Your Ideal Job Predictor

[Flux]

What's your ideal job? (http://www.jobpredictor.com/)

If I put in my real name I get: "Your ideal job is a Stunt Person."

If I put in Flux, I get: Your ideal job is a .

I've always wanted to be a full stop! ;)

This one's my favourite tho:

engelbert humperdink, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

:lol:

[Rivetmike]

Dentist or pupeteer :)

Get in!,open wide now (applies to both jobs if ya think about it) :twisted:

Rivetmike

[papamoomin]

I get to be a pirate. Avast!

[panzerfrau]

OMG i'm either a stripper or a superhero! not sure bout the superhero, but a stripper yeah, i could do that i've practised cage dancing enough at slimes i think!!!!![/color]

[lilblu]

Lol
I'm either emperor of the world, lap dancer, movie star, stripper, anything exept what your doing now or a hypnotist........hmmmm........well so that makes me a a crazed dancer who will hypnotize everyone so that i can rule the world whilst starring in my action pact movies...I'd say thats better than what I'm doing now!

Beware
Mwahahahaha
:twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

[mr_trikkle]

**** ******, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.


mr trikkle, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

anaesthetize, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

who shall i be?

[Crash_Dark]

Well I have a choice of being Crash the Pirate, or (using my real name) an Evil Boss....oooh decisions decisions! I never really enjoy being the boss so I guess I'll be shivering people's timbers from now on. Anyone have a main-brace they need splicing?

[Ambientvoid]

assuming i take both jobs, i'll be a trained assassin in a land far, far, away 8)

[Ambientvoid]

...or possibly a sandwich board advertising 8O

[Skylizard]

I'm off to be a mad scietist, see you all later...

As Skylizard , i'm a big game hunter.,......damn straight, always gotta kill things :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Blink]

I am either a Pole Dancer (all those who know me will know this isn't a good career move)

OR

Anything but what you are doing now....which I think is true of just about anyone

[snoww_wwhite]

oh no,... no no no, its not true...

its says for snoww_wwhite: Topless Model 8O
for snowwy :Sandwich Board Advertising :?
or for my real name: Big Game Hunter :twisted:

so i guess i shall be going back to using my real name, and go hunting with Skylizard

:roll:

[Skylizard]

so i guess i shall be going back to using my real name, and go hunting with Skylizard

:roll:

Yeah baby, lets do it..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[snoww_wwhite]

so i guess i shall be going back to using my real name, and go hunting with Skylizard

:roll:

Yeah baby, lets do it..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

deal, i can almost smell the camp fires on which we shall roast the elephants ...

yumm yummm steak it is...

actually does elephant taste of beef or chicken?

[bertrand]

Bertrand = Playing for Ranges (?!)

[fad]

I was the rear end of a panto cow until I changed my name....and became a brain-surgeon. How's that for a promotion.
And my other half is a Pirate turned Paleontologist. Funny old world!

[Crash_Dark]

actually does elephant taste of beef or chicken?

Depends - African or Asian? :)

They're big like cows (but moreso), and mostly flightless (like chickens. Oh, and most cows, duh!).

Elephant kebabs. Now that would be something to see - you'd need a fucking HUGE rotary-skewery-thing (to use its technical name)..

[sekrets]

"Matthew Wales, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp."

Or

"Sekrets, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive."

[Guy13]

"Matthew Wales, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp."

Or

"Sekrets, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive."

Your ideal job is to be the victim of building top sniper... :twisted:

[fad]

Fad wrote:
I was the rear end of a panto cow until I changed my name....and became a brain-surgeon. How's that for a promotion.
And my other half is a Pirate turned Paleontologist. Funny old world!

Well, here's the other half, Gwen aka Morditha Kalavera..:

I had a quick look and found out that my ideal job's are also;
A Professional Tramp (That's just rude!!)
A Rally Cab Driver (Boring...)
& A Rabbit Slayer (If they wrote 'Human Slayer' I might believe the test actually worked!!)

Why can't I be a Lapdancer like Debbie??? :lol:

-X-
Gwen aka
Morditha Kalavera

[Square]

Real Name = supermodel, complete and utter nutter, Astrologer, office numpty or bungee Jumper depending on which variation I use
Square = Funeral Director

[BloodRedRose]

Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

strange... that's what i've wanted to be for years (when i realised i couldn't act) but can't do it due to medical conditions. it's a shame. but i worked on the Hercules at RAF Lyneham when i stayed there for a week. that was great fun!

if i put in Blood Red Rose:
Blood Red Rose, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

erm... yay?

BRR

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Sin Jordan, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter...

not much i can say to that is there??

we all know that

ok...goes off to trie again with jus Sin...back in a mo...

Sin , Your ideal job is a God.

:twisted:
Yeah baby....oooooo what fun i would have...

okies let's try Sin-Razorangel....
Sin-Razorangel , Your ideal job is a God.

Same again...well that's it then

"An insane God i'll be"

[Crash_Dark]

Hmmm, I did this again, and my answers had changed! My real name now has me in a career of shoplifting (it's a noble endeavour), while 'Crash_Dark' gets me.......'computer nerd'.....so I'm in the right job already! 8O

[Antagonist]

Well Antagonist is a garden gnome. HAHAHAHA

All 4"10 of me.

My real name gets to be an office gopher, which also seems somewhat diminutive. Of course the Antagonist wouldn't gopher anything for anybody. :D

On another note... Saturday night, hey?

8O
Woke up today with tonsillitis and a bangin head tho.

Sweet.
A.

[Mrduckula]

count duckula, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.

simon jordan, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

grand master ducky, Your ideal job is a Puppeteer.

puff the magic ducky, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

si duck, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper.

mr duckula, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.


I have many jobs that i can do............... why cannot i be a tree tho :(.

ducky

[star-gazer]

actually does elephant taste of beef or chicken?

Depends - African or Asian? :)

They're big like cows (but moreso), and mostly flightless (like chickens. Oh, and most cows, duh!).

Elephant kebabs. Now that would be something to see - you'd need a ------- HUGE rotary-skewery-thing (to use its technical name)..

i cant believe you didnt realise!-kebab meat-is actually what is known as domestic elephant leg-the legs were brought over a few years back-and in some cases even as part of an elephant(however this proved too expensive as elephants are rather heavy)
-theyre bred in the back of kebab shops usually
-and on some occasions even reared by the rats out back as theyre own offspring-isnt that heart warming?

[Crash_Dark]

theyre bred in the back of kebab shops usually
-and on some occasions even reared by the rats out back as theyre own offspring-isnt that heart warming?

Aw, rataphants. Now THEY would really interfere with the running of tube-trains.

[SP]

theyre bred in the back of kebab shops usually
-and on some occasions even reared by the rats out back as theyre own offspring-isnt that heart warming?

Aw, rataphants. Now THEY would really interfere with the running of tube-trains.

Yep ... only this morning my tube was delayed by a stray tube mare being pursued by a rataphant! 8O

PS. Super-model ... of course!

[Crash_Dark]

Yep ... only this morning my tube was delayed by a stray tube mare being pursued by a rataphant! 8O

PS. Super-model ... of course!

Looks like there could be an opening for a Pied Piper of Old Street there SP? If you can fit it in with your new career ;) Just don't stop suddenly, when being closely followed by a plague of rataphants....

[Guy13]

Lord Guy, master of the universe, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.
:twisted: Guy13, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist. :)
Guy, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer. 8O
Guy Burman, Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.
:)

[missy21]

My alter-ego gets to be a brain surgeon, I get to be a professional hippy. Strangely, that's what said I would do when I left school... :lol: