sin's torture list

[Rivetmike]

I know this may be a little dumb of me(like i keep saying i am a nautral blonde)
But has she actually viewed her political views??

I'll kill her anyway with a barbed wire dildo ...YEAH BABY

I'm guessing you meant "aired" as opposed to "viewed".As far as I know she hasn't but the victim insists she hurled racist abuse at her.

I'm gonna believe it anyway as it's funny to imagine one of a supposed inoffensive kiddie pop band such as Girls Aloud as a fascist :)

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I know this may be a little dumb of me(like i keep saying i am a nautral blonde)
But has she actually viewed her political views??

I'll kill her anyway with a barbed wire dildo ...YEAH BABY

I'm guessing you meant "aired" as opposes to "viewed".As far as I know she hasn't but the victim insists she hurled racist abuse at her.

I'm gonna believe it anyway as it's funny to imagine one of a supposed inoffensive kiddie pop band such as Girls Aloud as a fascist :)

Rivetmike

Ahem...
yeah i meant aired...see told ya i'm blonde ;)

She's deader than a dead thing.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

My victim today shall be GWEN FUCKING STEFANI....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH
iI swear if i have to listen to that damn song one more time at the gym i am actually going to kill someone.
Stoopid bitch......i've seen Politicians with more talent than her.

And Snowwy....
I totally agree with you sweetie...i'll leave them to you,but before you kill 'em i'll curse e'm so they can't die,that way you can torture them forever :)

[Rivetmike]

My victim today shall be GWEN FUCKING STEFANI

I quite like that song *sings la la la la la ;)*.Still Sin,surely you must appreciate her other talents?

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

My victim today shall be GWEN FUCKING STEFANI

I quite like that song *sings la la la la la ;)*.Still Sin,surely you must appreciate her other talents?

Rivetmike

Rivet i like you more and more....
Indedd i do appreciate her *other talents*
Tell you what i'll let you "ruin" her before i kill her...BUT
you have to film it for everyone else to see :twisted:

[Rivetmike]

Tell you what i'll let you "ruin" her before i kill her...BUT
you have to film it for everyone else to see :twisted:

This is all just an elaborate ruse to see me nekkid isn't it Sin ;)

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Tell you what i'll let you "ruin" her before i kill her...BUT
you have to film it for everyone else to see :twisted:

This is all just an elaborate ruse to see me nekkid isn't it Sin ;)

Rivetmike

*said muttered under breath*
Damn it...foiled again

Erm...no what on earth do you mean...acts all sweet and innocent.

Besides it was Flux's idea...i was made to do ..honest i was.

[Flux]

Tell you what i'll let you "ruin" her before i kill her...BUT
you have to film it for everyone else to see :twisted:

This is all just an elaborate ruse to see me nekkid isn't it Sin ;)

Rivetmike

*said muttered under breath*
Damn it...foiled again

Erm...no what on earth do you mean...acts all sweet and innocent.

Besides it was Flux's idea...i was made to do ..honest i was.

*said muttered under breath*
Damn it...foiled again

It was all just an elaborate ruse to see Gwen Stefani nekkid! ;)
I was hoping you & her could pioneer some of that pirate porn.

Directed & Produced by Flux & Sin, starring Rivetmike & Gwen Stefani.

How can it fail? :D

[Rivetmike]

It was all just an elaborate ruse to see Gwen Stefani nekkid! ;)
I was hoping you & her could pioneer some of that pirate porn.

Directed & Produced by Flux & Sin, starring Rivetmike & Gwen Stefani.

How can it fail? :D

I'll show her what "she's been waiting for" fnarr.

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Yeah the tick tock thing works well....reference to Captain Hook.
GENIUS IDEA FLUX.


So Rivet fancy playing Cap'n Hook?

[Rivetmike]

So Rivet fancy playing Cap'n Hook?

As long as it on my right hand ;)

Does Gwen know about the use of props yet? Any manual stimulation could prove messy.....

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

So Rivet fancy playing Cap'n Hook?

