Loos

[snoww_wwhite]

forgive me if this has been mentioned / moaned about before in more adequade words but

THE LOOS

i wonder why its impossible to keep one set of toilets guarded from evil nastiness and the filth that usually happens in them, cos some people need to change their tampons in them from time to time and would not like it if two out of it, oversexed, strangers walk in on her as she tries to perform the delicate insertion.

why is it so hard to keep the toilets in a reasonable state anyway?
is it just me or do other people fear using them as well?
should i take my disinfection kit?

[turbo666]

Why do only girls need usable toliets?

Fine, yes, you have some rather "delicate insertions" sometimes, maybe it's just me, but it would be nice to have loos you can use, for what there designed for.

Saying that, this is Slimes we're talking about, and I'm guessing it's been this way since the year . and it ain't gonna change!

[SP]

Isn't it just part of Slimelight's natural charm?! lol

:roll:

[lipstick_trash]

haha, although i totally appreciate what you mean, it's sortof a slimelight novelty, it wudnt be slimelight without the horrific state of the toilets, lol... & how worrying is that? i've developed an affection for a set of public toilets... 8O

[snoww_wwhite]

Why do only girls need usable toliets?

Fine, yes, you have some rather "delicate insertions" sometimes, maybe it's just me, but it would be nice to have loos you can use, for what there designed for.

Saying that, this is Slimes we're talking about, and I'm guessing it's been this way since the year . and it ain't gonna change!

no guys need usable toilets too but they usually find they can stand up while messing the toilets up even more while girls ... well, we are just the better humans i guess :wink:

and what is the attraction with doing the things in the toilets people seem to do at Slimelight anyway? maybe i just have to go there and hang about a bit tomorrow in order to find out.... :idea:

[snoww_wwhite]

& how worrying is that? i've developed an affection for a set of public toilets... 8O

yes that is worrying... though maybe you could fall in lust with some train station toilets instead? or MCDonalds? or get a fetish for public street urinals?

but i see what you mean, as a Slimelight new visitor, i can obviously not yet fully appreciate the gothic charm of the toilet tradition, i will try and learn.

[turbo666]

& how worrying is that? i've developed an affection for a set of public toilets... 8O

yes that is worrying... though maybe you could fall in lust with some train station toilets instead? or MCDonalds? or get a fetish for public street urinals?

but i see what you mean, as a Slimelight new visitor, i can obviously not yet fully appreciate the gothic charm of the toilet tradition, i will try and learn.

I've got a "thing" for those stand alone toilets. The one that you put 20p in, for a full automated toilet experience. Then they clean themselves, all on there own. How cool is that! :roll:

[secondskin04]

i thought they were rather clean actually, oh no wait, we are talking about sewers here rite? hehe, awful indeed! im just glad im a guy :P

[snoww_wwhite]

I've got a "thing" for those stand alone toilets. The one that you put 20p in, for a full automated toilet experience. Then they clean themselves, all on there own. How cool is that! :roll:

you are from essex... need i say more? :wink:

[snoww_wwhite]

i thought they were rather clean actually, oh no wait, we are talking about sewers here rite? hehe, awful indeed! im just glad im a guy :P

i think they 'can' be clean if you use them before 11PM... but that would mean you have to be totally un-gothic and unfashionably early... where is the next McDonals round the Angel? :wink:

[turbo666]

I've got a "thing" for those stand alone toilets. The one that you put 20p in, for a full automated toilet experience. Then they clean themselves, all on there own. How cool is that! :roll:

you are from essex... need i say more? :wink:

:? Yes :roll:

[uglydolly]

it's amazing the looks you get when you
a use the toilet for its original purpose
b actually flush!

[Olaf68]

I thought if was just me finding the toilets absolutely disgusting! Even though I am a guy I sometimes hold it until I get home, haven't you seen me dancing like a contortionist :lol:

[SP]

Go before you go to the club!!

It works for me! 8)

[Skylizard]

Go before you go to the club!!

It works for me! 8)

You are usually only there for an hour or 2 so that would wory you to much anyway.

[SP]

Go before you go to the club!!

It works for me! 8)

You are usually only there for an hour or 2 so that would wory you to much anyway.

... Let's see, I usually get there around 3, sometimes 4 and I always stay to the end. I make that 4 hours or so!

Occasionally, I'm there at 2ish, or even earlier when there's a band I particularly wanna see.

Obviously, you only wanna use Slime toilets for a leak!! :roll:

[Skylizard]

Go before you go to the club!!

It works for me! 8)

You are usually only there for an hour or 2 so that would wory you to much anyway.

... Let's see, I usually get there around 3, sometimes 4 and I always stay to the end. I make that 4 hours or so!

Occasionally, I'm there at 2ish, or even earlier when there's a band I particularly wanna see.

Obviously, you only wanna use Slime toilets for a leak!! :roll:


Fair enough, and yes I would only want to use it for a leak, anything else not to sure what you could catch.

[snoww_wwhite]

Go before you go to the club!!

It works for me! 8)

i am a bit of a dance addict, which means i arrive early, after dutifully emtying my bladder at home but that would be about 2 hours before i arrive at slimelight.

you can see my dilemma... bring on the antiseptic spray/wipes
8O

[SP]

which means i arrive early, after dutifully emtying my bladder at home

... Obviously, this is not the issue! :roll:

[mr_trikkle]

i say, form a queue upto SP's, hardy far away, cant take longer then walking round the club, just in order of finding a free loo!!!!

[Guy13]

And a clean loo!

[SP]

You know it makes sense!! :lol:

[sekrets]

personally i dont mind the state of the toilets in slime. I think they are a lot better than other places ive been to!

It would be cool tho, if they could employ someone to clean them half way through the night, if thats possible.

[Bibble]

they have his just never there when you needd him or his following my friends cos he wats some toilet fun

[mr_trikkle]

a first for me wearing all white on sat, and fooked if i care about the color i left with!!!! i enjoy teh grime, arg :P

[uglydolly]

i'm going to go back to thw white- i got told i look much sexier in it, and i don't get told that very often!!!!

[snoww_wwhite]

i'm going to go back to thw white- i got told i look much sexier in it, and i don't get told that very often!!!!

yes but what about the loos?

would you prefer to come out of a cubicle all prestine and shiny, or are you not bothered about the sewage stains on your immaculate outfit?

:lol:

[uglydolly]

like i said in an earlier post- i never get them unless someone intentionally wipes on me.

[Bibble]

ewwww but i think they mean your shoes and around that area

[BloodNail]

I'd be worried if some freak just jumps out of the toliets and smears shit on ya............knowing my luck that would happen :? , Hey Bibble

[sekrets]

I'd be worried if some freak just jumps out of the toliets and smears shit on ya............knowing my luck that would happen :?

um do u get those kind of ppl at slimes? :?

[Flapjack501]

Hmm,

I've only been once to Slimes when I went to see the Cruxshadows (because I'm skint!) anyway, I didn't find the toilet too bad, but then again, I'm a bloke, so I wouldn't.

I'll have to go to the 3 floor event next time I visit Slimelight, it's only a train journey away, then I can see how bad the toilets really are!

[sekrets]

How did you like the cruxshadows?

