anyway.

Look!! Will you stop agreeing with me!

People will talk!

[Skylizard]

Lizard -

That's good, don't need her to be vocal at anytime anyway.

Look!! Will you stop agreeing with me!

People will talk!

This way we keep them guessing, they won't know how or when it is going to change.

[Vampira]

Lizard -

This way we keep them guessing, they won't know how or when it is going to change.

Ah! I see your plan.

Soap opera-a-go-go...

[SP]

That's the spirit!!

[Blink]

i) Kylie is short, ugly and talentless (anyone seen piccies of her without make-up, air-brush, soft focus and touch-up applied?)

ii) Big Country were a good Scottish band (one of the best gigs I ever went to)

iii) Anyone who thinks that you do a cover version by speeding it up and putting a 4 to the floor drumbeat behind it, and singing anodyne vocals about love

iv) Don't get me started on "Take me to the clouds above"

[Skylizard]

i) Kylie is short, ugly and talentless (anyone seen piccies of her without make-up, air-brush, soft focus and touch-up applied?)



i have actually and she is still a babe, with her cute little ass.

[SP]

ii) Big Country were a good Scottish band (one of the best gigs I ever went to)... Rubbish!

... and well,I have a confession: I think Kylie's quite cute too!!!

[Rivetmike]

Deacon Blue must have had a deep affect on you SP, to drag them up!!!

Aaaaaaah, their hideous noises have plagued me in my sleep!!!! lol

In fact, most Scottish bands have been crap! ... anyone for some Wet Wet Wet?
I thought that was an apt description of their music ;)

Rivetmike

[Rivetmike]

GoldFrapp sucks too.

OI! I like Goldfrapp

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Kylie definately has to go...............
Sorry guys,and i would have soooooooooooo much fun injecting liposucked fat into her pert little ass.mwah ha ha ha...sorry but she looks like a little girl and for that very disturbing reason has to go,not only that but she definately falls into the category of "pollutant" ....GAME SET MATCH :twisted:


So far this list (if only it was real*sigh*) would keep me oh so busy,the things i would like to do to them........

while i'm here i'd like to add.............

PINK(SORRY BLINKY)
THOSE FUCKERS THAT HAVE COVERED COMFORTABLY NUMB!!!

[Voodoobutter]

Here's what's I think should go down:

Busted - Chloroform them then brick them into a wall.

Blazin' squad - Contaminate their spliffs with hamster feaces and cat hair.

The Darkness - Chloroform them then give them all inverted sex change operations.

Kelly Osbourne - Remove her tongue and wire her jaw shut. And ground her for a week.

[fad]

Guns 'n' roses.
Suede.
Undertones.

That should deal with three of the whiniest twats on the planet!!

[Rivetmike]

Blazin' squad - Contaminate their spliffs with hamster feaces and cat hair.

I actually work in an office with a lad who went to school with Blazin Squad and used to regularily steal lunch money from them :)

[/quote]
Kelly Osbourne - Remove her tongue and wire her jaw shut. And ground her for a week.[/quote]

If ever I have seen a spoilt little bitch.......

Rivetmike

[Skylizard]

[quote="Sin-RazorAngel"]Kylie definately has to go...............
[quote]

Coming from a women I would expect that....

[Blink]

Muse

How many ways can you re-write one song?

(At least Status Quo admit it!!)

[Sin-RazorAngel]

dearest skylizard..................kylie could've saved herself had she not been a pollutant to mine and indeed many others ears.

Who to add today......

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
RICKY MARTIN
FRED FUCKING DURST..........

I did see someone mention Korn..............
i'll agree to kill them but only on the condition that i get to keep his mic stand :)

[Guy13]

Boy bands full stop! From Bros to Busted, torch the whole damn lot of them!

[Blink]

The joys of Kiss FM

i) Who killed Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb?
ii) Who put Madonna - Music over Blue Monday?
iii)Who put vocals over Binary Finary - 1998?

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I can't beleive i forgot to add.............

HEART.....
WHITESNAKE
DEFLEPPARD
POISON

and TOM JONES!!!!!!!!

There........i feel better now.........cleansed.......*sigh*

[SP]

I can't beleive i forgot to add.............

HEART.....
WHITESNAKE
DEFLEPPARD
POISON

and TOM JONES!!!!!!!!

There........i feel better now.........cleansed.......*sigh*

I agree with most of that, but Heart were a very good Zepellinesque 70s band. I can understand your dislike of the overproduced 80s stuff they did (pushed that way by the record company), but earlier, they also did some really good shit too!! 8)

[Blink]

Thanks for reminding me SP

Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
Deep Purple
Jimi Hendrix

They may all have been great, if that is your bag, but that was 30 years ago, welcome to the 21st Century

To quote Scot Project "The Future is Now, Forget The Past"

[SP]

.... and Lab 4 would not be worthy of cleaning their boots!!

(any of them!) :mrgreen:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

:o
JIMI HENDRIX BLINKY????

I am shocked and outraged.........while i may not listen to his music often you cannot deny the man was ooozing talent d00d!!!!!


Another to add has to be
OFFSPRING

[Blink]

Are we debating talent or sound?

Steve Vai - talented guitarist. crap musician

So Hendrix may have been talented, but his music sounds dated (although not as dated as those other crusty rockers I mentioned)

[SP]

Are we debating talent or sound?

Steve Vai - talented guitarist. crap musician

So Hendrix may have been talented, but his music sounds dated (although not as dated as those other crusty rockers I mentioned)

We aren't debating anything, but nominating annoyingly shite artists for Sin to torture! ... In Sin's words: "shitty little music makers that endlessly release crap"


Vai - great guitarist, great musician - shit songwriter

The crusties you mentioned there, are in my eyes, some of the greats that paved the way to get us where we are today! ... hey hey!

Okay, of course they're dated, but I certainly wouldn't put them on the torture list, just because they're old ... I mean, fuck I'm old!

[Rivetmike]

I'll go along with that (no,not the part about you being old ;))

Let's just stick to over marketed teen bands,airbrushed pop divas and annoying coffee table style artists (made sepcifically for people who would not normally buy any music)

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

In that case................
you have all disappointed me.........

NO-ONES MENTIONED BRITNEY YET :(

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Blinky has just got home and thankfully reminded me of someone i nearly forgot.........

AQUA!!!!!!!!

[LadyofShalott]

JENNIFER LOPEZ
BLACK EYED PEAS (or something like that)
STEREOPHONICS
ANYONE WHOSE CRAP TUNES STICK IN YOUR HEAD AFTER YOU'VE HEARD THEM BY ACCIDENT IN A SHOP ETC

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Agreed black eyed peas must and will be hunted down like vermin... along with the others listed.

I'm sorry but i've gotta say this i know that in this make beleive little world of mine that i've created........THE DARKNESS are already dead............I HATE THEM THAT MUCH THAT I'M GOING TO DIG THEM UP AND DO BAD THINGS TO THEM AGAIN

MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

added to list also will be........
ENYA
KELIS(I'LL FEED HER MILKSHAKE TIL SHE FUCKING BURSTS)
HIM
ENRIQUE IGLESIS(I KNOW I'VE SPELT HIS MANE WRONG,I DON'T CARE AND NO I WON'T CORRECT IT HE ISN'T WORTH IT)HE SHALL DIE BY SULPHURIC ACID BATH

[Skylizard]

If she hasn't been mentioned yet Mariah Carey

[SP]

... And anyone who sings in that fucking awfull warbling style (like Mariah Carey)

[Flux]

Everyone associated with Pop Idol & all those other reality tv shows!

[Guy13]

Celine Dion for the "death of a thousand cuts"?

[Rivetmike]

... And anyone who sings in that fucking awfull warbling style (like Mariah Carey)

Whitney Houston?

Rivetmike

[Rivetmike]

Agreed black eyed peas must and will be hunted down like vermin... along with the others listed.

I'm sorry but i've gotta say this i know that in this make beleive little world of mine that i've created........THE DARKNESS are already dead............I HATE THEM THAT MUCH THAT I'M GOING TO DIG THEM UP AND DO BAD THINGS TO THEM AGAIN



I don't actually like the Darkness but I don't mind 'em I find them quite fun and amusing (certainly more bearable than everything else currently residing in the charts)

Rivetmike

[SP]

Yeah, she probably does it!

