Modeling Barstaff

[fad]

Hello Guys(and Girls)...

Now this is NOT FAD, but his sweet little girlfriend, GWENDA, also known as Morditha Kalavera, I am too lazy to sign in under my own name, therefore I'll do it this way...

Since many ppl see me every weekend working at Slime, either behind the Topbar or as a Dancer during Sanctum, many of you always ask what else I get myself into, I thought it would be a nice idea to refer you all to my Yahoo group.. (Bit of self-promo doesn't hurt does it??!!)

Did you ever imagine me as a real TV-host?? Me being in Musicals like 'Cats'?? Me in the 'Underworld' movie documentary?? Me on covers of Magazine's all over Germany, Me in the movie 'Closer' with Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman, Clive Owen and Jude Law?? Etc etc...

Well, I did!! So Yes, I do have a life outside of Slimelight!!
For pictures of photoshoots and my CV please have a look @
www.groups.yahoo.com/group/mkalavera
(.com still in progress)

Thanks and Tip kindly!!! :lol:
Kiss,
Morditha Kalavera
aka Gwenda.

[fad]

Well, this IS Fad, and I'd just like to apologise for allowing my better half near the computer. Please be nice to her though....she's mad as a balloon and needs the attention!!!:)

[Alexander]

Nice hair though; good shade of red last week!

[Crash_Dark]

Hey Gwenda!

I've been a member of our Yahoo group for a while, though it took me a while to realise it was you when we first met...(I'm a bit slow :oops: ) There are some great pics of you and Fad on there - I loved the red outfits for your friend's wedding.

Nothing wrong with a little self-promotion, in my view, after all, if you don't do it, who will?

[fad]

Anyone out there know where I could find a red 'dinner' jacket like the one I'm wearing in the aforementioned wedding pic? I borrowed that one from the MC at the wedding (or whatever you call the guy organising the speeches etc), who in turn rented it....but I want one!!!! Must be able to buy such a thing somewhere in London!!!

[Crash_Dark]

It's a bit like what some hunters wear - maybe a hunting outfitters?

[SP]

I didn't see this thread the other day. Now I've looked at the link, I can't get the photos bit to open! :cry: ... so, I've no idea what this beautiful garment looks like!

[fad]

I think you may have to register on to her site or some pain in the ass thing like that (suppose I could ask her but she's not in the room right now and I'm too lazy to move).....but it was red....and huntery looking (NB Fox-hunters are all cunts!!!)

[7thStranger]

(NB Fox-hunters are all cunts!!!)

How very true

[lemontwist]

Fad is one lucky Guy

[fad]

You wouldn't say that if you saw me cleaning the toilets the other day.

[sekrets]

A model eh? how very convenient! ~ Have I ever mentioned that i'm a photographer? and consequently always on the lookout for female models?


;)

[sekrets]

hmm id like to add that tho I'm a photographer, im not professional. In fact, I'm still a student...

...But Ive kind of always wanted to be one of those dodgy photographers that invite young girls back to their "studio" for photo shoots, promising to make stars of them, having their wicked way, then discarding them before finding their next victim. ahh thats the life...

[Rivetmike]

...But Ive kind of always wanted to be one of those dodgy photographers that invite young girls back to their "studio" for photo shoots, promising to make stars of them, having their wicked way, then discarding them before finding their next victim. ahh thats the life...

Somehow I doubt the above will help you sell your yourself ;)

Rivetmike

[fad]

Might get someone assassinated though;)

[snoww_wwhite]

...But Ive kind of always wanted to be one of those dodgy photographers that invite young girls back to their "studio" for photo shoots, promising to make stars of them, having their wicked way, then discarding them before finding their next victim. ahh thats the life...

Somehow I doubt the above will help you sell your yourself ;)

Rivetmike

i just thought it had a kinda appeal in some odd way :P

[Rivetmike]

I'm sure it does to certain ladies of dubious morals ;).Still probably best to leave off the business card though (just in case :))

Rivetmike

[snoww_wwhite]

I'm sure it does to certain ladies of dubious morals ;).Still probably best to leave of the business card though (just in case :))

Rivetmike

there is NOTHING dubious aboutmy morals... more like .. errr...

unconventional!!!! :wink: :roll:

[fad]

With that attitude I suspect 'ms White' is going to be meeting a lot of 'photographers' in the future!:)

[lemontwist]

so then snoww_white, are u suggesting that you'd be a willing 'victim' for sekrets?

