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Crash_Dark
12-10-2004, 11:35 PM
...always a fun thing to do of an evening.

Start dropping hints now, and you may get one of these for christmas!

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/
inamourada
13-10-2004, 01:02 AM
Oh dear...

Reminds me slightly of that buddy christ toy -> http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/buddychrist1.jpg
fad
13-10-2004, 02:09 AM
Reminds me slightly of that buddy christ toy -> http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/buddychrist1.jpg
That pic's from a movie isn't it?? But which?
Crash_Dark
13-10-2004, 07:30 AM
Reminds me slightly of that buddy christ toy -> http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/buddychrist1.jpg
That pic's from a movie isn't it?? But which?

It's from Dogma - a top film!

'The Buddy Christ....don't it....pop?'
Jesus
13-10-2004, 10:40 AM
At last, I am bigger than the Beatles!!
Guy13
13-10-2004, 10:44 AM
At last, I am bigger than the Beatles!!

*waves hands in the air*

Amen...brothers & sisters! :lol: :twisted:
Crash_Dark
13-10-2004, 10:51 AM
At last, I am bigger than the Beatles!!

LMAO

And I bet John Lennon won't be rising from the grave to dispute it....

Being immortal means you always get the last word :wink:
Jesus
13-10-2004, 11:08 AM
Lennon doesn't have action figures in his image!
Crash_Dark
13-10-2004, 11:12 AM
Lennon doesn't have action figures in his image!

There are/were Beatles figures, but how can they compete with a real 'walk on water' action eh? Though I suppose that a 'flying on acid' action may be close...a 'lie there riddled with bullets' action is never going to attract kids.
Flux
13-10-2004, 11:12 AM
Lennon doesn't have action figures in his image!

Omnipotent my ass Jesus! :roll:

http://www.kidrobot.com/images/specimages/s-ysub2john-1.jpg
Guy13
13-10-2004, 11:17 AM
Lennon doesn't have action figures in his image!

Omnipotent my ass Jesus! :roll:

http://www.kidrobot.com/images/specimages/s-ysub2john-1.jpg

Does it come complete with "whingeing Japanese wife action" (with realistic Yoko Ono figure not included) and "lying in a pool of blood on a New York pavement" action? :lol:
Flux
13-10-2004, 11:20 AM
Yup, "Yoko Ono sold seperately" and of course only available via import ;)

Apparently there was also this model of John...I think he's trying to be the Fonze, so I'd like to think this is from "The Beatles: Happy Days" range :lol:

http://www.leviathanstudios.com/figures/lennonfig.jpg
Jesus
13-10-2004, 12:09 PM
Damn you meddling kids!!
Guy13
13-10-2004, 12:12 PM
Damn you meddling kids!!

8O So it was you all along in those Scooby Doo cartoons! :lol:
Jesus
13-10-2004, 12:19 PM
Don't be so silly, that was the Holy Ghost!!
Guy13
13-10-2004, 12:21 PM
Don't be so silly, that was the Holy Ghost!!

But all 3 of you are theoretical 3 different aspects of one individual, so it was you!
Jesus
13-10-2004, 12:36 PM
But all 3 of you are theoretical 3 different aspects of one individual, so it was you!

Pah, assumptions and hearsay! Don't you people know anything?!
Skylizard
13-10-2004, 01:37 PM
jesus fulfilling your life in more than one way...not work safe

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html
Jesus
13-10-2004, 02:27 PM
I object to this farkin' cross malarky!!!!

Butt plugs .... great! Mary loved 'em! :D
Guy13
13-10-2004, 02:35 PM
Shut it, Jesus...you don't exist!

Here's the proof! :P

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
Jesus
13-10-2004, 02:43 PM
Shut it, Jesus...you don't exist!

Here's the proof! :P

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

Of course I do muppet!

And who's this God you make reference to?
Guy13
13-10-2004, 02:54 PM
Shut it, Jesus...you don't exist!

Here's the proof! :P

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

Of course I do muppet!

And who's this God you make reference to?

You don't...you are a projection of the collective guilt on this site! :twisted:
Crash_Dark
13-10-2004, 03:08 PM
Shut it, Jesus...you don't exist!

Here's the proof! :P

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

Of course I do muppet!

And who's this God you make reference to?

You don't...you are a projection of the collective guilt on this site! :twisted:

Of course Jesus exists! You're surely not suggesting that the bible might be anything other than pure FACT, are you?! 8O

:lol: :wink: :lol: :wink:
Jesus
13-10-2004, 03:14 PM
Face it ... I am me ... you are you ... we live in this world ... this is your only experience, EVER!
Guy13
13-10-2004, 04:20 PM
Face it ... I am me ... you are you ... we live in this world ... this is your only experience, EVER!

*shakes head*

Talk about believing the hype. YOU...DO...NOT...EXIST!
Jesus
13-10-2004, 04:32 PM
Face it ... I am me ... you are you ... we live in this world ... this is your only experience, EVER!

*shakes head*

Talk about believing the hype. YOU...DO...NOT...EXIST!

I've got better things to do than play contradictions with you monkey-boy. I'm off to work some miracles!
Guy13
14-10-2004, 10:41 AM
Face it ... I am me ... you are you ... we live in this world ... this is your only experience, EVER!

*shakes head*

Talk about believing the hype. YOU...DO...NOT...EXIST!

I've got better things to do than play contradictions with you monkey-boy. I'm off to work some miracles!

If this is the case, then MAN...WAS...CREATED...IN...HIS...OWN...IMAGE! Take that, Monkey-Boy!