I went to see them with my bitches, Lemon Twist and Josie... We enjoyed the bands but it got too hot for us that night to stay very long afterwards.

[SquallLoire]

I think the state of the loos matches the theme of the club, to be honest. Still, I only ever really use them for water to splash in my hair.

[snoww_wwhite]

I think the state of the loos matches the theme of the club, to be honest. Still, I only ever really use them for water to splash in my hair.

i would run hairdye all over my clothes, yeah and i bet you dont have periods every 28 days either :P

[SquallLoire]

more conditioner m'dear. mine stays in fine.

true that i dont get periods, but i get sympathy pains from friends :(

[sekrets]

true that i dont get periods, but i get sympathy pains from friends :(

is that true, or are you just saying that to gain respect from all the women out there? :P

[Guy13]

true that i dont get periods, but i get sympathy pains from friends :(

is that true, or are you just saying that to gain respect from all the women out there? :P

Yes, I read that with a certain amount of scepticism as well.

[SquallLoire]

no, its true, and i instinctively know when people want me to skin up as well.

[Guy13]

no, its true, and i instinctively know when people want me to skin up as well.

Hmmm *strokes beard* :wink:

[sekrets]

oh really!

[Guy13]

no, its true, and i instinctively know when people want me to skin up as well.

We need hard evidence in the form of witness reports.

[cellarchild]

In Germany the most shops and some clubs have loo master. They sit in front of the toilet, keep the loo clean and make sure that they are not run out of toilet tissue. It is also common that you have to pay a fee for using the toilet.

[Guy13]

In Germany the most shops and some clubs have loo master.

Hehe! Loo master...that conjures up far too many funny images. "I AM THE LOO MASTER...BOW BEFORE ME!"... :twisted: :twisted:

[snoww_wwhite]

Hehe! Loo master...that conjures up far too many funny images. "I AM THE LOO MASTER...BOW BEFORE ME!"... :twisted: :twisted:


ah i never knew that you were a Scatologist .... now i know the term filthy rivet head really does apply to you ;)

oh you poor thing, you will so suffer for saying this :P ;)

[Guy13]

Hehe! Loo master...that conjures up far too many funny images. "I AM THE LOO MASTER...BOW BEFORE ME!"... :twisted: :twisted:


ah i never knew that you were a Scatologist .... now i know the term filthy rivet head really does apply to you ;)

oh you poor thing, you will so suffer for saying this :P ;)

Meh...typical inefficiency with a poor grip of the English language. :roll: :twisted: I wasn't saying it was me...why do you think I put QUOTATION MARKS round the phrase. It was the "unfortunate" refering to a toilet attendant as a "toilet master" that made me laugh not the faeces that you seem to think about all the time... :wink: :P :twisted:

[cellarchild]

I know that my English is not very good :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:

I could have written cleaner, cleaning man /woman. But I don't think there is a particular expression for someone who cleans toilets and as you have to call them somehow I just made it up. In my opinion *loo master* sounds better then toilet cleaner - that sound somehow degrading

[snoww_wwhite]

I know that my English is not very good :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:

I could have written cleaner, cleaning man /woman. But I don't think there is a particular expression for someone who cleans toilets and as you have to call them somehow I just made it up. In my opinion *loo master* sounds better then toilet cleaner - that sound somehow degrading


no, he did not mean you.. i think he thought your description was rather charming... he was reffering to me and my english, which is most certainly better than his german ;) but he likes to pull my leg... i will be soon 7 ft at this rate ;)

anyway, the loos are bad cos of the blokes (yes i blame you!!!)

i still think it would be good to have at least one set of toilets specially for women and have them guarded too, so we can actually go and change our tampons without having to do that standing up and hoping we dont touch anything inside the cubicle... ;)

[Guy13]

I know that my English is not very good :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:

I could have written cleaner, cleaning man /woman. But I don't think there is a particular expression for someone who cleans toilets and as you have to call them somehow I just made it up. In my opinion *loo master* sounds better then toilet cleaner - that sound somehow degrading

Sorry for the confusion, cellarchild, I didn't mean you. I was berating Snowwy, who seems to think that she is always one-up on me. :roll: :twisted: :lol:

Toilet master makes some sort of bizarre superhero-esque character spring to mind, armed with Domestos and a loo brush. :lol:

[snoww_wwhite]

Sorry for the confusion, cellarchild, I didn't mean you. I was berating Snowwy, who seems to think that she is always one-up on me. :roll: :twisted: :lol:

Toilet master makes some sort of bizarre superhero-esque character spring to mind, armed with Domestos and a loo brush. :lol:

i got a silver estate car :D ;)

anyway... toilet mistress would be a nice job description too but i think i would expect a different "weapon" than a toilet roll and a brush ;)

http://www.femdomart.net/_lana532.jpg http://www.femdomart.net/_lana535.jpg http://www.femdomart.net/_lana529.jpg http://www.femdomart.net/_lana526.jpg

[Guy13]

Sorry for the confusion, cellarchild, I didn't mean you. I was berating Snowwy, who seems to think that she is always one-up on me. :roll: :twisted: :lol:

Toilet master makes some sort of bizarre superhero-esque character spring to mind, armed with Domestos and a loo brush. :lol:

i got a silver estate car :D ;)

anyway... toilet mistress would be a nice job description too but i think i would expect a different "weapon" than a toilet roll and a brush ;)

http://www.femdomart.net/_lana532.jpg http://www.femdomart.net/_lana535.jpg http://www.femdomart.net/_lana529.jpg http://www.femdomart.net/_lana526.jpg

Domestos is bleach. :roll: The only 2 vehicles I've ever driven are a mil-spec landrover 2 and a Saxon armoured personnel carrier. :P :wink:

Like the pictures, BTW. Very nice. :wink: :twisted:

[cellarchild]

[quote="snoww_wwhite"][quote=Guy13]


Toilet master makes some sort of bizarre superhero-esque character spring to mind, armed with Domestos and a loo brush. :lol:

Their equipment and appearance depends on in what kind of shop/club they work but the most Toilet masters/toilet attendant or toilet mistress (sounds better) :D are well equipped indeed and they are well dressed nowadays-clothed in a clean, decent overall, sometimes they even wear a name badge and as already mentioned, they sit in front of the toilet at their little table and when the loo was used, they wipe the toilet and it is common that you pay a fee to them for a small amount.

That is how it works in Germany 8)

[Guy13]

Toilet master makes some sort of bizarre superhero-esque character spring to mind, armed with Domestos and a loo brush. :lol:

Their equipment and appearance depends on in what kind of shop/club they work but the most Toilet masters/toilet attendant or toilet mistress (sounds better) :D are well equipped indeed and they are well dressed nowadays-clothed in a clean, decent overall, sometimes they even wear a name badge and as already mentioned, they sit in front of the toilet at their little table and when the loo was used, they wipe the toilet and it is common that you pay a fee to them for a small amount.

That is how it works in Germany 8)[/quote]

We have toilet attendants in the UK as well....it wasn't quite what I meant.

[inamourada]

I guess the state of the loos adds to Slimes' character.

Luckily, I don't come on too heavy anymore, so it's not a problem for me. But I really sympathise with females who need to make those "delicate insertions." (so aptly put, snoww_wwhite!)