As long as it on my right hand ;)

Does Gwen know about the use of props yet? Any manual stimulation could prove messy.....

Rivetmike

I'm sure you could educate her ...eh? eh??

[Rivetmike]

So Rivet fancy playing Cap'n Hook?

As long as it on my right hand ;)

Does Gwen know about the use of props yet? Any manual stimulation could prove messy.....

Rivetmike

I'm sure you could educate her ...eh? eh??

Go on then,it would make the (overused in eighties action films) line "Tear a new asshole" an unnerving reality.

Rivetmike

[Flux]

*giggles*

You know what, this reminds me of the hook hand in the film Kingpin...

http://entimg.msn.com/i/100/mo/kingpin_dvd_100x100.jpg

Arrr!

[SheIsMySin]

my hate-list comprises of

madonna - for trying to act and failing miserably

urban "musicians" - for repeatedly spewing forth utter bullshit into the world and failing to accept they are talentless twats with a penchant for guns, "bling" and unnecessary sexual content *cough*the streets*cough*

people who use "bling" as a serious term in conversation

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Madonna.......hmmmm,that one will have to linger a little while as i'm determined to get her in her frozen video outfit again and have her.

Strictly speaking i cannot torture her for being a bad actress as it isn't a pollutant to my ears honey..

Wholeheartedly agree with the Streets....pointless,irritating and talentless.

Ok i shall kill them by making them eat many many MANY Ben Sherman shirts...and drinking copius amounts of Burberry smelly stuff
:D

[Guy13]

Madonna.......hmmmm,that one will have to linger a little while as i'm determined to get her in her frozen video outfit again and have her.

Strictly speaking i cannot torture her for being a bad actress as it isn't a pollutant to my ears honey..
:D

Madonna's music is an atrocity in breach of the Geneva Convention, she's a haggard old moose and a crap actress.

TORTURE HER AND KILL HER!

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Madonna.......hmmmm,that one will have to linger a little while as i'm determined to get her in her frozen video outfit again and have her.

Strictly speaking i cannot torture her for being a bad actress as it isn't a pollutant to my ears honey..
:D

Madonna's music is an atrocity in breach of the Geneva Convention, she's a haggard old moose and a crap actress.

TORTURE HER AND KILL HER!

Well as you've asked so nicely Guy ....how could i say no??
How bout we send her to a plastic surgeon to make her ahem...... new again...replace her hymen...then we can relive her old days of like a virgin again?

Good enough?

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Today my victim of choice will be.....
Missy Elliot........i shouldn't need to justify this one.

She will be tortured by means of....being covered in orange juice...then i shall unleash a fu-hucking huge swarm of waspies :)

[Guy13]

She will be tortured by means of....being covered in orange juice...then i shall unleash a fu-hucking huge swarm of waspies :)

Hehe! Reminds me of Peter Cook in Bedazzled (the original, good version)..."Fly, my beastlies..." :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

She will be tortured by means of....being covered in orange juice...then i shall unleash a fu-hucking huge swarm of waspies :)

Hehe! Reminds me of Peter Cook in Bedazzled (the original, good version)..."Fly, my beastlies..." :twisted:

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore...two of my most favourite comedians EVER EVER EVER !!!
Derek and Clive....you can't get much better than that.
I am also a HUGE fan of Chris Morris(blue jam).

[Guy13]

http://www.geocities.com/craigsbookclub/bedazzled.jpg


:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Flux]

#As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, standing at an upper-storey window
Shouting and screaming at the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid

#Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
There was no blanket

#Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers

#Ahhhrrrr-soles

:lol:

[Rivetmike]

I am also a HUGE fan of Chris Morris(blue jam).

In that case (no,not that case ARRGH close the lid...*phew*) I recommend Monkey dust highly (if you have not yet seen it?)

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

#As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, standing at an upper-storey window
Shouting and screaming at the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid

#Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
There was no blanket

#Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers

#Ahhhrrrr-soles

:lol:

YAY YAY
:P :lol: :D

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I am also a HUGE fan of Chris Morris(blue jam).