[snoww_wwhite]

With that attitude I suspect 'ms White' is going to be meeting a lot of 'photographers' in the future!:)

errr, they will be scared of me, i am sure... yah know they can handle lil shy things that wont say boo to a goose but when meeting a real life nutter, they become all timid and shady excuses... ;)

[snoww_wwhite]

so then snoww_white, are u suggesting that you'd be a willing 'victim' for sekrets?

willing victim is not the way to discribe me... more like his worstest ever fear!!!! :P

[sekrets]

i doubt it.

im quite the nutter myself. ive actually been diagnosed as schizophrenic! :)

[Rivetmike]

I'm sure it does to certain ladies of dubious morals ;).Still probably best to leave of the business card though (just in case :))

Rivetmike

there is NOTHING dubious aboutmy morals... more like .. errr...

unconventional!!!! :wink: :roll:

You know what I meant :twisted:

Rivetmike

[sekrets]

and just so you all dont get the wrong impression about me, im not really a pervert :)
I just have a strange sense of humour.

and as far as photography goes, I am more interested in the artistry behind it. the reason i like female models, is because they are generally more photogenic, although having said that, some guys can look okay, in the correct circumstances/situations.

[Rivetmike]

S'OK am only on a wind-up ;)

Rivetmike

[fad]

Anyone here around 18 yrs old?? (I'm looking at YOU sekrets!!!)

[sekrets]

what do you want an 18yr old for? o.O

Im 22, but my gf is 18.

[fad]

Damn...I was just trying to pull the 'I know stuff about you I shouldn't' line but as I've failed already I wont bother:(

[sekrets]

Damn...I was just trying to pull the 'I know stuff about you I shouldn't' line but as I've failed already I wont bother:(

awww dont be sad about it... youre not supposed to know stuff about me, im SEKRETS remember! :)

[Morella]

...But Ive kind of always wanted to be one of those dodgy photographers that invite young girls back to their "studio" for photo shoots, promising to make stars of them, having their wicked way, then discarding them before finding their next victim. ahh thats the life...

Somehow I doubt the above will help you sell your yourself ;)

Rivetmike

Being somewhat of a model myself I initially wanted to contact you but that bit of self promotion did not help as Mike states above (grin):)

[Guy13]

...But Ive kind of always wanted to be one of those dodgy photographers that invite young girls back to their "studio" for photo shoots, promising to make stars of them, having their wicked way, then discarding them before finding their next victim. ahh thats the life...

Somehow I doubt the above will help you sell your yourself ;)

Rivetmike

Being somewhat of a model myself I initially wanted to contact you but that bit of self promotion did not help as Mike states above (grin):)

Mwah ha ha! You've lost out there, Sekrets!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

(49 posts to go!)

[Morella]

[quote=Rivetmike][quote=sekrets]
Being somewhat of a model myself I initially wanted to contact you but that bit of self promotion did not help as Mike states above (grin):)

Mwah ha ha! You've lost out there, Sekrets!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

(49 posts to go!)

*Morella and Guy13 wait in anticipation.....*

[Guy13]

I think Sekrets is back at College/University so it could be a long wait!

:lol:

[Flux]

Did he mention that he's an axe murderer too?

Oh, and his favourite movies include American Psycho, 18mm and Misery :lol:

[Guy13]

Did he mention that he's an axe murderer too?

Oh, and his favourite movies include American Psycho, 18mm and Misery :lol:

:evil: :evil: :evil: I hope that's not me you're talking about, Flux, young man! :wink:

[Flux]

Nein, Sekrets you goober :lol:

I was just fleshing out his, er, resumé a little ;)

[Guy13]

Nein, Sekrets you goober :lol:

I was just fleshing out his, er, resumé a little ;)

Oooohhh! OK...yes...he ate his girlfriend Lemontwist (with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti). :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Morella]

Did he mention that he's an axe murderer too?