I prefer clean loos to grimey ones, but I don't use public toilets often anyway, no matter where I am.

[snoww_wwhite]

I guess the state of the loos adds to Slimes' character.

Luckily, I don't come on too heavy anymore, so it's not a problem for me. But I really sympathise with females who need to make those "delicate insertions." (so aptly put, snoww_wwhite!)

I prefer clean loos to grimey ones, but I don't use public toilets often anyway, no matter where I am.

well i have found a way to avoid it for most parts, though i have learnt hwo to go into a loo, change the tampon, come out and look as if i had been taking drugs in there ;)

no but seriously, i would still prefer having clean toilets and a possibility to change the girly towels in comfort :D

http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/Barracks/8889/pictures/page2/tampon.gif http://www.seac.org/tampons/tampon-better-evensmaller.gif

[inamourada]

*looks at pictures*

Haha, the first one would be scarily true.

As for the second... hmm, Toxic Tamponsâ„¢, eh? :wink:

[Guy13]

That is how it works in Germany 8)

BTW, whilst in Germany a couple of weeks ago, I did notice a distinct lack of "Toilet Masters". :roll: :wink: :twisted:

[Guy13]

http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/Barracks/8889/pictures/page2/tampon.gif http://www.seac.org/tampons/tampon-better-evensmaller.gif

How typical of Snowwy to drag the thread to new depths. :roll: :twisted: :wink:

[SP]

How can anyone brag about the size of their tampon?

So these hypothetical menstruating men would say: "Mmmm ... check out my the size of my bucket-fanny!" :lol:

[Guy13]

How can anyone brag about the size of their tampon?

So these hypothetical menstruating men would say: "Mmmm ... check out my the size of my bucket-fanny!" :lol:

:lol: "My tampon expands to greater dimensions than your tampon."

[SP]

Where?

[inamourada]

Oh dear! 8O

[star-gazer]

forgive me if this has been mentioned / moaned about before in more adequade words but

THE LOOS

i wonder why its impossible to keep one set of toilets guarded from evil nastiness and the filth that usually happens in them, cos some people need to change their tampons in them from time to time and would not like it if two out of it, oversexed, strangers walk in on her as she tries to perform the delicate insertion.

why is it so hard to keep the toilets in a reasonable state anyway?
is it just me or do other people fear using them as well?
should i take my disinfection kit?
i heavilly suggest you perform your delicate insertations before you leave your home,for fear of you catching the..well...death 8)
and besides i dont think anyone could ever be bothered to clean out the toilets as they would probably die as well

[snoww_wwhite]

i heavilly suggest you perform your delicate insertations before you leave your home,for fear of you catching the..well...death 8)
and besides i dont think anyone could ever be bothered to clean out the toilets as they would probably die as well

hehe, yes that is the only way, done the nessessary thing in there once cos it had to be done but believe me, i didnt touch anything in the filthy cubicle.... it can be done buts its terrible.

i think some industrial cleaner a sledgehammer and a builder could make a difference :D

[Guy13]

i think some industrial cleaner a sledgehammer and a builder could make a difference :D

I think a small nuclear device might needed to get rid of some of the more stubborn stains...

[Cyberkitten]

cos some people need to change their tampons in them from time to time and would not like it if two out of it, oversexed, strangers walk in on her as she tries to perform the delicate insertion.


Why not lock the door? All the loos in slimes either have locks or are in a state of having their locks repaired.

Actually, despite popular belief it has been shown that on average, ladys' toilets end up more messy and in a worse state than mens'. Ask anyone who's worked in a nightclub (with segregated loos), who has to check the toilets at the end of a night for stowaways.

[snoww_wwhite]

cos some people need to change their tampons in them from time to time and would not like it if two out of it, oversexed, strangers walk in on her as she tries to perform the delicate insertion.


Why not lock the door? All the loos in slimes either have locks or are in a state of having their locks repaired.

Actually, despite popular belief it has been shown that on average, ladys' toilets end up more messy and in a worse state than mens'. Ask anyone who's worked in a nightclub (with segregated loos), who has to check the toilets at the end of a night for stowaways.

hehe, i did lock the toilet but they are just too dirty to be used. like try having your trousers down and shove a tampon in, while you have to make sure that no part of your trousers will touch the floor... almost impossible
i wonder why men's toilets always smell more if they are cleaner

[Guy13]

hehe, i did lock the toilet but they are just too dirty to be used. like try having your trousers down and shove a tampon in, while you have to make sure that no part of your trousers will touch the floor... almost impossible

Try using Salad Fingers...they make the job at hand much easier. :twisted:

[demonbitch]

Try using Salad Fingers...they make the job at hand much easier. :twisted:

Dirty boy!

[Guy13]

Try using Salad Fingers...they make the job at hand much easier. :twisted:

Dirty boy!

MWAH HA HA! :twisted:

[star-gazer]

cos some people need to change their tampons in them from time to time and would not like it if two out of it, oversexed, strangers walk in on her as she tries to perform the delicate insertion.


Why not lock the door? All the loos in slimes either have locks or are in a state of having their locks repaired.

Actually, despite popular belief it has been shown that on average, ladys' toilets end up more messy and in a worse state than mens'. Ask anyone who's worked in a nightclub (with segregated loos), who has to check the toilets at the end of a night for stowaways.

hehe, i did lock the toilet but they are just too dirty to be used. like try having your trousers down and shove a tampon in, while you have to make sure that no part of your trousers will touch the floor... almost impossible
i wonder why men's toilets always smell more if they are cleaner

how about wearing skirts instead? 8)

anything to do with saladfingers-you need to talk to sp about!

[snoww_wwhite]

how about wearing skirts instead? 8)

anything to do with saladfingers-you need to talk to sp about!

yup tis easier... and yes i normally wear skirts anyway but the same goes for pushed down tights and try to get the knickers to stop round your knees too ..

well, i try usually to take a full set of spare clothes now, as slimelight is one of the nightclubs where you never know if you might need them.

[Guy13]

how about wearing skirts instead? 8)

anything to do with saladfingers-you need to talk to sp about!

yup tis easier... and yes i normally wear skirts anyway but the same goes for pushed down tights and try to get the knickers to stop round your knees too ..

well, i try usually to take a full set of spare clothes now, as slimelight is one of the nightclubs where you never know if you might need them.

I take spares with me.