Almost all the Pop Idol tossers do it!

[Sin-RazorAngel]

All warblers BAD!!!!

i will add...........

29p.ooops sorry i mean 50cent
AND THE SO FUCKIND SOLID CREW

[Rhah]

not technically anything to do with music, but i'm posting them anyway

RUPERT MURDOCH
NICK GRIFFIN
JEAN MARIE LE PEN
MEL GIBSON

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Mike , i hear ya .....well .....kinda...........on the...............

"I don't actually like the Darkness but I don't mind 'em I find them quite fun and amusing (certainly more bearable than everything else currently residing in the charts)

Rivetmike"

I'm sorry .... they pollute my ears,and while yes i agree in as much as ther is certainly worse out there, the fact is tho IF I HAVE TO HEAR ONE MORE HIGH PITCHED FALSETTO SCREAM OUTTA THAT FAIRY,SPANDEX WEARING,GLITTERY,GOOFY,INBRED ,FLUFFY HAIRED,FUCKWIT ,i think i'm actually going to commit murder........
AHEM..........sorry got carried away again.....


Anyway in this so called make believe world of mine,where i get to torture said pollutant they are already dead ..so there..... :wink:

Moving onto Mariah Carey............
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the ways we could kill her............
LADS??
Any suggestions??

And as for you Rhah..........
State your reasons and maybe i'll consider them.

[Voodoobutter]

Mariah Carey?

Well OK, I'll help you with this one SinBot (tm). (Keep this to yourself though!)

I'll build a realistic mock-recording studio, and construct some androids, overweight producer, brain-dead and entirely pointless 'entourage' etc.

The vocal booth of course will be a particularly crafty killing device. Whenever a singer stands inside and tests it out, it's fine, it's a vocal booth. If you play a high enough freguency in there, with enough pitch fluctuation (soul), the door locks, the ceiling opens and hundreds of venomous spiders, snakes, scorions, etc, fall in. Um, plus gas.

Should be ready soon.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Excellent idea voodoo,as long as no spiders,scorpions or snakies get hurt.
Personally i think we should seal it and release some really slow acting gases then we can watch her die really slowly teehee.

[Rhah]

Rupert Murdoch = owns the the Sun newspaper. (guilty of lowering the IQ of tha nation considerably, and spreading bile and hatred)
Nick Griffin = BNP leader and convicted racist
Jean marie le pen = leader of french Far right nationalists
Mel Gibson = Egotistical fundamentalist christian Fuckwit

as for mariah carey, you should build a giant sound weapon. sample one of her high pitched screams and loop it into said device. put her in a wind tunnel, chained to the floor and let it rip. it would slowly rip her apart at a subatomic level, and all that would be left would be pile of rancid glittery dust on floor.
or just get here to bite down on a curb and stamp on the back off her head, as seen in American history X. would be a very satisfying squelching type noise methinks

[Voodoobutter]

No no I thought of that already Sin, the spiders, snakes etc have gas masks.

[luci]

Boring one-way threads that no-one reads.

[Voodoobutter]

You read this one though didn't you?

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I don't think it's boring,keeps me amused,but then it doesn't really take much too amuse me.has to be said..............

whom shall i add today........

You know what i think Luci might be right..i really can't be arsed

[Sin-RazorAngel]

nope need to rant.............

FUCKING AVRIL LAVERNE
COURTNEY LOVE
CRADLE OF FILTH

All the above need pain inflicted on them

[Flux]

FUCKING AVRIL LAVERNE


She's all yours:
http://www.kidzwerld.com/img/upload/article/a2789i0_avril_lavigne4Aw.jpg
"I'm just a sk8er tw@t!"


Btw, I agree on taking Mariah C out with some sort of sonics. Maybe use the singing booth idea but make it so it will resonate her high pitched shrieks to the point where her ears bleed & her head explodes! :D

[SP]

Boring one-way threads that no-one reads.

... And perhaps Luci can suggest how Sin can torture those??

[Blink]

What is a one way thread, surely a thread runs two ways, top to bottom and bottom to top, or are we actually discussing temporal existence, which is, to the human mind, definitely one way?

And what does this have to do with crap music?

Can we torture people who make pointless posts in other people's threads?


Lenny Kravitz (has he been said yet?)

[SP]

Hey, Lenny's not that bad! :roll:

[Blink]

You are a bit of a rock chik, aren't you SP?

[SP]

A likkle bit!

I used to sing in rock bands (been in a few) and love a bit of Zep. Lenny's no favourite of mine, but he's done some good tunes!

[Sin-RazorAngel]

how bout we use dani filth's screeches to kill carey??

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Whom to add today........

today i am going to add..

smashing pumpkins.......
yep i kow a lot of you are going to shriek in horror,frankly i don't care,they pollute my ears and whinge for absolutely fuck all reason.
Billy"no mates" sounds like a spolit teenager and i've 'ad enuff.
So with him it will death by sunshine :)

[Rivetmike]

:( :( :( :( :(

I like some Smashing Pumpkins.....they are erm.....smashing :)

Rivetmike

[SP]

Nothing wrong with being smashed!! 8)

[lilblu]

The Stranglers
Moressy
Scissor Sisters
Blink 182
Korn
Will Young should have been shot @ birth
Ggggareth Ggggates

to list but a few. There are more but i've tried to erase them from my memoy!!

[SP]

The Stranglers were pretty good ... I agree with the rest though!!

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Is it me or has will young got a hideous deformed chin??

[Rivetmike]

I think his managing team heard that you have to have "chiseled" features to succeed nowadays as a male popstar,but the guys holding the hammer got distracted and missed the end of the chisel completely bringing it crashing down on poor Wills chin.

It's true I read it in Hello magazine.

Rivetmike

[Flux]

I always thought he looked like The Jokers bastard love child!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lincolnshire/asop/people/images/will_young_166.jpg

[Sin-RazorAngel]

PETER FUCKING ANDRE

You would've thought he'd have learnt the first time.............
and for daring to come back again the pain will be twice as bad....
i will kill him by
tying him down on a mesh bed,underneath him i shal plant bamboo shoots filed to sharp points,these grow very fast and will grow right through him :twisted:

[lilblu]

Is it me or has will young got a hideous deformed chin??
Humm whatever, he's got a face that just cries out PUNCH ME!!

:twisted: :D :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

then we shall kill will be chiselling him to death
MWAH HA HA HA
:twisted:
Wanna help me lilblu?

[Rivetmike]

PETER FUCKING ANDRE

i will kill him by
tying him down on a mesh bed,underneath him i shal plant bamboo shoots filed to sharp points,these grow very fast and will grow right through him :twisted:

Rather than through him I reckon UP him is a better choice ;)

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

rumour has it he'd prolly enjoy that.......i do not condone giving that waste of atoms any enjoyment.

[Guy13]

Cut him with living coral and stand him up to his neck in sea water. This will live parasitically off of him until he dies a horribly painful death...and it's good for the environment too!

[lilblu]

then we shall kill will be chiselling him to death
MWAH HA HA HA
:twisted:
Wanna help me lilblu?
definitly count me in. :lol: :twisted:

[lilblu]

Oh and Peter Andrae: give him lots of paper cuts then leave him in a vat of vinegar!!

[Rivetmike]

Oh and Peter Andrae: give him lots of paper cuts then leave him in a vat of vinegar!!

I am taken aback by your evilness ;)

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

oooooooooo lilblu me like you lots........... :twisted:

chiselling it is for will then :)
but we must remove his vocal chords so when he tries to scream he can't :)

[lilblu]

Oh yay, what fun!! :lol:

[7thStranger]

Or you could just pop his todger between two floury baps and yell "dinner time Fido" ;)
Baaaaaaaaaaaaah

i love watching Blackadder 8)

[capt_weirdbeard]

Give em te me, i'll make em walk thee plank and leave em stranded on a deserted island waitin te go mad from thee heat of the sun.

They'll go mad aftee a few days.