In that case (no,not that case ARRGH close the lid...*phew*) I recommend Monkey dust highly (if you have not yet seen it?)

Rivetmike

OOooo...nope not heard of that...makes note to self to check it out asap...fankyou Rivet :D

And you really should be careful about who's around when you open "that case"
You're alright with me,i watched you do it...but you know how funny some people can be,people might start saying things about you... :twisted:

[Rivetmike]

And you really should be careful about who's around when you open "that case"
You're alright with me,i watched you do it...but you know how funny some people can be,people might start saying things about you... :twisted:

It's true,I'm a modern day Pandora come to wreak havoc upon the earth.Best be nice to me ;)

Rivetmike

[Guy13]

It's true,I'm a modern day Pandora come to wreak havoc upon the earth.Best be nice to me ;)

Rivetmike

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

OMFG! Be afraid, be very afraid... :wink:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

And you really should be careful about who's around when you open "that case"
You're alright with me,i watched you do it...but you know how funny some people can be,people might start saying things about you... :twisted:

It's true,I'm a modern day Pandora come to wreak havoc upon the earth.Best be nice to me ;)

Rivetmike

You don't scare me ...MWAH HA HA HA.
And even if ya did ....i'd like it :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Having just got in from the Gym,i had to post.....

I had completely erased this one from memory...til today.
I don't know the victims name...however i will find them..and hurt them so bad a new name for pain will be born..........

That chart song,which,as a backing track,has "With or without you" by U2....

:x :evil: WHY!!!! :x :evil: WHY!!!! :x :evil: WHY!!!!!!!!!

I will take them to the 'kin clouds above...after torturing them byfinding new frequencies i shall then follow up by dropping them out of an airplane...nope no chute or nufin..Or i could always push them into the engines??

[Rivetmike]

That chart song,which,as a backing track,has "With or without you" by U2....


That'll be LMC then (let me have a go at these image tags)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/features/wallpaper/1024x768/lmc.jpg

In all their "glory"

Rivetmike

[Guy13]

Tsk...that photo's far too large. :roll:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

You are a sick SICK man Rivet

[Rivetmike]

You are a sick SICK man Rivet

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

You are a sick SICK man Rivet

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Rivetmike

I thought so....floozy :D
Go on say it....takes one to know one :wink:

[Rivetmike]

Go on say it....takes one to know one :wink:

As if I would ever use sarcy retorts on t'internet ;)

http://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/5/571848.jpg

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Of course not Rivet...
you'd say it to my face....and then run for fear of what i'd do right??
;) :twisted:

[Rivetmike]

you'd say it to my face
;) :twisted:

But of course but then I think we'd opt for a cooperatrive attack on the assembled heathen and booty.

Rivetmike

[Sin-RazorAngel]

you'd say it to my face
;) :twisted:

But of course but then I think we'd opt for a cooperatrive attack on the assembled heathen and booty.

Rivetmike

I see a plan,a plan i likes....all fair wanton females shall be spared the blade tho...and shall be shared out equally.
ARRGGHHHH

[Sin-RazorAngel]

DISNEY!!!!!!All who sit there writing those 'kin songs for their crap films they poison my kiddies with....grrrrrrrrr

Need i justify that?

I think we'd have perhaps a disney on ice theme...we could soak th entire magic kingdom thing in Liquid Nitrogen

[Guy13]

DISNEY!!!!!!All who sit there writing those 'kin songs for their crap films they poison my kiddies with....grrrrrrrrr

Need i justify that?

I think we'd have perhaps a disney on ice theme...we could soak th entire magic kingdom thing in Liquid Nitrogen

And then set about them with sledgehammers? :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Sledgehammers it is.....fantastic idea.

[Sin-RazorAngel]

THE CHEEKY GIRLS....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH

Just digesting the sad news about dimebag this morning :9 then something comes on about them....why oh why do people listen to that shit?