Oh, and his favourite movies include American Psycho, 18mm and Misery :lol:

:evil: :evil: :evil: I hope that's not me you're talking about, Flux, young man! :wink:

Well, regardless of the fact that he is away it seems we can continue with our own preconceptions (misconceptions??). We shall come up with some really great ones it seems. I wonder whether you asked Flux that question as perhaps those comments do relate to you :wink:

[Guy13]

I wonder whether you asked Flux that question as perhaps those comments do relate to you :wink:

*hurriedly puts instruments of torture back in their draw*

I don't know what you mean? Pure as the driven snow, me! :wink:

[Morella]

I wonder whether you asked Flux that question as perhaps those comments do relate to you :wink:

*hurriedly puts instruments of torture back in their draw*

I don't know what you mean? Pure as the driven snow, me! :wink:

*takes instruments of torture back out of drawer* - give me those! if you refuse to use them I shall (omg i am being feisty again..sigh)

[Flux]

*pssst*
Morella...
Please get help!
Guy has me tied up in his basement and...
oh my god!!!
he's coming back!
I have to go now before he fi...........

:twisted: :twisted: :P :P :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted:

[Guy13]

*pssst*
Morella...
Please get help!
Guy has me tied up in his basement and...
oh my god!!!
he's coming back!
I have to go now before he fi...........

:twisted: :twisted: :P :P :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted:

MWAH HA HA! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Morella]

*pssst*
Morella...
Please get help!
Guy has me tied up in his basement and...
oh my god!!!
he's coming back!
I have to go now before he fi...........

:twisted: :twisted: :P :P :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted: - Guy, can I join? [Flux, there is a plan to this idea..]

[Guy13]

*pssst*
Morella...
Please get help!
Guy has me tied up in his basement and...
oh my god!!!
he's coming back!
I have to go now before he fi...........

:twisted: :twisted: :P :P :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted: - Guy, can I join? [Flux, there is a plan to this idea..]

No...this wretched specimen is mine to destroy! :twisted:

[Skylizard]

*pssst*
Morella...
Please get help!
Guy has me tied up in his basement and...
oh my god!!!
he's coming back!
I have to go now before he fi...........

:twisted: :twisted: :P :P :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted:

:twisted: - Guy, can I join? [Flux, there is a plan to this idea..]

No...this wretched specimen is mine to destroy! :twisted:

We can save on wood and nails and do him and Snowwy at the same time... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Guy13]

We can save on wood and nails and do him and Snowwy at the same time... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh....OK....I give up....we'll torture Snowwy & Flux together. :roll: :wink:

After all...liking the Prodigy CD is as bad a crime as glowsticking! :twisted:

[Skylizard]

We can save on wood and nails and do him and Snowwy at the same time... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh....OK....I give up....we'll torture Snowwy & Flux together. :roll: :wink:


WOOOHOOOOO, torture time

[Morella]

No...this wretched specimen is mine to destroy! :twisted:[/quote]

It seems that a different approach is needed. *thinks*
How long does he have?

[Flux]

Damn, I think I could see where you were going with that Morella (altho I did wonder why you were brandishing those forceps and hot poker, but I guess that was part of your plan too...right?!

Guy...

Never underestimate t3h p0w3r of t3h FLUX!!

[Guy13]

Damn, I think I could see where you were going with that Morella (altho I did wonder why you were brandishing those forceps and hot poker, but I guess that was part of your plan too...right?!

Guy...

Never underestimate t3h p0w3r of t3h FLUX!!

Who do you think is going to help you know? Dr Jellyfinger? :twisted:

[Morella]

Damn, I think I could see where you were going with that Morella (altho I did wonder why you were brandishing those forceps and hot poker, but I guess that was part of your plan too...right?!

Guy...

Never underestimate t3h p0w3r of t3h FLUX!!