Maybe we should leave a few on the island. The hungaar 'ud strike and theyd set upon each other! tis nasty i tells thee, te see former friends fightin to see which one will be eatin and which would be eaten!

*ahem*

But it's not like that onboard MY ship! I'm fully stocked with rum & eatery! I'm ready to set sail at the drop of a hat! AAAAaaarrrrrRRR!

[Sin-RazorAngel]

HARRRR HARRRRRR Cap'n
I like your thinkin' but i must do me torturing first ye must understand that.
It's in me bones and i must avenge all those that were b4 me,that had to put up with pollutants.

[Skylizard]

Right now it is fucking Maddona, Sin toutore the bitch

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Oooooooooo Lizard,i'm detecting you're very angry ;)

Consider it done :twisted:

[Voodoobutter]

Yeah! Hahaha -

Imagine putting loads of minor celebrities in a jungle or a house or something and watching them make twats of themselves just to get in tabloids!

......................... :?

[Rivetmike]

surely no-one would be silly enough to fall for that ol' chestnut

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

How would you like Little Maddie to die Lizard?

I thought we could commence by peeling her skin off with a potato peeler?

[Voodoobutter]

Peel Madonna would you?





Nice choice! She even looks like a potato.

[Skylizard]

How would you like Little Maddie to die Lizard?

I thought we could commence by peeling her skin off with a potato peeler?

That sounds good, or we could do the death of a 1000 cuts......

cut 1000 2" slits all over her body, let her go into total shock and watch her die slowly.

[SP]

But, surely she'll just morph into ravens & fly away or change into a dog which might bite yer leg!

... or have I watched Chris Cunningham's videos too much?!

[Flux]

You can't kill Madonna! She's immortal!
She sold her soul to the Devil to get where she is today, do you think he'd let you kill her that easily? (hmm, unless he gets her soul quicker, then you might be in with a chance!)

[nesser70]

Kelly Llorenna (Annoying northerner perfectly suited to a checkout job at Boots,does a lovely line in pop/chart tranced up cover versions)
Rivetmike

I agree with what you are saying, but what is wrong with Northerners. As a Northerner that is offensive.

Sorry to rant on.

Mark

[Skylizard]

Kelly Llorenna (Annoying northerner perfectly suited to a checkout job at Boots,does a lovely line in pop/chart tranced up cover versions)
Rivetmike

but what is wrong with Northerners.
Mark


What is right with them???? :twisted:

[star-gazer]

Big Brovaz (Horrible Gangsta nursey rhymes aimed squarely at preteens)
Mis-Teeq (Annoying Bints)
Hootie & The Blowfish (Is it possible to be any more bland and inoffensivethan these guys?)
Busted (Fuck off with your pretend drummer,anyone ever wonder why when they started there was only three of them but no drummer whatsoever?)
Kelly Llorenna (Annoying northerner perfectly suited to a checkout <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=job&v=56">job</a> at <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=Boots&v=56">Boots</a>,does a lovely line in pop/chart tranced up <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=cover&v=56">cover</a> versions)
Gareth Gates (Do I have to justify?)
Dido (Ironic for someone so inoffensice as her that her latest <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=single&v=56">single</a> has been adopted by the BNP as their unofficial anthem.....serve her right for being crap :))
Evanessence (I think we have done this one already)
Damien Rice (Silly head wobbling bloke)
David Gray (See above)
Rivetmike

i completely agree!
however the wobbling head thing is quite blatently a cry of help to be released from the commercial capitalists all mainsteam music is controlled..an attempt at informing the public of his puppet like status...kill them all!

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Dear Star gazer.........

You DARE defend Damien Rice??//

SHAME ON YOU !!!!!!!!!!


Well people i've been away for quite some time i is...... as those sick fuck puppets would say.......well ill...
So in my punishment room today we shall be having a glam rock theme so feel free to throw me whom ever you see fit.

my starting group will be.........

MOTLEY CRUE...............TOSSERS.

[SP]

CRUE = Cool as fuck!!

Sorry, but you know it's true! 8)

Probably tossers though ... I know I am!! lol

[Sin-RazorAngel]

CRUE=POLLUTANTS TO MINE EARS DARLING.
Now SP behave yourself.

[SP]

I'm taking sides on your recommendation!!

They did some classics ... and I'm never gonna hate 'em!!

:?

[Skylizard]

CRUE = Cool as fuck!!

Sorry, but you know it's true! 8)

Probably tossers though ... I know I am!! lol

I 2nd that , many a time spent head banging away to the lads. :twisted:

[Blink]

Dear oh dear oh dear.

I am with Sin in this.

If you want to headbang, listen to Pantera, if you want to worry about your hair, your lipstick, and sing about conquests you never made, listen to "Crue"

[SP]

Sorry, but I have to

completely

dissagree with you there Blink! :roll:

[SP]

Anyway, what's wrong with a cool mop & a bit o' make up?

Most of Slime would probably back me on that one!!

... and in which songs exactly do they sing about fictitious conquests??

I think you're just making it up!!

[Rivetmike]

Kelly Llorenna (Annoying northerner perfectly suited to a checkout job at Boots,does a lovely line in pop/chart tranced up cover versions)
Rivetmike

I agree with what you are saying, but what is wrong with Northerners. As a Northerner that is offensive.

Sorry to rant on.

Mark

I didn't say Northeners were annoying in general.Same way you may (or may not) sat that Craig David is an annoying Southener ;))

Rivetmike

[Rivetmike]

Whitesnake and the Scorpions can go as far as I'm concerned.

Rivetmike

[Blink]

... and in which songs exactly do they sing about fictitious conquests??

I think you're just making it up!!

Nice try SP, but I am not going to quote any lyrics, as I never listened to them enough to remember the lyrics, well, except "Girls, Girls, Girls", need I say more!!

[SP]

Since Mr Blink clearly has no evidence to support his claims, I rest my case yer honour!!

[Blink]

SP, you are lucky I am going to be internet free for a few days, or else I am sure I could find plenty of evidemce to support my allegations.

[SP]

More excuses! 8)

[alicethegoon]

How about we just unleash some sort of incurable virus an fuck up the whole human race?
It may not be as much fun as individually torturing the buggers but it certainly would be effective and help out with Sins' pollution problems!

[Skylizard]

Dear oh dear oh dear.

I am with Sin in this.

If you want to headbang, listen to Pantera, if you want to worry about your hair, your lipstick, and sing about conquests you never made, listen to "Crue"

Nowadays it would be Deicide or Slayer, but I am sure we are all familiar with The pamela Anderson tape, conquest!!!!!!!!

[Blink]

How about we just unleash some sort of incurable virus an fuck up the whole human race?
It may not be as much fun as individually torturing the buggers but it certainly would be effective and help out with Sins' pollution problems!

You never heard of HIV?

[Guy13]

Even as a metal fan (of sorts), Motley Crue are the biggest bunch of
TOSSERS this side of Axl Rose

[alicethegoon]

How about we just unleash some sort of incurable virus an fuck up the whole human race?
It may not be as much fun as individually torturing the buggers but it certainly would be effective and help out with Sins' pollution problems!

You never heard of HIV?

Of course. Its a good start Blinky, but HIVs just too damn slow. Besides some of the human race (and i use the term lightly!) are far too minging to ever get laid! I guess that's not a problem if theyre heroin junkies, but otherwise the plan still has its flaws.

[SP]

Even as a metal fan (of sorts), Motley Crue are the biggest bunch of
TOSSERS this side of Axl Rose

... Not as big as me! HA!! FUCK YOU!

[Skylizard]

Even as a metal fan (of sorts), Motley Crue are the biggest bunch of
TOSSERS this side of Axl Rose

... Not as big as me! HA!! FUCK YOU!

You go girl, don't hold back now SP

[SP]

I would however, comndem Axl Rose to death by very slow torture. He is after all an ARSE.

[Blink]

some of the human race (and i use the term lightly!) are far too minging to ever get laid! I guess that's not a problem if theyre heroin junkies, but otherwise the plan still has its flaws.

Actually, the brilliant part of that is that the minging ones go to "ladies of the night", thereby helping propogate it.

