sex in slimes

[jocasta]

how many of you naughty people out there have had sex in the slimelight toilets?

[Alexander]

Ahh, how romantic.

Never done it myself, but I have been aware of a few people banging away in there from time to time. Don't know why people don't just go home and get the proverbial room.

When the goth floor was on the ground floor I can remember a couple shagging on one of the metal tables where the bar is now. That was most strange considering that it was in full view of everyone else (albeit it was a very dark corner). They were trying to be quite subtle about it but I think you can only be just so subtle doing certain things really. :roll:

[fad]

Might have done....but it wasn't this century so it doesn't count. And 'Who's had sex in the Toilets' has been done before...how many people have managed it on the dance-floor??

[Bibble]

ewwwwwww i was helping my friend when he was being sick at slimes and when he finished we didnt flush the loo co i had to hold him up so we stud just out side the toilet that we were in and a cupple went in didnt flush the toilet and were in there for about an hour soi gess they did fuck in there or they just looked at it for an hour he he

[Rivetmike]

Define sex,do you mean full penetration or just general "naughties"?

Rivetmike

[fad]

Only full penetration, I reckon....for the sake of clarity. And don't worry about answering truthfully folks, this isn't a trap....what's done is done, spilt milk etc.

[Guy13]

Only full penetration, I reckon....for the sake of clarity. And don't worry about answering truthfully folks, this isn't a trap....what's done is done, spilt milk etc.

Don't you mean "spilt milk" *ahem* :wink:

[fad]

erm....yes!

[siouxquinn]

UUUURRRGGHHHH!!!!
YUCK that so should NOT be happening.
Those toilets r foul and gross and mank.
I once saw a used sanitary towel face up in there.
Gross gross gross.
I mean if u had to leave it there at least hide it so's not to make people be sick when thay r havin a wee.
URGH!!!!!!!!

On the train on the way home, however...

[sekrets]

to be honest, i dont think id want to have sex in a club. or have sex anywhere really.

i mean, good people, why do you need sex, when u have MUSIC ? and a good variety of it too!

[Rivetmike]

to be honest, i dont think id want to have sex in a club. or have sex anywhere really.


This newfound celibacy is at odds with your photographer scam ;)

Rivetmike

[SP]

A few years ago, Slimers used to go to McDonalds in Chapel Market, Angel after the club shut. My girlfriend used to catch the train after that, so McD's toilets was our last chance .... many shags were had in there!! :wink:

[sekrets]

well thanks for sharing that.... i dont think il be going in those toilets myself...

not for the fact that people have had sex in there, but for the fact that they are macdonalds toilets... ewww

[Guy13]

A few years ago, Slimers used to go to McDonalds in Chapel Market, Angel after the club shut. My girlfriend used to catch the train after that, so McD's toilets was our last chance .... many shags were had in there!! :wink:

I remember going to McDonalds and making a couple of small coffees last hours. :lol:

I used to force myself to eat an Egg McMuffin which after 1.5 to 2 g of whizz is a harrowing ordeal, but it was a neccesary evil. 8O

[Alexander]

My girlfriend used to catch the train after that, so McD's toilets was our last chance .... many shags were had in there!! :wink:

I always assumed someone had spilt their milkshake!

Ahh, but I do remember McDs well... a horde of goths all managing to make a single cup of coffee last hours and hours... McDonalds must have really loved us. Must be why they now open around 10am on a Sunday. :roll:

[fad]

Morditha Kalavera aka Gwen:

Fad wrote:
Might have done....but it wasn't this century so it doesn't count.


I might have had sex in Slime.
But they might have been only quicky's, would those count Fad?????
:lol:

MK.

[Rivetmike]

Morditha Kalavera aka Gwen:

Fad wrote:
Might have done....but it wasn't this century so it doesn't count.


I might have had sex in Slime.
But they might have been only quicky's, would those count Fad?????
:lol:

MK.