:P-I would NEVER do that to you. *glances at guy*
You and I have innert strength and together we can defeat him. By the way, usage of those items are in celebration of his defeat. *wonders at her comments - this is the time for deep introspection*

[Guy13]

Damn, I think I could see where you were going with that Morella (altho I did wonder why you were brandishing those forceps and hot poker, but I guess that was part of your plan too...right?!

Guy...

Never underestimate t3h p0w3r of t3h FLUX!!

:P-I would NEVER do that to you. *glances at guy*
You and I have innert strength and together we can defeat him. By the way, usage of those items are in celebration of his defeat. *wonders at her comments - this is the time for deep introspection*

Quake, mere mortal, for when Skylizard and the reincarnated Mr Tinkles unite, there is no hope.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

[Flux]

Damn, I think I could see where you were going with that Morella (altho I did wonder why you were brandishing those forceps and hot poker, but I guess that was part of your plan too...right?!

Guy...

Never underestimate t3h p0w3r of t3h FLUX!!

:P-I would NEVER do that to you. *glances at guy*
You and I have innert strength and together we can defeat him. By the way, usage of those items are in celebration of his defeat. *wonders at her comments - this is the time for deep introspection*

:lol: PMSL!

Doro amagoto Morella-san *bows*

*hopes that's the right terminology for thank you!*


Aye, most would settle for a victory cigar, drink or perhaps even a celebratory dance...us, nah! Bring on the chavs for a spot of "inner" branding! :lol: naaasty! :twisted:

[Flux]

We can save on wood and nails and do him and Snowwy at the same time... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh....OK....I give up....we'll torture Snowwy & Flux together. :roll: :wink:

After all...liking the Prodigy CD is as bad a crime as glowsticking! :twisted:

I missed this one...

Erm, I think you'll find I was the one who brought it to your attention that the new Prodigy album was PISH! :roll:

Not sure where you're getting your facts from Herr Guy, but with duff info like that, whoever they are they're probably planning on coming after you next! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Guy13, you gots
http://www.telusplanet.net/public/wagnertb/hahaha/pwned.jpg

:lol:

[Guy13]

We can save on wood and nails and do him and Snowwy at the same time... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh....OK....I give up....we'll torture Snowwy & Flux together. :roll: :wink:

After all...liking the Prodigy CD is as bad a crime as glowsticking! :twisted:

I missed this one...

Erm, I think you'll find I was the one who brought it to your attention that the new Prodigy album was PISH!

:lol:

So...Mr Flux...you have seen through my little ploy! What took you so long, eh? No matter...you will be barbequed, never the less. :twisted:

[Morella]

Quake, mere mortal, for when Skylizard and the reincarnated Mr Tinkles unite, there is no hope.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!![/quote]

Never underestimate the power of a woman *grin*

[Guy13]

Quake, mere mortal, for when Skylizard and the reincarnated Mr Tinkles unite, there is no hope.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

Never underestimate the power of a woman *grin*[/quote]

But.... *adopts whispering tone* ....I don't intend to let the Lizard get Snowwy. She'll be my secret weapon. She is far more valuable, as an agent of the EEVIL NOIZE religion, alive than dead. :wink: :twisted:

[Morella]

[
After all...liking the Prodigy CD is as bad a crime as glowsticking! :twisted:[/quote]

i agree.

[Morella]

[
But.... *adopts whispering tone* ....I don't intend to let the Lizard get Snowwy. She'll be my secret weapon. She is far more valuable, as an agent of the EEVIL NOIZE religion, alive than dead. :wink: :twisted:[/quote]

I think that Snowwy and I need to have a word :twisted:

[Flux]

Quake, mere mortal, for when Skylizard and the reincarnated Mr Tinkles unite, there is no hope.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

Never underestimate the power of a woman *grin*

:twisted:
She's right you know...while you should never underestimate the power of Flux, even Flux doesn't underestimate the power of a woman!

[Morella]

*hopes that's the right terminology for thank you!*


Aye, most would settle for a victory cigar, drink or perhaps even a celebratory dance...us, nah! Bring on the chavs for a spot of "inner" branding! :lol: naaasty! :twisted:[/quote]

My pleasure - we shall protect your innocence (or have I been betrayed and are you really guilty of some misgiving in order to deserve such punishment) *looks at Guy*.