[star-gazer]

how about wearing skirts instead? 8)

anything to do with saladfingers-you need to talk to sp about!

yup tis easier... and yes i normally wear skirts anyway but the same goes for pushed down tights and try to get the knickers to stop round your knees too ..
well, i try usually to take a full set of spare clothes now, as slimelight is one of the nightclubs where you never know if you might need them.

try wearing platforms..they stop any garment form touching the floor-
also-why not wear stockings?..and you could always go without the offending underwear-if youre feeling especially saucy that is.. 8)

[snoww_wwhite]

try wearing platforms..they stop any garment form touching the floor-
also-why not wear stockings?..and you could always go without the offending underwear-if youre feeling especially saucy that is.. 8)


not likely as i have got very sensitive feet and rather weak ankles.. no heels no platforms for me... well unless in the bedroom of course ;)

stockings... hehehe not likely to stay where they shoudl with my dancing sessisons, not even secured by suspenders...

no underpants... maybe but not during my period i dont think ;)

[Guy13]

try wearing platforms..they stop any garment form touching the floor-
also-why not wear stockings?..and you could always go without the offending underwear-if youre feeling especially saucy that is.. 8)


not likely as i have got very sensitive feet and rather weak ankles.. no heels no platforms for me... well unless in the bedroom of course ;)

stockings... hehehe not likely to stay where they shoudl with my dancing sessisons, not even secured by suspenders...

no underpants... maybe but not during my period i dont think ;)

Both of you!!! 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

[star-gazer]

try wearing platforms..they stop any garment form touching the floor-
also-why not wear stockings?..and you could always go without the offending underwear-if youre feeling especially saucy that is.. 8)


not likely as i have got very sensitive feet and rather weak ankles.. no heels no platforms for me... well unless in the bedroom of course ;)

stockings... hehehe not likely to stay where they shoudl with my dancing sessisons, not even secured by suspenders...

no underpants... maybe but not during my period i dont think ;)

hmm..i thnk you need some industrial strength fully rivet complient suspenders maybe?-they should easily suffice during your most brutal manner of glowstickling antics!

-thats a good point,especially if you have been unable to pop in to the toilets for a while the lack of underwear during that time of the month may not be a blessing as such :roll:

[bertrand]

When I was in France, the first thing I heard about the Slimelight was the terrific reputation of the toilets...

[Crash_Dark]

They are the stuff of legend :wink:

[spleen_queen]

where is the next McDonals round the Angel? :wink:

i doubt anyone cares, but still...

come out of the Angel, turn right, up the road is a bus shelter with a big glowing arrow and "mcdonalds this way" on it :wink: just walk in vaguely that direction for a while and you'll find the place eventually

[ze]

Kentish Town Public Toilet.... clean with good acoustics.

[untermensch]

try wearing platforms..they stop any garment form touching the floor

Well, I bought my first pair of 6" Swear platforms several new year's eves ago and, boy, did they come in handy! Wading into toilet areas that no sane human would attempt to reach, and then having a very satisfactory Urinatory Loo Experience. Saved my life that night, they did.

Ok so back to the point. The westernised toilet system as we know it is flawed. We should all squat like the far easters. Much cleaner!

[pamdora2000]

cos some people need to change their tampons in them from time to time and would not like it if two out of it, oversexed, strangers walk in on her as she tries to perform the delicate insertion.


Why not lock the door? All the loos in slimes either have locks or are in a state of having their locks repaired.

Actually, despite popular belief it has been shown that on average, ladys' toilets end up more messy and in a worse state than mens'. Ask anyone who's worked in a nightclub (with segregated loos), who has to check the toilets at the end of a night for stowaways.

Well, not all the doors have working locks, which adds a bit of adventure/challenge sometimes to the loo thing whatever you do in them.

Now I do agree that the lady's toilets are usually in a disgusting state most of the time anyfuckingwhere (maybe except Germany and Belgium where I think they also have "loo masters" :wink: )in the world and this has made me ashamed of being a woman in many occasions. I would certainly not blame men for "our" loos in Slime being dirty... As for the smell in the boys loos, this has to do with testosterone discharges, I believe Snoww-wwhite(i am not 100% sure), not with men dirtyness. It is normal residual body odour...

Yes, Slimelight loos are not the cleanest but they are certainly not the dirtiest of the world. Maybe we should take into consideration that due to intake of certain substances, people do not know what they do during the night and are quite careless,...

Anyway, I am one of the believers that Slimelight loos are part of the whole thing and they have already changed too much in the past 7 years at least...

Nice today it seems that I will be posting about loos and love... 8O :D :twisted:

[snoww_wwhite]

Yes, Slimelight loos are not the cleanest but they are certainly not the dirtiest of the world. Maybe we should take into consideration that due to intake of certain substances, people do not know what they do during the night and are quite careless,...

Anyway, I am one of the believers that Slimelight loos are part of the whole thing and they have already changed too much in the past 7 years at least...

Nice today it seems that I will be posting about loos and love... 8O :D :twisted:


hehe, i just try to avoid them as much as possible.... hurrah for big bladder, self control and not drinking too much ;)

also hurrah for hovering ;)

[pamdora2000]

Yes, Slimelight loos are not the cleanest but they are certainly not the dirtiest of the world. Maybe we should take into consideration that due to intake of certain substances, people do not know what they do during the night and are quite careless,...

Anyway, I am one of the believers that Slimelight loos are part of the whole thing and they have already changed too much in the past 7 years at least...

Nice today it seems that I will be posting about loos and love... 8O :D :twisted:


hehe, i just try to avoid them as much as possible.... hurrah for big bladder, self control and not drinking too much ;)

also hurrah for hovering ;)

:D

[Lenorina]

Anyone complaining about slime loos should make a visit to some places in Barcelona...starting with the University.
It will change your mind about "clean" and "dirty"

[pamdora2000]

Anyone complaining about slime loos should make a visit to some places in Barcelona...starting with the University.
It will change your mind about "clean" and "dirty"

I don't complain about Slimelight loos, I complain about women in loos wherever.

I believe you meant University loos and other loos in Barcelona, not the town, which is lovely and hopefully my next step in life as from next year...

[Flapjack501]

I'll admit that I haven't read much of this thread just bits here and there.

In my opinion though, everyone should be allowed to have access to clean, hygienic toilets...When I was at Slimes the male toilets weren't very concealed, I don't remember much about the toilet but it wasn't horribly dirty. Of course, I didn't visit the girls toilets, unless the toilets I went in were unisexual toilets.

Now...the cleanliness of a toilet can be a hard thing to acheive. I'm sure a lot of stuff goes on in Slimes, druggies who can't hold in their waste, people who have drank so much they puke on their way to the toilet and everywhere around it, junkies administering drugs in toilets...the works. But what do I know...I neither spend all day at Slimes 365 days a year nor work there. So I really have no idea about the extent of such activities.

But I'm sure a certain level of cleanliness, especially for the ladies can't be too hard to maintain...if only to make them feel more secure to use the toilets, instead of going elsewhere and so on.

Just my thoughts...

[snoww_wwhite]

I'll admit that I haven't read much of this thread just bits here and there.

In my opinion though, everyone should be allowed to have access to clean, hygienic toilets...When I was at Slimes the male toilets weren't very concealed, I don't remember much about the toilet but it wasn't horribly dirty. Of course, I didn't visit the girls toilets, unless the toilets I went in were unisexual toilets.

Now...the cleanliness of a toilet can be a hard thing to acheive. I'm sure a lot of stuff goes on in Slimes, druggies who can't hold in their waste, people who have drank so much they puke on their way to the toilet and everywhere around it, junkies administering drugs in toilets...the works. But what do I know...I neither spend all day at Slimes 365 days a year nor work there. So I really have no idea about the extent of such activities.

But I'm sure a certain level of cleanliness, especially for the ladies can't be too hard to maintain...if only to make them feel more secure to use the toilets, instead of going elsewhere and so on.

Just my thoughts...

eh male toilets, female toilets?

you might have gone to a different club if you saw gender divisions at the toilet :P

[Flapjack501]

I'll admit that I haven't read much of this thread just bits here and there.