I'll kill them by kidnapping some random unhinged person(hmmmmcould be me but how the fuck do you kidnap yourself?) then i'll make them obsessed with the cheeky girls...eventually unleashing them with various weapons at their disposal....to dispose of them as they see fit

[AntiPunk101]

All PUNK bands should Burn Slowly !

They drive me up the fucking wall every fucking day, its pop with a twist and nothing else ! yet they get all the fucking attention with there crap music ! HMPH ! What about the fucking decent gothic/Metal Bands this year ?!

Next Is Lovey Dovey Love Crap - His Infernal Majesty
CRAP is the word that describes them or Ville Vallo and His Band Of Crap Musicians whoever they are ! Posing as some TOUGH Metal Band from finland, my ARSE ! they're softer than the tissue paper that wipes my arse !

I Could Go On, but I wont.

[snoww_wwhite]

What about the fucking decent gothic/Metal Bands this year ?!


as if,.. gothic metal my arse... its shit and it remains shit... no matter how you twist or turn it.... :P

:twisted: :twisted:

[AntiPunk101]

I did say : gothic/Metal meaning gothic and metal seperately !
& whats so bad about gothic metal anyway ??

[Guy13]

I saw this on a site and nearly cried laughing...

http://www.auburn.edu/~huntwih/hip.gif

:lol: :twisted:

[Sin-RazorAngel]

What about the fucking decent gothic/Metal Bands this year ?!


as if,.. gothic metal my arse... its shit and it remains shit... no matter how you twist or turn it.... :P

:twisted: :twisted:

Snowwy i like you more and more and more

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I saw this on a site and nearly cried laughing...

http://www.auburn.edu/~huntwih/hip.gif

:lol: :twisted:

LOL...
My evil twin strikes again

[snoww_wwhite]

I did say : gothic/Metal meaning gothic and metal seperately !
& whats so bad about gothic metal anyway ??

gothic: go mope in the corner and commit ritual suicide.. no seriously it had its days but so did rock n roll yet its a bit like water, it keeps well for a while, then becomes stale and in the end it makes you sick.

metal: whinging whining guitars and singers who look even worse than their singing sounds. who pretend to be uber evil satanists who in their later years resort to making their families a TV spectacle and the ilk that likes to gather air guitarrists, who got less brain cells than amoebas or if they ever had a couple of them, who lost it in long moshing sessions.

let me remind you of unwashed beards, stench of stale beer and the hand sign of satan (and they are serious about it too)

i mean a swiss mountain cottage farm could not be cheesier!

nuff said methinks ;)

:twisted:

the power of pictorial evidence:

http://coldforged.org/images/headbang.jpghttp://erewhon.ticonuno.it/2003/societa/air_guitar/img/guitarist.jpg
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~rustinpeace/ie/promo-photos/matt2.jpg
http://www.airguitarfrance.com/index_fichiers/image001.jpg
http://www.parish-without-borders.net/cditt/deafkh/robert%20farmer/farmer4.jpg
http://rickyhaley.com/bands/airguitar/03.jpg
http://erewhon.ticonuno.it/2003/societa/air_guitar/img/guitarist-2.jpg
http://www.hmsoundhouse.com/cuttings/Soundhouse6.jpg

[AntiPunk101]

Thats YOUR opinon, It certainly ISNT mine !

[Blink]

Thats YOUR opinon, It certainly ISNT mine !

Very Obviously.

Yours is that all punk is shite.

Ho hum


Who shall we kill today?

Anything with the word "Booty" in it, unless it is referring to Pirate Booty, I wouldn't want to offend our pirate contingent

[Mrduckula]

forgive me i couldnt be bothered to look through the piles of bodies to see their faces, i must say the smell is quiet something........ i like it :) . but through all your infinite wisdom i do hope you havent left out david hasslehoff, and keane for being an annoying fuckwit who's face id like to dig out with a spoon *note to self* "dear mr duckula please keep said thoughts in your head where no one else can share in your enjoyment........ *cackles to self* "yesssssss thats what i shall do"..........

P.s dont worry i havent forgot about mr hasslehoff....... his pain will take great planning....... oh yes,,, yes it will