I believe that a celebratory dance can be done once victory has been attained - suggestions for music?

[Flux]

After all...liking the Prodigy CD is as bad a crime as glowsticking! :twisted:

i agree.

Methinks SP better lay low...I told him liking it was a cardinal sin :lol:

[Morella]

[ :twisted:
She's right you know...while you should never underestimate the power of Flux, even Flux doesn't underestimate the power of a woman![/quote]

haha-well said! especially a woman scorned, and now that I have been underestimate I feel scorned (or something to that affect).

[Flux]

My pleasure - we shall protect your innocence (or have I been betrayed and are you really guilty of some misgiving in order to deserve such punishment) *looks at Guy*.



If I were any more innocent I'd be wearing a halo & wings! ;)



I believe that a celebratory dance can be done once victory has been attained - suggestions for music?

EEVIL NOIZE perhaps? :twisted:

[Morella]

If I were any more innocent I'd be wearing a halo & wings! ;)

you = :evil:
:P


EEVIL NOIZE perhaps? :twisted:[/quote]

in all honesty cant say I have heard of them (is that sad..?). I was thinking more along the lines of Amduscia.

[Flux]

you = :evil:
:P


*poot* I've been rumbled! hehe



in all honesty cant say I have heard of them (is that sad..?). I was thinking more along the lines of Amduscia.

Nah, that's not sad...I would expect there are a few people who have no idea what EEVIL NOIZE is.

EEVIL NOIZE is a type of music, namely that stuff they play on the upstairs floor of Slime that isn't Industrial, Techno, or EBM/Futurepop...i.e. the eevil noizy stuff :twisted:

[Morella]

*poot* I've been rumbled! hehe

*good judge of character* :wink:


Nah, that's not sad...I would expect there are a few people who have no idea what EEVIL NOIZE is.

EEVIL NOIZE is a type of music, namely that stuff they play on the upstairs floor of Slime that isn't Industrial, Techno, or EBM/Futurepop...i.e. the eevil noizy stuff :twisted:[/quote]

Aah - powernoise type music..really fast and really loud? I have to admit that if it is what I think it is that I still prefer darkwave ebm/synth/industrial. Or perhaps I need to evolve. haha.

[Guy13]

Nah, that's not sad...I would expect there are a few people who have no idea what EEVIL NOIZE is.

EEVIL NOIZE is a type of music, namely that stuff they play on the upstairs floor of Slime that isn't Industrial, Techno, or EBM/Futurepop...i.e. the eevil noizy stuff :twisted:

I agree, but I think people tend to use the EEVIL NOIZE "label" because, at the more extreme end of the spectrum of the Industrial genre, its really difficult to catergorize into the more tradition "pigeonholes".

[Morella]

I agree, but I think people tend to use the EEVIL NOIZE "label" because, at the more extreme end of the spectrum of the Industrial genre, its really difficult to catergorize into the more tradition "pigeonholes".[/quote]

great - thanks for your comment in my guest book;)

[Guy13]

great - thanks for your comment in my guest book;)

No problem... :wink: :D

[Guy13]

Aah - powernoise type music..really fast and really loud? I have to admit that if it is what I think it is that I still prefer darkwave ebm/synth/industrial. Or perhaps I need to evolve. haha.

We will train you in the dark side of the force, my child. :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

[Morella]

We will train you in the dark side of the force, my child. :twisted: :twisted: :wink:[/quote]
#
haha-i could teach you a thing or two:P

[Guy13]

haha-i could teach you a thing or two:P

Eek! No doubt you could. 8O :wink:

I meant in terms of powernoise etc. :roll: :twisted:

[Guy13]

are you really guilty of some misgiving in order to deserve such punishment) *looks at Guy*.

8O 8O 8O

I have a terrible feeling that I'm going to regret this.

[Morella]

are you really guilty of some misgiving in order to deserve such punishment) *looks at Guy*.

8O 8O 8O

I have a terrible feeling that I'm going to regret this.

hmm-makes me wonder now.