Although it is slow, it is finally starting to catch on after 20 years

[fad]

I would however, comndem Axl Rose to death by very slow torture. He is after all an ARSE.
I think the correct terminology would be that GnR are in fact 'arse', Axl Rose is either a 'Cunt' a 'Wanker' or a 'Twat', I forget which....but then it's been a while since he's released one of his whinging, shite records.

[SP]

I think the correct terminology would be that GnR are in fact 'arse', Axl Rose is either a 'Cunt' a 'Wanker' or a 'Twat', I forget which....but then it's been a while since he's released one of his whinging, shite records.

... Very true. It's a shame because Appetite for Destruction was excellent (raw, powerful, innovative), then they started sacking band members for doing too many/much drugs (Rock 'n' Roll eh!) and took a couple of years to turn out two double albums of utter pretentious wank!! Very dissappointing indeed!! :?

[Guy13]

Even as a metal fan (of sorts), Motley Crue are the biggest bunch of
TOSSERS this side of Axl Rose

... Not as big as me! HA!! FUCK YOU!

Ooer, missus. I didn't mean to offend anyone, but how can anyone take Messrs Lee, Neil etc. seriously?

[Skylizard]

Even as a metal fan (of sorts), Motley Crue are the biggest bunch of
TOSSERS this side of Axl Rose

... Not as big as me! HA!! FUCK YOU!

Ooer, missus. I didn't mean to offend anyone, but how can anyone take Messrs Lee, Neil etc. seriously?

On these forums you need to give as good as you get, and if you offend, tough shit. :twisted:

[Rivetmike]

Even as a metal fan (of sorts), Motley Crue are the biggest bunch of
TOSSERS this side of Axl Rose

... Not as big as me! HA!! FUCK YOU!

Ooer, missus. I didn't mean to offend anyone, but how can anyone take Messrs Lee, Neil etc. seriously?

I'm not a fan but I doubt you are meant to take them seriously,s'all a bit of fun.

Rivetmike

[Guy13]

Even as a metal fan (of sorts), Motley Crue are the biggest bunch of
TOSSERS this side of Axl Rose

... Not as big as me! HA!! FUCK YOU!

Ooer, missus. I didn't mean to offend anyone, but how can anyone take Messrs Lee, Neil etc. seriously?

I'm not a fan but I doubt you are meant to take them seriously,s'all a bit of fun.

Rivetmike

:oops: I suppose so. I've always found the LA Glam scene to be a source of irritation, tis all.

[SP]

Ooer, missus. I didn't mean to offend anyone, but how can anyone take Messrs Lee, Neil etc. seriously?

No probs, but if you go back in the thread we had been arguing about it for a while. You're right, they're not to be taken seriously ... they're just fun!! Lyrics like: "Hand full of grease & my hair feels right" just amuse, especially when you consider that they're far more likely to use a can full of hairspray!! ... well, they've always amused me anyhow!!

No offence taken!! 8)

[Kittie]

some one mention the little idiots with the korn and Slipknot hoodies and patches ect... but what i think gets to me more are people with their "Him" teeshirts, hoodies, trousers, bags and stuff who believe that they are goths because "love is the Funeral of Hearts" and that they get "buried alive by love"... (for all of you lucky enough not to know any one who likes them, those are pretty much what all of their songs sound like)

Where i live, there are a group of skateboarders who hangout outside of a church beleiving that they are cool becuase they give their money to the
EVIL Brian-Pose-Theif! :evil:

.... ok ill admit that i have a friend who like them - hence my puke-provocing knowlage - but it doesnt stop me from hating them...

My ceitain friend had them under goth as a Genre on his computor and we have a very... uhum "mature" "game" by which he tells me Converter arnt real music, and i tell him that "him" arent goth... sorry i starting to ramble rubbish now...

[Rhah]

HIM should most definitly be added to the list.
i'd like to put forward the scissor sisters.
A: because they are crap and sound like elton john
B: because they butchered comfortably numb.

[SP]

Got to agree with you there Rhah!! :roll:

[Flidcania]

i know he's not really a professional or anything but how about David Hasselhoff cos i watched him in knight rider today and i have decided that he's probably a really bad singer in the shower and that in its self is bad enougth :lol:

then Charlotte Church,
Most (supposed) punk and metal bands,

[SP]

Most (supposed) punk and metal bands,

You must nominate the individual punk / metal bands .... you can't just say most.

Some of them are really good!! :roll:

[Rivetmike]

Peolpe who insist on making conversation at work when there is plainly nothing to say!

Rivetmike

[Flux]

Batman. I've said it before & I'll say it again; a rich man in pvc does not a superhero make! :lol:

[SP]

The entire Labour & Conservative Parties.

[Skylizard]

The entire Labour & Conservative Parties.

and them left wing Libdem guys too

[Flux]

How about just the whole Politcs thing?

All that shit sucks donkey cock.

[SP]

... And the whole of the good ol' USA?

[Skylizard]

... And the whole of the good ol' USA

Burn everything and start again.

[Kite]

... And the whole of the good ol' USA

Burn everything and start again.

Thank goodness I'm not a patriot :P

[Rivetmike]

... And the whole of the good ol' USA

Burn everything and start again.

Thank goodness I'm not a patriot :P

You mean that you are not from New England ;)

Rivetmike

[Kite]

... And the whole of the good ol' USA

Burn everything and start again.

Thank goodness I'm not a patriot :P

You mean that you are not from New England ;)

Rivetmike

Umm..well, the last place I lived in the US was Boston. It's been over two years though and I never was a Patriots fan...I swear :P

[SP]

... And the whole of the good ol' USA?

Please don't take me too seriously on this ... there are fukwits as well as good people everywhere!! :roll:

[mr_trikkle]

-emo-
-people who try too hard-

[Kite]

... And the whole of the good ol' USA?

Please don't take me too seriously on this ... there are fukwits as well as good people everywhere!! :roll:

Not at all. Why do you think I've been living away from the US for a while? ;)

[Sin-RazorAngel]

the whole of the us of a.....MWHA HA HA HA GLADLY

[Sin-RazorAngel]

actually i've come to the conclusion that it is in fact the HUMAN RACE that i despise........
with the exception of a select few..............
i'll stop now beofre i rant further me thinks......or shall i ???

Nah we'll continue this for now.....
But yes SP i must agree the total destruction of america would be a marvelous begininng :)

And RHAH I DARE YOU TO SPEAK UP!!!!!!
Come on.......YOU WHO VOTED LABOUR :x :x

[snakelegs]

Thanks for reminding me SP

Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
Deep Purple
Jimi Hendrix

They may all have been great, if that is your bag, but that was 30 years ago, welcome to the 21st Century

To quote Scot Project "The Future is Now, Forget The Past"


Come on jimmi is still here . u r damned and u ll be boil in the hell with him :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Avril "i really should eat something and finish school"Lav.......wtf.....

I really really DON'T like her......she pollutes airways far too much and should be painfully disposed of.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Avril "i really should eat something and finish school"Lav.......wtf.....

I really really DON'T like her......she pollutes airways far too much and should be painfully disposed of.

[pamdora2000]

Ok, I know many will hate me as usual when I will say my favorite hated bands, but I SIMPLY can not stand them:

The Beatles (and off course, Paul Mc Cartney, first in the row)
Oasis
The Housemartins
Fairground Attraction
Katrina and the Waves
The Bangles
LACRIMOSA (!!!) :twisted:
MARILYN MANSON (!!!!!!!) (unaudible wankers!!)

And of course anybody making versions of David Bowie's songs...

I'll keep thinking, but this is my lot for today.
Beat this!!

[Sin-RazorAngel]

OKIES.........
Pammie....lol........i agree with all.

I shall take great pleasure especially with torturing Oasis.whining fucking assholes.

[Skylizard]

Today i want the Idiots from Mcafee AntiVirus support team added to the torture list. I thought Microsoft was bad till i dealt with these clowns.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Consider it done

Me i'm addin THE FUCKING COWBOYS THAT MAKE UP THE NHS!!!!!!

I'm actually considering making this one a reality

[Noize_Gecko]

The CHAVs i wanna be a goth\EBMiest\Rivet compliant industrialist from BC at the weekend.