In my opinion though, everyone should be allowed to have access to clean, hygienic toilets...When I was at Slimes the male toilets weren't very concealed, I don't remember much about the toilet but it wasn't horribly dirty. Of course, I didn't visit the girls toilets, unless the toilets I went in were unisexual toilets.

Now...the cleanliness of a toilet can be a hard thing to acheive. I'm sure a lot of stuff goes on in Slimes, druggies who can't hold in their waste, people who have drank so much they puke on their way to the toilet and everywhere around it, junkies administering drugs in toilets...the works. But what do I know...I neither spend all day at Slimes 365 days a year nor work there. So I really have no idea about the extent of such activities.

But I'm sure a certain level of cleanliness, especially for the ladies can't be too hard to maintain...if only to make them feel more secure to use the toilets, instead of going elsewhere and so on.

Just my thoughts...

eh male toilets, female toilets?

you might have gone to a different club if you saw gender divisions at the toilet :P

Haha, I'm just confused!

But I was at Slimes!

[snoww_wwhite]

I'll admit that I haven't read much of this thread just bits here and there.

In my opinion though, everyone should be allowed to have access to clean, hygienic toilets...When I was at Slimes the male toilets weren't very concealed, I don't remember much about the toilet but it wasn't horribly dirty. Of course, I didn't visit the girls toilets, unless the toilets I went in were unisexual toilets.

Now...the cleanliness of a toilet can be a hard thing to acheive. I'm sure a lot of stuff goes on in Slimes, druggies who can't hold in their waste, people who have drank so much they puke on their way to the toilet and everywhere around it, junkies administering drugs in toilets...the works. But what do I know...I neither spend all day at Slimes 365 days a year nor work there. So I really have no idea about the extent of such activities.

But I'm sure a certain level of cleanliness, especially for the ladies can't be too hard to maintain...if only to make them feel more secure to use the toilets, instead of going elsewhere and so on.

Just my thoughts...

eh male toilets, female toilets?

you might have gone to a different club if you saw gender divisions at the toilet :P

Haha, I'm just confused!

But I was at Slimes!

you didnt say hi 8O

[Flapjack501]

I'll admit that I haven't read much of this thread just bits here and there.

In my opinion though, everyone should be allowed to have access to clean, hygienic toilets...When I was at Slimes the male toilets weren't very concealed, I don't remember much about the toilet but it wasn't horribly dirty. Of course, I didn't visit the girls toilets, unless the toilets I went in were unisexual toilets.

Now...the cleanliness of a toilet can be a hard thing to acheive. I'm sure a lot of stuff goes on in Slimes, druggies who can't hold in their waste, people who have drank so much they puke on their way to the toilet and everywhere around it, junkies administering drugs in toilets...the works. But what do I know...I neither spend all day at Slimes 365 days a year nor work there. So I really have no idea about the extent of such activities.

But I'm sure a certain level of cleanliness, especially for the ladies can't be too hard to maintain...if only to make them feel more secure to use the toilets, instead of going elsewhere and so on.

Just my thoughts...

eh male toilets, female toilets?

you might have gone to a different club if you saw gender divisions at the toilet :P

Haha, I'm just confused!

But I was at Slimes!

you didnt say hi 8O

Oh I was Slimes when the Cruxshadows perform. I wasn't able to make 5th February because mates let me down on my initial plan and my backup plan, then my parents managed to mess up the computer good and proper. :(

[snoww_wwhite]

Oh I was Slimes when the Cruxshadows perform. I wasn't able to make 5th February because mates let me down on my initial plan and my backup plan, then my parents managed to mess up the computer good and proper. :(


oh i see... yeah brain is not working totally as yet... heavy weekend you know hehe

well if you go again, then say hi....

[Lenorina]

Anyone complaining about slime loos should make a visit to some places in Barcelona...starting with the University.
It will change your mind about "clean" and "dirty"

I don't complain about Slimelight loos, I complain about women in loos wherever.

I believe you meant University loos and other loos in Barcelona, not the town, which is lovely and hopefully my next step in life as from next year...


I meant University loos and other loos in Barcelona!!! The city can be lovely but some of their loos aren't!!!
Have a visit to La Ovella Negra or any bar near Correos and you'll understand me... :wink:

Hope you have a good time in Barcelona and don't forget to go visit the Undead :wink:

[Flapjack501]

Oh I was Slimes when the Cruxshadows perform. I wasn't able to make 5th February because mates let me down on my initial plan and my backup plan, then my parents managed to mess up the computer good and proper. :(


oh i see... yeah brain is not working totally as yet... heavy weekend you know hehe

well if you go again, then say hi....

Oh I'll definitely be going in the near future. Do you know when the next 3 floor special might be happening? I'll try making that, I might not be let down this time!

[Square]

Well haven't been to Slimelight yet will be going on 12th but I doubt they can be as bad as some of the toilets in Tunisia. Some of them must be breeding grounds for Golgothans (shit Demon, watch Dogma you'll see what I mean) they can be scary.
The toilets that is! :?

[Flux]

http://dogma.film.ru/img/icons/golgothan.jpg
"I'll be seeing you at the Worlds End!"

:lol:

[Square]

It might of been the alchohol addling my brain but the toilets seemed relatively clean at least far as toilets are concerned. From the layouts though it appears that once upon a time there was seperate gender toilets in so much as some of them didn't have urinals but lots of cubicles and others had few cubicles but a urinal.

[BloodRedRose]

if there were gender separated toilets it must have been well before my time! First place i've ever been to where i went where men pee without meaning to ;) lol, don't get any ideas from that statement! i don't think there's anythign wrong with bisex toilets. is bisex a word?

Blood Red Rose

[Rivetmike]

is bisex a word?


Probably unisex ;)

And give the men a break, I'm sure some are pretty bad but I was unfortunate enough to find myself standing on a tampon Friday just passed......

Rivetmike

[BloodRedRose]

awww! *hugs* wasn't me!!!

ok, i'll admit it, women can be as bad as men ;) and you better print this confession and frame it coz you're not getting it again!!

BRR

[Rivetmike]

ok, i'll admit it, women can be as bad as men ;) and you better print this confession and frame it coz you're not getting it again!!



Hehe, I have a feeling women worldwide will hate you for that one ;)

Rivetmike

[snoww_wwhite]

ok, i'll admit it, women can be as bad as men ;) and you better print this confession and frame it coz you're not getting it again!!



Hehe, I have a feeling women worldwide will hate you for that one ;)

Rivetmike

whats more she might have to watch out now for people checking up on her after the loo

where is the toiletmaster when you need one

*giggles*

[BloodRedRose]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Remind me not to use the loos in slimes!!! ;)

and who cares if women worldwide hate me? it's my opinion and my man's opinion that counts to me, that's it. :P so get out of that one ;)

*wonders if she's gonna get mobbed in slimes now by all the women* :?

BRR

[Rivetmike]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
*wonders if she's gonna get mobbed in slimes now by all the women* :?
BRR

If you manage that I can think of a few who'll be taking similar steps....

