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Malachi
11-01-2007, 10:16 AM
Mainly becasue the fanbase is a huge bunch of cunts.

Setesh
11-01-2007, 11:43 AM
Another well constructed argument from you, Malachi.

I think while The Crow can at times be a bit cheesy and cliched, it does have a nice film noir feel to it.

Anyone care to argue or elaborate?

SP
11-01-2007, 12:59 PM
Mainly becasue the fanbase is a huge bunch of cunts.
Chuck Norris is a great fan of The Crow and he thinks you is shit!

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/Chuck%20Norris%204th%20Wise%20Man.jpg

Crash_Dark
11-01-2007, 02:06 PM
Classic, SP. Another one for the noticeboard, methinks? Just a shame it's too late for Christmas!

Fairy Hag
11-01-2007, 03:12 PM
So you calling me a cunt Malaqueer??!!

I agree with Setesh that parts of it are pure cheese on toast.
But it is a stylish film with a nice dark atmosphere to it and some great visuals.

There are some great quotes and giggles in it too...
Remember Skank?? A figure of fun if ever I saw one!!

And the soundtrack is awesome.

I could go on to say that I hate thrash/black/death metal because the fan base are a bunch of cunts but I wouldn't want to tar everyone with the same brush.....

So to sum up Mal.... UP YER BUM!!!

Endscape
11-01-2007, 03:21 PM
I really like the Crow. Altho I'm probably a bit biased as I'm always getting told that I look like Brandon Lee and I really love the soundtrack.

What don't you like about the fanbase Mal? When I see people at Slimes dressed as Eric Draven I do roll my eyes cause it has been done to death. They should just leave that to me. I can do it naturally :rolleyes:

Fairy Hag
11-01-2007, 03:23 PM
When I see people at Slimes dressed as Eric Draven I do roll my eyes cause it has been done to death. They should just leave that to me. I can do it naturally :rolleyes:

Lol!! Class!

Endscape
11-01-2007, 03:28 PM
The TV shows, novels and the sequel are definately a pile if shit. Even Iggy Pop couldn't save the sequel from been awful. The animated book by James O barr which the movie is based on is pretty good. But apart from The Crow and a bit of Batman I haven't read many animated books so my opinion on any probably doesn't mean much

SP
11-01-2007, 03:38 PM
When I see people at Slimes dressed as Eric Draven I do roll my eyes cause it has been done to death. They should just leave that to me. I can do it naturally :rolleyes:
He he ... I was doing that ten years or so ago! ;)

Fairy Hag
11-01-2007, 04:53 PM
Believe it or not there were 3 further films made, all were shit and The Crow 4 (which had Kirsten Dunst in it) went straight to vid in America and was never even released over here.

Just goes to show that flogging a dead horse (or Brandon) don't really help!!

SP
11-01-2007, 05:45 PM
Believe it or not there were 3 further films made, all were shit and The Crow 4 (which had Kirsten Dunst in it) went straight to vid in America and was never even released over here.

Just goes to show that flogging a dead horse (or Brandon) don't really help!!

Yeah, the second one was The Crow, City Of Angels ... it was pretty lame with very wooden acting and basically the same story line, but to its credit, there was some great imagery in it and a great soundtrack I seem to remember. There is a scene where the Crow is riding through a rundown dockland area on a black Ducati Monster, chasing some guy on a Harley and it's set against a dark red sky ... looks fabulous and has a great tune in the background, but I'm buggered if I can remember what tune it was now.

Byakhiam
11-01-2007, 06:20 PM
Gothic cheese FTW.

Crow rocksor. :p

PS. Endscape, I don't think the resemblance is that striking. ;)

industrialwarrior
11-01-2007, 06:48 PM
my ex sometimes goes to Slimes dressed as the Crow ;)

Fairy Hag
11-01-2007, 07:24 PM
SP I remember that scene and you're right it does look and sound the nuts, it's making me wanna find it now to watch it!!

And IW sounds like you're best off without!!

Dressing up as the Crow is unoriginal now and as most of you have said been done to death.

And Byakhiam - So what if it's a tad cheesy? S'all part of it's charm!!

I am very much pro Crow!!

FIRE IT UP!! FIRE IT UP!! FIRE IT UP!!

Byakhiam
11-01-2007, 07:36 PM
I think you just took me for being subtle in the English way when I wasn't Fairy Hag.

SP
12-01-2007, 11:53 AM
Well, it can't rain all the time! ;)

Crash_Dark
12-01-2007, 12:20 PM
Well, it can't rain all the time! ;)

Teehee! Someone had to say it ;)

I like The Crow. Of course it's cheesy! But it's also very cool and stylish IMHO.

Why not like something, just because you don't want to be associated with its fanbase? Seems silly to me...cutting off your nose to spite your face?

Fairy Hag
12-01-2007, 05:51 PM
Teehee! Someone had to say it ;)

I like The Crow. Of course it's cheesy! But it's also very cool and stylish IMHO.

Why not like something, just because you don't want to be associated with its fanbase? Seems silly to me...cutting off your nose to spite your face?

*Enthusiastic Nodding*

YES!!!

Malachi
13-01-2007, 12:35 AM
Chuck Norris is a great fan of The Crow and he thinks you is shit!

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/Chuck%20Norris%204th%20Wise%20Man.jpg

Yeah Chuck and I have never seen eye to eye.

Just beard to beard.