[Guy13]

The CHAVs i wanna be a goth\EBMiest\Rivet compliant industrialist from BC at the weekend.

There was an element of that there. BURN IN HELL, FUCKERS...in fact, hell is too good for them.

Heather Mills McCartney...want a waste of space!

[Rivetmike]

Heather Mills McCartney...want a waste of space!

But not as much space as some others ;)

Rivetmike

[Flux]

Heather Mills McCartney...want a waste of space!

But not as much space as some others ;)

Rivetmike

Now that was below the belt! :P

[snoww_wwhite]

Heather Mills McCartney...want a waste of space!

But not as much space as some others ;)

Rivetmike

Now that was below the belt! :P

below the belt is good, cos it hurts a lot!!!!

[Guy13]

Heather Mills McCartney...want a waste of space!

But not as much space as some others ;)

Rivetmike

Now that was below the belt! :P

below the belt is good, cos it hurts a lot!!!!

Doh...it's a joke. She only has one leg. :roll: :twisted: :lol: :wink:

[Magif]

Even if they have been mentioned and eliminated i say we dig em up, perform a resurrection spell and do it all over again. :twisted:

brittney spears
abba
roxette
elton john
wet bottom boys (this covers all boy bands)
spice girls
rnb bands
rap groups (incl hiphop)
anything that has auditioned for any of the idols or idol like shows

I know there are more, i'll mention them later.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

TEEHEE..........

GLOWSTICKERS!!!
They aren't a pollutant to my ears strictly speaking.....but oh how much fun would be had...*sighs*

[snoww_wwhite]

TEEHEE..........

GLOWSTICKERS!!!
They aren't a pollutant to my ears strictly speaking.....but oh how much fun would be had...*sighs*

if that includes GlowstickLERs like myself then...

... yeah baby bring it on... if you dare :P

[Mercutio]

Okai... here goes one long list of people regardless of the fact they have been done already. I worked in a nightclub called the Shack and it plays the most god awful cheese; it's not even funny. I am all for free choice as long as it don't offend anyone (without GOOD reason)... so for all the shit I had to listen because of the trendy neanderthals I'm gonna wrant. By CHANCE I am gonna wrant...

Elton John
Cliff Richard
ABBA
Scissor Sisters
TATU
Beyonce (no she ain't frikkin attractive... I have seen crack whores in Spike Lee movies that were hotter... no really>!)
Britney Speared
Christina Gonorea
Anal Latrine
Busted
Boy'zOwn
West Strife
Queen (For the one song "Havin' a goood time" if that is what it is called. Queen don't bother me but that song every single night (no, I'm not kiddin>!) everynight for the fourth months I worked there goes a lil beyond my feckin tolerance)
Public Disdain
Blaze'them Squad
So Soiled Crew
Greenday
Good Charlotte
Sum 4+1
Bint 182
(Chris)Evan'sEssence
Rod Steward
Pampered Crotch (Papa Roach)
Lickin' Parts (Linkin Park)
Limp Dickheads (scratch that... Jus Thread Burst... Wes Borland was cool)
The Liberties
The Semen Trails (White Stripes... also know; as Vile Tripe, Piles of Shite, You Woulden't Use Them To Wipe...)
P.O.D (Christian ROCK>?! Makes as much sense as "GOD gave rock'n'roll to yu"... GOD>?! GOD>?!?! Why is every great feckin rock song about the Devil then huh>? Highway to HEAVEN>?! Nope, fraid not... Runnin' with the ANGEL>?! Not quite matey... GRRRR)
Cradle of Filth
Korn (For sellin out)
RATM & Soundgarden (For breaking up)
Audioslave (As they succesfully managed to rip THEMSELVES off... diden't think it was possible but there yu go)
Metallica (Cos their predictable and destroyed Napster which is so feckin hypocritical as they used to steal, make their own bootlegs and t-shirts)
Black Eye's Please
Outshat
Prodigy (Not Keith or Maxim... they live on legends and I can't blame them for splittin from the tripe that was released under the Prodigy title... Just another great band that was "commercialised"... Slowly the marketing is bleedin the creative heart dry and turnin individuality into another cheque)

-----ADVERTISIN BREAK----- Are yu feelin stressed>?


Good fecking deal with it


Nirvana (Yeah I said it... Yeah I hate them... He deserved to rid us of his feckin presence... does this look like a sentence that cares>?)
50 Shitty Scents (WOW>! They all smell of.... GENUINE CRAP>!)
Betitched
The Cornies
The Beadles
Elvis (Elvis was the king but he never meant shit to me... yu gotta fight, fight the powers that be)
R.E.M
HIM


Whoa... I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead... yeah their are hundreds more I want to list but the last I want blasted by Sin is...

*Drum roll*

George W. BUsh and all those who elected him... twice

It takes an idiot to lie to a country but it takes many more idiots to elect him so do us and our american neighbours with some sense and nuke that guy and his elecutioners


Later

[Guy13]

the last I want blasted by Sin is...

*Drum roll*

George W. BUsh and all those who elected him... twice

It takes an idiot to lie to a country but it takes many more idiots to elect him so do us and our american neighbours with some sense and nuke that guy and his elecutioners

Damn right...may George W Bush be struck down with a particularly nasty dose of syphilis after fucking his dog. :twisted:

[Rivetmike]

TATU


I'll agree with everything apart from the above.

Rivetmike

[Guy13]

TATU


I'll agree with everything apart from the above.

Rivetmike

And we know why that is....it ain't the music. :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink:

[Mercutio]

Fair enough. I shall let that one slide... AND THAT ONE ONLY. Because I can't come between one guy and his fantasies ;)

Later

[Guy13]

Fair enough. I shall let that one slide... AND THAT ONE ONLY. Because I can't come between one guy and his fantasies ;)

Later

Hey, I'll be the first to admit that I watched the videos with the sound off. The same goes for a lot of videos. :twisted:

[SP]

Well, I really don't like Eminem, but I have to take my hat off to the man for this:

http://www.guerrillanews.com/content/eminem_mosh.html

Click on the link on the page to view the vid ... if you haven't already seen it.

You'll need to watch it with the sound on!

[demonbitch]

Please sir, I would like to nominate Arsehole Abyss for torture! :P :twisted:

PS. Nice on SP. Good vid! :wink:

[Rivetmike]

PS. Nice on SP. Good vid! :wink:

Get a room ;)

Rivetmike

[demonbitch]

PS. Nice on SP. Good vid! :wink:

Get a room ;)

Rivetmike

What does this mean? I have a room that I sleep in at night. Will that do?

[Guy13]

Please sir, I would like to nominate Arsehole Abyss for torture! :P :twisted:

I second that nomination! :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Now snoww wwhite me dear...if you is a glowsticker...i'm afraid yes that does apply to you too :wink:
Tell you what we'll have a duel...you can be armed with glowsticks and i'll be armed with white noise and various frequencies that will really mess wth ya?? :wink:

OK ....Mercutio....
I wholeheartedly agree with all of them,tho i have to admit i am with Rivetmike on Tatu... :twisted: For exactly the same perverse reasons he would have....there's nothing better than watching girlies...
Anyway i'll stop there before i get too carried away.which i always do on that subject *sigh* Sound off?? NO WAY I' LIKE TO HERE THEM SCREAM AND MOAN :)

In your list i will take particular pleasure in...

Elton John...fucking prima donna that he is,the guy is an asshole.He shall die buy me making him eat all those stoopid fucking glasses he owns.

Scissor Sisters...Do i really need to justify that?I will have great pleasure in making them PERMANENTLY NUMB...How dare they cover that song.

P.O.D - ALL christian bands MUST DIE!!!'Nuff said

Now onto one of my most favourite pet hates..
MR GEORGE BUSH.....
I think of at least 50 ways to torture him to death PER DAY....
Maybe i have to much time on my hands??
He is ALL that's wrong with this world and i'd love to REALLY REALLY fuck with him.


Just thought i'd add that yes Mosh is a great video....shame it didn't work..
Still fuckin great tho.


Today i will be adding Diana fuckin Ross...i'm gonna give her a Chain reaction she''l never forget,and the Lost Prophets...i'll help them find their way....to an eternity of pain :P

edited because it's early ,i'm blonde(underneath the hairdye) and i can't spell proper when it's this time of day..giggles like a bimbo :lol:

[Rivetmike]

tho i have to admit i am with Rivetmike on Tatu... :twisted: For exactly the same perverse reasons he would have....

But how d'ya know.......the song All The Things She Said may just have a special place in my heavy heart?

No? Oh OK then........;)

Rivetmike

[snoww_wwhite]

Now snoww wwhite me dear...if you is a glowsticker...i'm afraid yes that does apply to you too :wink:

wrong, i am not a glowsticker.... i am a glowstickler and industrial strength as well...

besides its all practice for more serious stuff... beware of the snowwy biceps ;)

Tell you what we'll have a duel...you can be armed with glowsticks and i'll be armed with white noise and various frequencies that will really mess wth ya?? :wink:

good idea in theory and i think i can cover white noise quite easily in my moves, though its a bit boring, i prefer powernoise really

but if you wanan torture me, you shoudlnt beat around the (george) bush, we could negotiate a nice session if you want ;)

oh.. somehow i think you didnt mean sex after all or did you?

;) ;) ;) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Blink]

good idea in theory and i think i can cover white noise quite easily in my moves, though its a bit boring, i prefer powernoise really


Fight Fight Fight Fight

[Guy13]

Mmmm...this could be interesting.

In the red corner, "Sin-Razor-Angel"


In the blue corner, "Snoww-Wwhite"

*strikes bell*

Seconds away, round one.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Now now boys, we know you like to see women fighting tsk tsk...i can't judge for that coz hell I DO TOO !!!!!!

Now where was i??

Snoww WWhite....
Okies so you are a glowstickler and not a glowstiker eh??
Interesting...
Industrial strength....industrial strength what??hair dye.....bleach ??i confuzed :wink:
You also said...
good idea in theory and i think i can cover white noise quite easily in my moves, though its a bit boring, i prefer powernoise really

Teehee,well you obviously have no idea of my capability to make people ill with little noizez in my music eh?
I have been known to put things in my music that er...well they nearly threw up coz the frequencies i was playing with were NASTY :twisted:


But my pretty if you really want me to torture you all you gotta do is ask sweetie pie....it's one of my biggest loves and indeed passions...the torture of people...*sighs wistfully*

You name the place baby and i'll bring the ropes,razors and knuckledusters :twisted: :D

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Oh and Rivet....

Don't even try and deny your perverse nature...
It's a good thing
CELEBRATE IT.

Two young girlies...one of them a redhead...in school uniform......oh my word .......i er....have to go now...to er....erm..... :wink:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Sorry to bring him back again....

But Marilyn "I'm so original" manson......
Anyone who's heard Personal Jesus should know why...
Idiot!!!!

[snoww_wwhite]

Snoww WWhite....
Okies so you are a glowstickler and not a glowstiker eh??

quite right i am a glowstickler, though i got a bit bored, so now i use my glowing fingernails more often and also i got back into more stomping ;)
so who knows what i will be up to in a few months time...
and no, i dont think it will be POI cos that is definetly not my thing ;)

Industrial strength....industrial strength what??hair dye.....bleach ??i confuzed :wink:

industrial strength glowstickler... well, its cos i stickle for hours and hours and hours i have been known to do it for 8 hours with virtually no break...

guess that explains why my parents used to sedate me ;)


Teehee,well you obviously have no idea of my capability to make people ill with little noizez in my music eh?
I have been known to put things in my music that er...well they nearly threw up coz the frequencies i was playing with were NASTY :twisted:


the point i was making is that i prefer powernoise etc to any other music and therefore stickle even to that and no, not like wave the glowstickles once in a while, i make them spin so that people feel dizzy ;)


But my pretty if you really want me to torture you all you gotta do is ask sweetie pie....it's one of my biggest loves and indeed passions...the torture of people...*sighs wistfully*

8O 8O
i would know one guy who would very much enjoy seeing that 8) :wink:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

*clicks knuckles*

Well my little Snowwy...dancing for 8 hrs is not bad....you might be able to keep up with me then..then again maybe not.. ;)


Anyway back to the original thread......
Today my victims shall be....
And yes there are those out there thta may not like this....

THE ENTIRE STAFF LIST INCLUDING ALL MUSICIANS THAT TOOK PART...NO MATTER HOW SMALL(bono you sell out bastard)FROM...
THE LATEST INSTALMENT OF
BAND AID....

WHAT were they thinking?
Yes i get the point of what they are trying to achieve...but i am here to rid the world of pollutants....this latest attempt at a guilt trip is utterly abissmal...

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Seeing as there are quite a lot of them...i'll have to have a think about how to torture them to death....as i'd like to do it all at once as they are not worthy of my time really.

I'm thinking maybesupergluing them all to a floor and steam rolling them,that way some of them get to watch so they know what's coming??

[SP]

THE ENTIRE STAFF LIST INCLUDING ALL MUSICIANS THAT TOOK PART...NO MATTER HOW SMALL(bono you sell out bastard)FROM...
THE LATEST INSTALMENT OF
BAND AID....

WHAT were they thinking?
Yes i get the point of what they are trying to achieve...but i am here to rid the world of pollutants....this latest attempt at a guilt trip is utterly abissmal...

Yep, I've gotta agree with you there Sin ... torture the lot of 'em!! :twisted:

[Crash_Dark]

Seeing as there are quite a lot of them...i'll have to have a think about how to torture them to death....as i'd like to do it all at once as they are not worthy of my time really.

I'm thinking maybesupergluing them all to a floor and steam rolling them,that way some of them get to watch so they know what's coming??

How about designing a machine-gun that fires CD-singles, then mowing them all down with their own product? Sliced publicity-seekers anyone?

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Seeing as there are quite a lot of them...i'll have to have a think about how to torture them to death....as i'd like to do it all at once as they are not worthy of my time really.

I'm thinking maybesupergluing them all to a floor and steam rolling them,that way some of them get to watch so they know what's coming??

How about designing a machine-gun that fires CD-singles, then mowing them all down with their own product? Sliced publicity-seekers anyone?

*bounces exitedly*
YES YES YES

Crash that's a bloomin marvelous idea...want some rum?

[snoww_wwhite]

hold on a moment, i thought it was a torture list not a murder list...

... now i am confused or is it a torture to death list, in which case you would HAVE TO spend time on taking them to meet their makers, cos that is what torture is all about right?

i vote for them having to listen to cheeky girls while being strapped to a bed with razor blades :D whilst being shown their band aid video...


and they will fucking know ITS CHRISTMAS!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Good i'll give you that Snoww, but Crash's idea was better.

As for this being a torture list....as the rumour goes with me....
It all starts dandy-o....but give me long enough and it all ends up dead :twisted:

Besides some i let live....honest :oops:
Just so they can warn the others like :wink:

[Crash_Dark]

Seeing as there are quite a lot of them...i'll have to have a think about how to torture them to death....as i'd like to do it all at once as they are not worthy of my time really.

I'm thinking maybesupergluing them all to a floor and steam rolling them,that way some of them get to watch so they know what's coming??

How about designing a machine-gun that fires CD-singles, then mowing them all down with their own product? Sliced publicity-seekers anyone?

*bounces exitedly*
YES YES YES

Crash that's a bloomin marvelous idea...want some rum?

Arrrrr, pass me that bottle me hearty.... ;)

[Sin-RazorAngel]

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH indeed me 'arty.
We'll be splicin' the mainbrace then.

[Crash_Dark]

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH indeed me 'arty.
We'll be splicin' the mainbrace then.

Arrrrrr, but hold a time, don't that be Capn. Weirdbeard's grog ye have there? 8O We'd better down it double-quick like, afore the old soak catches us....

[Guy13]

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH indeed me 'arty.
We'll be splicin' the mainbrace then.

Arrrrrr, but hold a time, don't that be Capn. Weirdbeard's grog ye have there? 8O We'd better down it double-quick like, afore the old soak catches us....

*does a little dance*

I'm going to tell...I'm going to tell

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Crash_Dark]

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH indeed me 'arty.
We'll be splicin' the mainbrace then.