Rivetmike

[BloodRedRose]

lol! :lol:
then again, i don't think i'd mind much either ;)

i hope you framed my previousw post! :P

BRR

[Freakshow]

Agreed the tiolets are totally foul, riddled with suspisous puddles for which i hope someone has just spilt the contents of their water bottles or bottles of beer and NOT their bladders. And yes not all the locks work, and one door sticks.....rather funny to be in there when someones trapped in there....hearing the crys for help........do we help them by kicking in the door or not? hummmm i'll let you decide....and is it just me or does the main tiolets have a destinctive smell? its like nothing i have smelt before....its not unplesent....but well, to me it smells of sex but maybe thats just me.

So yes they are disgusting but they help add the Slime in Slimelight, the loos can be a great place to chill out, meet people, hide from that bug eyed twitcher that seems to be stalking you around the club(you know who you are....) Yes you dont want to spend to long in them and you dont really want to have sex in them either.....but well sometimes needs must as the devil wants. Also anyone know the current record for the number of people coming out of a cubicle? and i dont mean the larger disabled one either.....i've seen 6...can anyone beat it?

Freakshow

[BloodRedRose]

i hope someone has just spilt the contents of their water bottles or bottles of beer and NOT their bladders.

i hope not too! but there always seems to be so many people wanting the loo that it wouldn't surprise me. that's why i go to the loo before i go in... then try not to need it again until the next morning! lol. not an easy task, especially when dancing.

....but well, to me it smells of sex but maybe thats just me

it's not just you. i thought that too. hehe, that wouldn't surprise me either. you have to admit slimes can be rather a turn on, especially with dance cages! :roll: though i can safely say i'm not guilty of that one :twisted:

Also anyone know the current record for the number of people coming out of a cubicle? and i dont mean the larger disabled one either.....i've seen 6...can anyone beat it?


can't say i do though that m,ust be quite a squash! they must ahve all been twiglike! i'll keep a look out next time i go ;)

BloodRedRose

[Flux]

....but well, to me it smells of sex but maybe thats just me

it's not just you. i thought that too. hehe, that wouldn't surprise me either. you have to admit slimes can be rather a turn on, especially with dance cages! :roll: though i can safely say i'm not guilty of that one :twisted:

Also anyone know the current record for the number of people coming out of a cubicle? and i dont mean the larger disabled one either.....i've seen 6...can anyone beat it?


can't say i do though that m,ust be quite a squash! they must ahve all been twiglike! i'll keep a look out next time i go ;)


So basically what y'all is saying is that at somepoint there was a six person clusterfuck going on in one of those cubicles?!!
Whoaaaa! No wonder it smells like sex in there.

Altho I will say with the recent spate in "youngsters" at Slime, perhaps Smells Like Teen Spirit would be a more appropriate teg line? ;)

[BloodRedRose]

Altho I will say with the recent spate in "youngsters" at Slime, perhaps Smells Like Teen Spirit would be a more appropriate teg line?

lol, good song when you're in a lighter mood. and maybe it would be a more appropriate line for the aroma. though sex also sums it up nicely.

flux, what do you class as youngsters anyway?

BRR

[Sin-RazorAngel]

Teenagers....bad...they lure all sorts of people out...

LIKE ME!!!!
:twisted:

to define a teenager is probably best not to ask me OR fluxy... :twisted:

[BloodRedRose]

*laughs* is that a bad thing? teenagers are just opening up to the big scary world... where better to face their fears that slimes? ;) y'know i don't mean it. teenagers are breaking free form their previous restraints and going to a nightclub is one way of prooving their freedom. and with brilliant music and a scene for alternative teenagers, it's no wonder slimes attracts the younger generation. although some may be a litle too young.... :oops: at least i'm old enough now! :P

BRR

[Flux]

flux, what do you class as youngsters anyway?


The one's who's parents get the police involved when they haven't returned home for school after a weekend out...http://rustyjoystick.com/forum/images/smiles/eyes.gif

The one's who clearly should still be in a creché, not a night club...

You know the ones...

Those ones...over there...

[Rivetmike]

You know the ones...

Those ones...over there...

You know, when Flux were a lad you get get twelve doughnuts for half a crown..........

*nods*

Rivetmike

[Flux]

Aye, now you just get twelve year olds for a half a crown. Something seriously fucked up there.

You know the ones...

The ones giving us the eye

http://rustyjoystick.com/forum/images/smiles/eyes.gif

[Rivetmike]

....and everything would be OK with the world if they'd just learn to keep their damn mouths shut!

Rivetmike

[Flux]

I use Duct tape myself...*cough*

[Sin-RazorAngel]

I use Duct tape myself...*cough*


LIAR!!!!
:twisted:

[snoww_wwhite]

*laughs* is that a bad thing? teenagers are just opening up to the big scary world... where better to face their fears that slimes? ;) y'know i don't mean it. teenagers are breaking free form their previous restraints and going to a nightclub is one way of prooving their freedom. and with brilliant music and a scene for alternative teenagers, it's no wonder slimes attracts the younger generation. although some may be a litle too young.... :oops: at least i'm old enough now! :P

BRR

i obviously dont look old enough yet, as somebody said i look 17 ...

oooor errr, i have forgotten who said that but yorue my friend forever... thank you slimelight for being dark and mysetrious and you smooth over all the wrinkles i seem to grow lately :D

[BloodRedRose]

*laughs at childish banter* yeah... and you say there are too many youngsters at slimes... i think mentally you join them :wink: :D

i went to slimes for firsttime beginning of the year and i was 17. now 18. am i one of those too many youngsters flux? :wink: if i am... tough! slimes is my home.

and i'd rather use ;eather gags myself... duct tape hurts!

BRR

[Rivetmike]

and i'd rather use ;eather gags myself... duct tape hurts!



Yeah but with the amount of duct tape Flux gets through it would start to get really expensive if he had to get a new leather gag each time.......

Rivetmike

[BloodRedRose]

:lol: well i'm sure if you buy in bulk you can get it discounted ;)

[Silverclaw]

mmmmm duct tape,
It holds the head together till you get to A and E
its just pisses the doctor off when they have to remove it.

[Agatheis]

So basically what y'all is saying is that at somepoint there was a six person clusterfuck going on in one of those cubicles?!!


I missed that?? Nooooo! Why am I always away on the good nights?

A.

[SerpentSun]

has anyone thought about how the toilet doors open by the way??? i know that if they were opening the other way we may had accidents but the way they do there is no chance to miss touching the actual toilet thing...(which sometimes sucks...) sex in the toilets though is always nice..
six people bang? what the hell....!!!! i just see random bodies touching each other and who knows what is going on....meehehehehheheehe
:D

[SerpentSun]

loos update..
just had a door crashed on my head last Saturday... was seeing multi coloured butterflies for a couple of hours..the door wouldn't open..so someone kicked it and then....kaboom..Duh
yayay

[Silverclaw]

hehehe bummer,
WARNING!!
killer loo door on the lose,
may be jammed near you.
Do not aproach as handle may be unsainitry.

you have been warned.

[Buddhist_Insect]

sex in the toilets though is always nice..
:D

please tell me yr being sarcastic...
some less prudish amongst you may accuse me of being jealous but... *clears throat*

NO FUCKING WAY.

i have seen some bad ass stuff in them toilets and it does not inspire me with either lust or passion.