How quick? ;)

Rivetmike

[Guy13]

Morditha Kalavera aka Gwen:

Fad wrote:
Might have done....but it wasn't this century so it doesn't count.


I might have had sex in Slime.
But they might have been only quicky's, would those count Fad?????
:lol:

MK.

How quick? ;)

Rivetmike

Enquiring minds need to know! :twisted:

[capt_weirdbeard]

I once 'ad sex in a cave.
With a mermaid.
She was quite slimey.
What can I say, Im thee man!
AAARRRRRrrrrrrr! :wink:

[SP]

I once 'ad sex in a cave.
With a mermaid.
She was quite slimey.
What can I say, Im thee man!
AAARRRRRrrrrrrr! :wink:

Okay Beardy, how did you go about that ... I mean with no legs to part ... it seems like an impossible task to me! :?:

[capt_weirdbeard]

Ye have no imagination lad! You're right, Mermaids don't have legs.

They do however have genitalia round thee back of their tail below their spine. They lay their Mer-eggs from here when thee time comes too.
Which reminds me, thar should be some Mer-Weirdbeards on thar way into thee world later in thee year! Arrrr!

[SP]

Ah, he does it up their bums! :lol:

[Rivetmike]

Ah, he does it up their bums! :lol:

Is that where the "buried treasure" anal-ogy comes from?

Rivetmike

[capt_weirdbeard]

ARRRR! :lol:
Not up the poo pipe ye cad! Altho the poo pipe isn't too far away from the fish flaps.

[Guy13]

If I recall correctly, fish only have a poo pipe near the fish flaps. :lol:

[Flidcania]

but it's not a fish, its a mermaid :)

[Guy13]

but it's not a fish, its a mermaid :)

But the bottom part is all fish...

[capt_weirdbeard]

Would ye like to taste the captains fish fingers? ;) Arr arrr arrrrr!

[Guy13]

Would ye like to taste the captains fish fingers? ;) Arr arrr arrrrr!

Why? Have you been playing with yourself again? :wink:

[SquallLoire]

Not had sex in slimes loos, but have gone down on two gals at once in the cages..... was my first night there too. No wonder Im addicted now.

[Rivetmike]

Not had sex in slimes loos, but have gone down on two gals at once in the cages..... was my first night there too. No wonder Im addicted now.

You have two tongues? ;)

Rivetmike

[Jessevision]

2 girls at once? is that possible? :P

[Skylizard]

Not had sex in slimes loos, but have gone down on two gals at once in the cages..... was my first night there too. No wonder Im addicted now.

You have two tongues? ;)

Rivetmike

He was passed out in the corner and dreamt it :roll:

[SP]

He was passed out in the corner and dreamt it :roll:

He he!! :lol:

[Guy13]

How do you know whether SquallLoire is male or female. I've seen plenty of girl on girl action in the cages...believe me. :wink:

[SquallLoire]

True, there was plenty of girl-on-girl going on way before I got any attention.

Two tongues isn't neccesary as long as you can switch between the two comfortably. Okay, its not TECHNICALLY the same time, but 3 people in a 3'x3'x7' cage? Can't say I've had much more fun any other time :D

[sekrets]

i once had 2 girls go down on me in the cages... fun...

btw squall, ff8 rocks, but is vastly underrated by the majority; those poo-heads!

[SquallLoire]

See? Cages are fun. FF8 is the best in the entire series. Problems solved.

[sekrets]

yeah its certainly one of my favorites!

[snoww_wwhite]

how many of you naughty people out there have had sex in the slimelight toilets?

i shall be bathed in boiling oil, skinned, quartered, tarred , feathered, decapitated and burnt if i should ever even attempt to have sex in the slimelight toilets... they are not just disgusting they have earnt the title:

THE NATIONS MOST FILTHIEST LOOS (see my sticky survey on the subject)

[sekrets]

Well some people like their sex to be dirty ;)