Arrrrrr, but hold a time, don't that be Capn. Weirdbeard's grog ye have there? 8O We'd better down it double-quick like, afore the old soak catches us....

*does a little dance*

I'm going to tell...I'm going to tell

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ye scurvy dog!

:lol: :lol:

[Blink]

*do a little dance*


*make a little love*

*get down tonight*

*get down tonight*


You gotta love 70's funk

[Guy13]

*do a little dance*


*make a little love*

*get down tonight*

*get down tonight*


You gotta love 70's funk

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Go and stand with your face in the corner, young man. :wink: :lol: :twisted:

[Blink]

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Go and stand with your face in the corner, young man. :wink: :lol: :twisted:

You started it!

[Guy13]

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Go and stand with your face in the corner, young man. :wink: :lol: :twisted:

You started it!

I said "does a little dance" in the original! You edited my response. :lol:

[Crash_Dark]

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Go and stand with your face in the corner, young man. :wink: :lol: :twisted:

You started it!

I said "does a little dance" in the original! You edited my response. :lol:

Hey, don't blame it on him sunshine (don't blame it on the moonlight......arrrrgghghhhhhh no no no!)

[Guy13]

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Go and stand with your face in the corner, young man. :wink: :lol: :twisted:

You started it!

I said "does a little dance" in the original! You edited my response. :lol:

Hey, don't blame it on him sunshine (don't blame it on the moonlight......arrrrgghghhhhhh no no no!)

What have you done? 8O

[SP]

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Go and stand with your face in the corner, young man. :wink: :lol: :twisted:

You started it!

I said "does a little dance" in the original! You edited my response. :lol:

Hey, don't blame it on him sunshine (don't blame it on the moonlight......arrrrgghghhhhhh no no no!)

What have you done? 8O

I think he's implying that The Boogie is to blame!!

Could this be true? :?

[Flux]

Or perhaps that pesky Oogie Boogie has been up to mischief again?

http://www.midnyte.net/merc/pics/07.jpg

[Guy13]

I think that might be the case. :roll: :wink: :lol:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Tsk Tsk....
Now ye scurvy dogs i'll have none of this disco/boogie woogey nonsense 'ere....

That in itself is a pollutant in the truest sense...so any scallywags singing such songs shall be tortured...YES THAT INCLUDES YOU LOT!!!

As for Cap'n Weirdbeard worrying 'bout meself drinkin' 'is rum....we's be sharin this lot...i think i'm safe...this time anyways...

[Voodoobutter]

Whoever dreamed up income duty, and whoever deals with the administration connected with it.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Voodoo...sweetie...i'm sensing some hostility here....but not enough..
You want me to torture them i need to really feel it from you huni.
Seeing as strictly speaking they are not pollutants of mine ears ;)
But for you i'll make an exception.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

:( :( :(
Oh the shame....
Oh the utter shame of it....

Right as you all know my latest victims in my sights are the entire(yep all staff and musicians) list of untalented bastards that have put out there do they know it's christmas bullshit....

Well today it was on AGAIN!!!!! on a music channel....normally i turn it over otherwise i tend to become violent....
Today i watched it ...all the way through.....*throws up*...sorry 'bout that.

And i spotted something oh so very disturbing apart from the obvious things that spring to mind...

BUSTED.....you know those highly groomed ,really rich mummy and daddy's boys,jumped up pricks that like to think they're kewl??

Well one of them......*starts to sob* one of them was wearing a TOOL t-shirt...

WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For this very reason they shall not be allowed to die.......

I AM GOING TO RAISE THE MARQUIS -DE - SADE FROM THE DEAD.....
I AM GOING TO BUILD A TOWER AND I AM GOING TO LOCK HIM AND BUSTED IN THERE WITH WHATEVER DEVICES THE MARQUIS DESIRES...

They can be his toys for how ever long it pleases him :)

*SIGHS WISTFULLY*
Oh how i would love to watch that.

[Guy13]

BUSTED.....you know those highly groomed ,really rich mummy and daddy's boys,jumped up pricks that like to think they're kewl??

Well one of them......*starts to sob* one of them was wearing a TOOL t-shirt...

I saw a picture of them in some sunday paper supplement and...yes...one of them was indeed wearing a Tool t-shirt. :evil:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Me thinks my choice of giving them to the Marquis as playthings is indeed fitting.
How dare they...little shits.

[Voodoobutter]

Don't worry! In a year or so when they careen back down to real life in richmond or wherever when they cease to be a commodity they'll probably all develop junk habits they ultimately won't be able to pay for. :)

[Blink]

Me thinks my choice of giving them to the Marquis as playthings is indeed fitting.
How dare they...little shits.

Have to disagree with you sweets, at least they are getting the name out to a whole new world on teeny metallers. They will soon grow up and get into decent music.

[Crash_Dark]

Have to disagree with you sweets, at least they are getting the name out to a whole new world on teeny metallers. They will soon grow up and get into decent music.

I hope so! My 6-year-old son is really into Busted at the moment, and gets me to spike up his hair so he can 'look like Busted'.

Where, oh where did I go wrong? (Shakes head sadly)

:lol:

[Rivetmike]

I hope so! My 6-year-old son is really into Busted at the moment, and gets me to spike up his hair so he can 'look like Busted'.

Where, oh where did I go wrong? (Shakes head sadly)

:lol:

Don't blame yourself as it's typical of children to want to rebel.I suppose his skate punk look is his way of rebelling against your goth look (or is six too young for all that?)

Rivetmike

[Crash_Dark]

Don't blame yourself as it's typical of children to want to rebel.I suppose his skate punk look is his way of rebelling against your goth look (or is six too young for all that?)

Rivetmike

I hope he's too young for all that! LOL I think the Busted thing is more peer-pressure than anything else. My daughter used to be really into Steps and S-Club, but has since progressed to Avril Lavigne. A step in the right direction, but she still has a long way to go ;)

My kids are a bit screwed on the rebellion front - a weird dad and a square mum. They'll either have to pick one to rebel against, or sit somewhere in the middle....

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Me thinks my choice of giving them to the Marquis as playthings is indeed fitting.
How dare they...little shits.

Have to disagree with you sweets, at least they are getting the name out to a whole new world on teeny metallers. They will soon grow up and get into decent music.

Hmmmm.sorry disagree huni,if they had an just a tiny ounce of being able to spot musical talent....ie; listening to Tool, then surely they would realise that the music they do is indeed shite and meritless.
It serves no purpose other than to irritate the shit out of everyone who is above the age of ten.

I can't see teeny metallers liking Tool...
Maynard...very VERY talented man...unbeleivably so in fact.
Tool's music isn't about hating your parents or pretending to be the anti-christ because it's kewl to be..ahem..how do they put it....against God.
Every song written is damn fine and the timing signatures alone are astounding.

Anyway i'm not getting into a debate bout that...This thread is about torturing people who are pollutants,not only to busted fit that criteria..they ARE that criteria..pointless ,spolit brats,who have not one teensy weensy bit of talent.

THE FUCKERS WILL DIE...AND THE MARQUIS WOULD BE THE ONE TO DO IT.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Have to disagree with you sweets, at least they are getting the name out to a whole new world on teeny metallers. They will soon grow up and get into decent music.

I hope so! My 6-year-old son is really into Busted at the moment, and gets me to spike up his hair so he can 'look like Busted'.

Where, oh where did I go wrong? (Shakes head sadly)

:lol:

Arrgghhh.don't be blamin yaself.
My youngest little blighter,who is also six,used to like busted....tho we ripped him for it....teehee...i can safely say no longer likes them so there is hope.
He is a drama queen tho and pretty much dances to anything we put on,from Sisters of Mercy to 2nd Gen....
Hang on in thar ye won't be waitin long til it's all over...i hope.

[Crash_Dark]

Arrgghhh.don't be blamin yaself.
My youngest little blighter,who is also six,used to like busted....tho we ripped him for it....teehee...i can safely say no longer likes them so there is hope.
He is a drama queen tho and pretty much dances to anything we put on,from Sisters of Mercy to 2nd Gen....
Hang on in thar ye won't be waitin long til it's all over...i hope.