[snoww_wwhite]

sex in the toilets though is always nice..
:D

please tell me yr being sarcastic...
some less prudish amongst you may accuse me of being jealous but... *clears throat*

NO FUCKING WAY.

i have seen some bad ass stuff in them toilets and it does not inspire me with either lust or passion.

seriously, i am not prudish at all, i get off on a lot of weird stuff but those toilets

NEIN!

the only thing i do in those toilets is the occational tampon change, if need be a hovering act of some sort and if no other way, get some tissue for my noise thats all!

if i can help it i dont go near them at all as they are the abyss and bad and wrong.....

[SerpentSun]

sex in the toilets though is always nice..
:D

please tell me yr being sarcastic...
some less prudish amongst you may accuse me of being jealous but... *clears throat*

NO FUCKING WAY.

i have seen some bad ass stuff in them toilets and it does not inspire me with either lust or passion.

seriously, i am not prudish at all, i get off on a lot of weird stuff but those toilets

NEIN!

the only thing i do in those toilets is the occational tampon change, if need be a hovering act of some sort and if no other way, get some tissue for my noise thats all!

if i can help it i dont go near them at all as they are the abyss and bad and wrong.....

for one time i was clearly sarcastic and you didn't get it..
snowwy i wouldn't touch the tissue/paper whatever it is..

and yeah be careful of the killer door ...the one next to the basins..first one on the right that is..

[cyborg_cube]

Personally, I'm not too bothered either way, so long as I don't sit on the toilet!

[BloodRedRose]

AAAHHH!!
I miss a couple of months and the toilets start rioting! Not good ;) Seems I'm the only one that can tame them... :P

I only go to the loo when desperate. I'd much rather hold it. Hey, can't slimes do a fund-raiser to redo the toilets? how much would be needed? It;'s a worth cause though is it not?

BloodRedRose

[DerOberst]

Yes the toilets have been like this for a number of years. everytime i come back to this place after an absence of a COUPLE OF YEARS YOU EXPECT AN IMPROVEMENT! though i love the place dearly and the people are great well most of em,I dont expect to see a couple of blokes or girls and blokes or girls on girls doing each other
Cmon people thars bacteria in them there bogs
nuff said!

[Agatheis]

I don't think much is needed... Just an industrial-strength fire hoze would be enough to spray the room and sweep the crap into a bin.

Hm... fire hozes for bathrooms and toilets. There could be a niche market for that.

A.

[snoww_wwhite]

I don't think much is needed... Just an industrial-strength fire hoze would be enough to spray the room and sweep the crap into a bin.

Hm... fire hozes for bathrooms and toilets. There could be a niche market for that.

A.

industrial strength is always good... firehose and industrial strength bleach followed by industrial strength uv light.

yes UV light, why did we not think of that before? it actually kills bacteria and the cybers could outglow each other on the loo!

maybe Slimelight could hire me as a loo interior designer (waits for skull_Fucker to make a "funny" remark again).

anyway we could have a cyber loo a rivet loo and a velvet goth loo...

now what club has ever featured all styles of goth as loos?

NO NO i am not saying the music is shit... not at all :D


all we need now are Toilet Masters! ;) any volunteers?

[Agatheis]

industrial strength is always good

Ah, yes. The magic word. Maybe we also need industrial-strength velvet, also. Nuclear-grade bunnies, anyone?

A.

[dantefs]

Redecorating the toilets might cost a fair amount....but since you can get replacement door bolts for £1.39 it'd be nice if the doors closed/locked properly.

[Ariane]

I didn't find the toilets very unsanitary, but then I didn't stay late. I did find them curious as they seemed to be a social hang-out and it took a while to determine which was meant to be men or women's (the urinal finally tipped me off, all the girls seemed to prefer the mirror in the mens). Pushing through smoke and chatters was a bit of a challenge. I'm not complaining though. It was unique.

Ariane

[DemonKnight]

forgive me if this has been mentioned / moaned about before in more adequade words but

THE LOOS

i wonder why its impossible to keep one set of toilets guarded from evil nastiness and the filth that usually happens in them, cos some people need to change their tampons in them from time to time and would not like it if two out of it, oversexed, strangers walk in on her as she tries to perform the delicate insertion.


Each cubicle has a bog brush to aid you...lol

[Wraith Spider]

I agree the toilets can get pretty gross later on in the evening but if you clean up the toilets they be the only clean things in the entire club. Please dont let me ruin a good idea i would very much apreceate a sterile environment in which to pass waste however perhapse we should concentrate on the rest of the club first. I for one would like to be able to go home once without having to first scrape the dryed slime from my boots i know its called SLIMElight but dose it always have to live up to its name?

[snoww_wwhite]

I agree the toilets can get pretty gross later on in the evening but if you clean up the toilets they be the only clean things in the entire club. Please dont let me ruin a good idea i would very much apreceate a sterile environment in which to pass waste however perhapse we should concentrate on the rest of the club first. I for one would like to be able to go home once without having to first scrape the dryed slime from my boots i know its called SLIMElight but dose it always have to live up to its name?

the "slime" is possibly the kitty litter which is spread in order to prevent munters to fall over and break their floppy spines, i think.

actually i would hate the grime to go and the dancefloor industrially pleasing concrete floor to be covered up by high tech cyber compliant rave venue inspired metal sheeting.

in fact i like it that slimelight is the way it is (minus the toilets) because it deters most townies from ever contemplating to go there and

its gothic! ;)

[Fenris]

At the risk of sounding a bit stupid I would like to ask a question about the loos. I visited the slimelight for the first time in July and, after finding myself on the wrong side of several beers, went in search of the toilets. Imagine the confusion of my drunken mind when I saw girls and blokes in the same set of toilets! Are the toilets actually unisex or was I just too plastered to work out that there were actually seperate gents and ladies? Any elucidation of this would be appreciated! :)

[Crash_Dark]

At the risk of sounding a bit stupid I would like to ask a question about the loos. I visited the slimelight for the first time in July and, after finding myself on the wrong side of several beers, went in search of the toilets. Imagine the confusion of my drunken mind when I saw girls and blokes in the same set of toilets! Are the toilets actually unisex or was I just too plastered to work out that there were actually seperate gents and ladies? Any elucidation of this would be appreciated! :)

Yep, the toilets (except for the ground-floor ones) are unisex.

[Wraith Spider]

actually i would hate the grime to go and the dancefloor industrially pleasing concrete floor to be covered up by high tech cyber compliant rave venue inspired metal sheeting.

in fact i like it that slimelight is the way it is (minus the toilets) because it deters most townies from ever contemplating to go there and

its gothic! ;)

Ok Good point it would be a shame if slimelight were any less of a dive it was why i fell in love with the place the first time i went, high tech cyber compliant rave venue inspired metal sheeting would suck as a dance floor
and the atmosphere dose keep away the kev/chav element

LONG LIVE SLIME

[DerOberst]

I really dont know what it is about alternative clubs and the toilets,every club i have ever visited in england in the past 21 years of clubbing (yup im that old) the toilets have always been erm a bit on the unclean side.I used to go to a club in liverpool called planet x and my god the toilets were absolutely atrocious every once in a while they would flood and people still screwed in there mind you the dance floor was beneath the gents and occasionaly you would get the slight drip of whatever on your head euggh,
so ok the toilets while not being up to scratch are not as bad as some i have seen, remember that scene in trainspotting the dirtiest toilet ever well if the bogs ever get like that well then there would be cause for concern.
Remember boys and girls wash yer hands and yer faces

[Morbid_Doll]

Im usually too trashed to notice anyway!