Malachi
13-01-2007, 12:40 AM
I just can't stand people who dress like the Crow.
It's the same as dressing as fucking Batman or any other pop-culture icon.

Of all the things you could do with make-up, why just mug off a fictional character? It's so fucking boring and nerdy I just want to set fire to them.

Dressing like a character is ok on Halloween or at a Comic or Film Convention but for normal clubbing?



Now I'm off to dress like Spiderman and go down the pub.

Satan's lil helper
13-01-2007, 12:01 PM
The crow is definately one of my fave films as if you have read another of my posts will know...........is it just me or does Malachi just pick up on anything to try & start a row over?! So a cunt I guess I am! I wonder does driving a 206 make me a cunt? Or liking music other than goth or industrial?!

Fair enough to say if you don't like something but you can't just label people who do as cunts! That's not very fair is it? Although if you like Walt Disney you obviously r a paedo!

Flux
13-01-2007, 02:08 PM
Dressing like a character is ok on Halloween or at a Comic or Film Convention but for normal clubbing?


I've always wanted to go to Slime/TG dressed as one of my boi's from Big Trouble In Little China

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Big-Trouble-in-Little-China/3_G.jpg

C'mon Mal, you can't tell me that you wouldn't be up for that too? ;)

(ideally we'd persuade someone to go as Lo Pan too :lol: )

Fairy Hag
13-01-2007, 04:22 PM
.is it just me or does Malachi just pick up on anything to try & start a row over?! Although if you like Walt Disney you obviously r a paedo!

Mal just likes to be provocative.... Oooh err!

As I lover of Walt Disney I speak for my people when I say.... Up yer bum!!

Malachi
14-01-2007, 04:46 AM
I've always wanted to go to Slime/TG dressed as one of my boi's from Big Trouble In Little China

http://thefilmasylum.com/albums/Big-Trouble-in-Little-China/3_G.jpg

C'mon Mal, you can't tell me that you wouldn't be up for that too? ;)

(ideally we'd persuade someone to go as Lo Pan too :lol: )

I'll get me wicker basket....

SP
15-01-2007, 01:07 PM
I just can't stand people who dress like the Crow.
It's the same as dressing as fucking Batman or any other pop-culture icon.

Of all the things you could do with make-up, why just mug off a fictional character? It's so fucking boring and nerdy I just want to set fire to them.

Dressing like a character is ok on Halloween or at a Comic or Film Convention but for normal clubbing?



Now I'm off to dress like Spiderman and go down the pub.

... on your BMX I trust!

industrialwarrior
15-01-2007, 02:09 PM
I just can't stand people who dress like the Crow...
...Dressing like a character is ok on Halloween or at a Comic or Film Convention but for normal clubbing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... you need to calm down a tad, my friend.... Just because someone dresses up as the Crow to go to Slimes, does not make them a bad person!!!!

You dislike the cliche use of the character, well that's your view, but it has no reflection at all on the person who is dressed up - if your best mate did it would you hate him, too?

Seriously though, if someone wants to do it, let them. As I said before, my ex, Dave, dresses as the Crow in Slimes sometimes, and he carries it off well, in my view. And he's not a bad person, either - we're still good mates - and he enjoys going to Slimes dressed this way. His choice.

Antagonist
15-01-2007, 02:16 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa... you need to calm down a tad, my friend.... Just because someone dresses up as the Crow to go to Slimes, does not make them a bad person!!!!

You dislike the cliche use of the character, well that's your view, but it has no reflection at all on the person who is dressed up - if your best mate did it would you hate him, too?

Seriously though, if someone wants to do it, let them. As I said before, my ex, Dave, dresses as the Crow in Slimes sometimes, and he carries it off well, in my view. And he's not a bad person, either - we're still good mates - and he enjoys going to Slimes dressed this way. His choice.

Christ girl, you really don't get Mal at all, do you??

with some people, you have to learn to shake your head and walk away.

Obviously he's just trying to wind you up.

I quite like the crow, some peope REALLY like the crow. When you're in an essentially geeky culture, you have to not pick on the uber-geeks. Smile at them and generally play nice. Mal likes to be a dick, that's just his way.

Now IW, practise: Smile, shake your head, and walk away.

industrialwarrior
15-01-2007, 02:57 PM
whatever...

*smiles, shakes head, and walks away.*

Antagonist
15-01-2007, 06:37 PM
whatever...

*smiles, shakes head, and walks away.*

atagirl! that's the way

Malachi
15-01-2007, 07:31 PM
... on your BMX I trust!

No, on YOUR BMX!

Malachi
15-01-2007, 07:33 PM
I quite like the crow, some peope REALLY like the crow. When you're in an essentially geeky culture, you have to not pick on the uber-geeks. Smile at them and generally play nice. I like Mal's dick, that's just my way.



You shock me!


*Shock*

Antagonist
15-01-2007, 11:05 PM
You shock me!


*Shock*

now now... play nice.

Fairy Hag
16-01-2007, 02:32 AM
No, on YOUR BMX!

Mal you're such a pikey... Get your own BMX

Malachi
16-01-2007, 02:45 PM
N3v0r!!!!!!!!!

Fairy Hag
16-01-2007, 03:45 PM
Thats exactly the sort of reply I've come to expect from you...

Tut tut tut...

Flux
20-01-2007, 02:22 PM
Suddenly I see the alteria motive of Mal's "Is my bike better than yours?" thread...he was just working out who's bike to nick next! The cheeky scoundral!