Aw, thanks Sin, I'm hoping! There are promising signs - he always wants me to put The Cure on in the car...but that may only be because I don't own anything by Busted (strangely).

[Flux]

I can't see teeny metallers liking Tool...
Maynard...very VERY talented man...unbeleivably so in fact.
Tool's music isn't about hating your parents or pretending to be the anti-christ because it's kewl to be..ahem..how do they put it....against God.
Every song written is damn fine and the timing signatures alone are astounding.



You know it makes sense :)
Tool are fantastic...Have you had the chance to see them live yet?

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Not yet...WAHHHHHHH
Saw perfect circle at glastonbury, kinda half met him(maynard) backstage,he has this presence about him,that's just amazing.You can't put your finger on what it is,but it's there and it's VERY there,quite intense .
i've heard people say that about Tool playing live.

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see Tool live.

[Rivetmike]

Tool was the very first concert I ever went to at the Astoria supported by Paw,Headswim and Peach when I was 14 (it doesn't seem like twelve years ago!)

Rivetmike

[Flux]

Sin, you *have* to see them next time they tour!...I caught them on the Lateralus toor and they were great :) The show kicked ass and the visuals they had in the background were the sort of wierdness you'd expect from Tool ;)

I saw Perfect Circle when they were in London a year or so ago. Excellent stuff. Will try & catch them next time they tour too.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I plan to see Tool just as soon as i can :)

Right today i'm STILL having issues with the busted thing..... :evil:
bastards!

But onward the torture must go...and besides the Marquis will be delighted with them....teehee.

Today....i shall be making Bon Jovi my victims......i'd like to lay them down on a bed of molten rock :D

[Rivetmike]

i'd like to lay them down on a bed of molten rock :D

That's a rather poetic death considering their "Bed Of Roses" hit and the fact that molten rock is softer and more useless than other rock ;)

Rivetmike

[Guy13]

Today....i shall be making Bon Jovi my victims......i'd like to lay them down on a bed of molten rock :D

With special attention being paid to Jon Bon Jovi *spits* as he is a little talentless shitbag.

[Flux]

Sin, you may be interested in a new dvd release from Perfect Circle called aMOTION. It features all the videos they've made from Mer De Noms & Thirteenth Step, plus some extra bits & pieces...and the icing on the already tasty cake is an audio cd featuring some remixed tunes :)

You can pick it up from here (http://www.play.com/play247.asp?searchtype=allproducts&searchstring=am otion&page=search&Go.x=0&Go.y=0)

P.s. not to be confused with their new "covers" album eMOTIVe ;)

[Sin-RazorAngel]

:D yeah i saw that t'other day on the website.
My fav has to be Judith from pefect circle...but the danny lohner mix i like to listen to that A LOT...LOT!!!!

When Tool play next we'll have to arrange a mass going to see them outing :D

Thanks for the link Flux sweetie,i use play a lot.

Right today my victims will be that stoopid fuckwit that has remixed that song Valerie..i can't remember who it was done by originally....maybe marrilion??
Anyway it's NEVER been a good song,and to make it worse desrves a damn good roasting....yep roasting it is for that bastard...

Everytime i go to the Gym that bloody song comes on as i'm in hell on the step machine..........please if you are thinking of investing in a gym membership....
For your own sanity and others safety make sure you take your mp3 player/cassette player/c.d player.....it's hell in there!!!

My next victim would be RONAN KEATING...
I know he's probablt been tortured before by me,but i dislike him oh so very much.
Today he'll suffer being washed clean with cut glass!!!You know in tiny tiny little pieces so it's more of a ground glass really.

[SheIsMySin]

*runs the risk of being attacked by an angry mob*

well, i saw Tool at Ozzfest 2002 and, to be quite honest, i got rather bored by them

[Sin-RazorAngel]

We are all entitled to our own opinion are we not?

But unless you post correctly and state someone you would like me to torture,then i'm afraid your opinion matters not :twisted:

So *clears throat*
Whom shall it be?

I'm short of time and my patience is somewhat...fizzled , so think and be quick about it ;)

[SheIsMySin]

oh there's so many... hmmm... lets start with the obvious choice...

Busted, followed by some ball-shrivelling torture with franz ferdinand and finally, avril lavigne...

for now, anyway :P

[Blink]

Right today my victims will be that stoopid fuckwit that has remixed that song Valerie..i can't remember who it was done by originally....maybe marrilion??


*cough* whsipersStevie Windwood *cough*

Today, i am mainly hating....hmmmm... Girls Aloud

[Rivetmike]

:
and to make it worse desrves a damn good roasting....yep roasting it is for that bastard...



It rather not double team up on Eric Prydz if it's all the same ;)

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

oh there's so many... hmmm... lets start with the obvious choice...

Busted, followed by some ball-shrivelling torture with franz ferdinand and finally, avril lavigne...

for now, anyway :P

Busted.....i suggest you read the previous posts me dear :)
They are now the eternal playthings of the Marquis De Sade.I built a tower for ehm all to live in :twisted: and they now belong to him MWAHA HA HA HA!!!
Of course the tower would have cctv everywhere for my viewing pleasure :)

Franz Ferdinand....YAY i don't think they've been requested before....
OOOOOOOoooooo i was thinking of maybe peeling them alive?
What an awful name regardless of just how dire their music is!

As for Avril..........she's been dead a long ,long time in my world.....stoopid little bitch.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Today....i shall be making Bon Jovi my victims......i'd like to lay them down on a bed of molten rock :D

With special attention being paid to Jon Bon Jovi *spits* as he is a little talentless shitbag.

OH HO HO HO YEEEEESSSS :twisted: I hate that little bastard as ALMOST as much as i hate the corrs

[Sin-RazorAngel]

i'd like to lay them down on a bed of molten rock :D

That's a rather poetic death considering their "Bed Of Roses" hit and the fact that molten rock is softer and more useless than other rock ;)

Rivetmike

Don't ya just love poetic justice ,glad someone else got it ;)

[Flux]

When Tool play next we'll have to arrange a mass going to see them outing :D


Sounds like a plan :)

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Right today my victims will be that stoopid fuckwit that has remixed that song Valerie..i can't remember who it was done by originally....maybe marrilion??


*cough* whsipersStevie Windwood *cough*

Today, i am mainly hating....hmmmm... Girls Aloud

Thankyou for letting me know sweetie ;)

Right girls Aloud.....tell you what i will definately get rid of them ..with GREAT PLEASURE!!!

How i shall do this is ask now who wants who??
You see i think they should be ahem...ruined to death...if ya get my drift ;)

So who wants who??

[Rivetmike]

How i shall do this is ask now who wants who??
You see i think they should be ahem...ruined to death...if ya get my drift ;)

So who wants who??

I get your drift OK but don't really want to go into detail in case of anyone tipping off the authorities ;) On the subject of poetic justice though perhaps Cheryl Tweedy should be made to parade naked through Harringey with a sign round her neck displaying her political persuasions?

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Have no idea which one she is?
What are her political views then??

[Rivetmike]

Have no idea which one she is?
What are her political views then??

She's the one who got arrested for assaulting a black toilet attendant (who later claimed it was racially motivated).She's the one normally at the front for the photo shoots,brunette.

Rivetmike

[snoww_wwhite]

i would like to see all Djs put onto this list who do not play anything but the most cheesiestest of clun hits and greatest hits of goth/ebm ever.

i dont mind to hear music everyone loves and knows but a lot of DJs seem to think that most bands have only ever produced ONE HIT, which is so not the case. no surprises, no progress, 10 years on its still the same.

call yourself a DJ?

i do not think so!


i wanna put long scewers into them and rub salt into the freshly cut wounds, which i intend to create with a knife and rusty razor blades. i want to pour acid into their eyes and mounths and i wanna make them have bleach enemas :D

sorry, i feel a bit mild today :twisted:


oh and while we are at it, lets throw the: i can only dance to songs that i know for the last 300 years brigade in with the DJs for encouragingboring clubbing that way! :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I know this may be a little dumb of me(like i keep saying i am a nautral blonde)
But has she actually viewed her political views??

I'll kill her anyway with a barbed wire dildo ...YEAH BABY