[dwellems]

Im usually too trashed to notice anyway!
I think that every one is so trashed that no-one even knows where the loos are..;)

[ecclecticbb]

Eeerrrm...

I know this thread is very old but... I just realised that it is included into the dress code category... Strange, very strange...:confused:

[Malachi]

Oh some people go dressed as bogs... the latest craze and all that jazz.

[amax]

Oh some people go dressed as bogs... the latest craze and all that jazz.

Shit!? I kicked a dog on the dance floor the other night, thinking it was a Dog!!!:rolleyes:

[Malachi]

Bog not dog.

English slang for loo dude.

[Antonio]

All this is getting me nostalgic but I will have to say my mrs hates the loos in slimes. So I voted yes even though my initial thought was I dont give a crap (as long as I odn't have to do one)

[snoww_wwhite]

All this is getting me nostalgic but I will have to say my mrs hates the loos in slimes. So I voted yes even though my initial thought was I dont give a crap (as long as I odn't have to do one)


well done (trained)

*sniggers*

[PapaLazarou]

I've never quite 'got' this thread

I've endured far worse facilities than provided at Slimes (like the last time I was in the World's End pub for one) and if you were ever at the Catacombs above (sic) the Manor House pub in the eighties then you really knew how bad a khazi could be.

Or maybe I just have low standards!

[Stasis]

why dont the loos on the top floor be for women, loos on the middle be unisex and toilets down stairs be for guys or vic versa but keep toilets on middle for boths sex's which make perfect sense to me.

[SP]

why dont the loos on the top floor be for women, loos on the middle be unisex and toilets down stairs be for guys or vic versa but keep toilets on middle for boths sex's which make perfect sense to me.
The loos can't make their own mind up who they will be for, so they'll probably just stay as they are! lol

[drunkmonkey]

bloody typical they can never make up their minds can they

[ecclecticbb]

This is definetley the best thread in the whole forum!!:p

[Stasis]

the loos have minds and feelings too. some male loo may perfer a women sat on them lol

[SP]

Don't listen to them loos ... they're full of shit!!

[DerOberst]

Don't listen to them loos ... they're full of shit!!
Awwwww groans and swoons,cmon I thought you could do better than that mate:)

[drunkmonkey]

yeah the bogs do take the piss dont they

[PapaLazarou]

Come in joke number 2 - your time is up

[Stasis]

yeah wonder whow many loo jokes are left to go:) which havent already been mensioned.

[snoww_wwhite]

i think they are less full of shit but they are taking the piss, those loos...


in any case they are crap ;)



actually, i once used the toilet just after 10 PM and it was smelling of toilet cleaner and it was all freshly scrubbed...

... so in fact its not the loos, its all the dirty cunts and shitheads who think they have to behave like real pigs in the toilets of slimelight.


i despise you! (whoever you are)

[Guy13]

....and will the people who use the area to the side of the top floor stage stop using it at a private shag palace, other people might want to sit there and they don't want to see loved up kiddies making the beast with two backs. >:|

[Sinmara]

....and will the people who use the area to the side of the top floor stage stop using it at a private shag palace, other people might want to sit there and they don't want to see loved up kiddies making the beast with two backs. >:|

love, peace and happiness

[ElgynsToy]

i think they are less full of shit but they are taking the piss, those loos...


in any case they are crap ;)



actually, i once used the toilet just after 10 PM and it was smelling of toilet cleaner and it was all freshly scrubbed...

... so in fact its not the loos, its all the dirty cunts and shitheads who think they have to behave like real pigs in the toilets of slimelight.


i despise you! (whoever you are)


You know, the last time Adam and I were crammed into one of those cubicles, I was saying how I thought they should spruce the loos up a bit. You know? A lick of paint, maybe make the floor a bit more even... Adam said that was a silly idea and that it would be pointless and they'd only get messed up again. I dunno about you, but I think that's JUST the kind of attitude that leads to skanky toilets ;)

[SP]

....and will the people who use the area to the side of the top floor stage stop using it at a private shag palace, other people might want to sit there and they don't want to see loved up kiddies making the beast with two backs. >:|
Just sit on them!! ;)

[Stasis]

love, peace and happiness


Which comes 1st 1 or 2?

1)Is it ? love, peace, happyiness,
2)Is it ? Enter, Drink, arh lights

Lol

[ze]

Kentish Town Public Toilet.... clean with good acoustics.


Update: RIP

[funkyHat]

I went for the first time on Saturday (15th) and I have to say the toilets interesting. The fact that they are unisex probably would have worried me a little more had I been less wasted and out of it, but I just found it vaguely amusing :P.
I agree they were in a bit of a state but I have seen much worse, so stop complaining :-P

[hsbc-c0re]

i haven't read this thread all the way through BUT
i remember a gabber/hardcore night in electrowerkz (a couple years back i think) i was going to the gents(?) next to the cafe upstairs to "spend a penny" and just as i'm unzipping an extremely drunk girl comes in accompanied by a female friend in minder mode, and squats over the big stainless steel urinal for a piss! rah! and so i was standing at the trough with my wedding tackle out and her mate was all like "no looking!" as if such a spectacle would not invite a glance not out of erotic fascination but merely amazement. never has the phrase "pissed myself laughing" been so appropriate. dear oh dear.
yes the toilets in slimes are a bit rough and ready but i've seen much worse and so has my girlfriend.

[hsbc-c0re]

....and will the people who use the area to the side of the top floor stage stop using it at a private shag palace, other people might want to sit there and they don't want to see loved up kiddies making the beast with two backs. >:|
back in the day this was much more blatant and widespread.... note said kiddies are in fact using said place as a public shag palace :-)

[ecclecticbb]

back in the day this was much more blatant and widespread....

Entirely so...

[DerOberst]

back in the day this was much more blatant and widespread.... note said kiddies are in fact using said place as a public shag palace :-)
well I once walked in on two blokes sucking each other off!I kinda ignored them and did my ablutions!!!!Its a wild fun world aint it!

[Stasis]

hmm, i tend to avoid them and go b4 hand when i actually go to slimes. but if ur dragged in there by a women you prolly wouldnt say no either to sex in the loo

[StevenRaith]

My opinion on the bogs as a newbie:
Not unusable, but sorting the fucking locks [come on, what, twenty-ish doors max, fiver a lock, a bit of work after closing time?] would make the whole place a whole lot more habitable.

Some nice, high hooks to hang a jacket on would be good too - I don't mind pools of 'liquid' on the floor at all - but I don't want to be drenched in it.

Bogs on the ground floor have old cistern mounts I think, about six and a half feet up - that works for me.

Nothing like as bad as I had heard, although I can understand the feminine hygene point.

[Guy13]

back in the day this was much more blatant and widespread.... note said kiddies are in fact using said place as a public shag palace :-)

I've been going to Slimes on and off since the early(ish) 90's and I can never remember it as bad as I've seen it in recent months.

[ecclecticbb]

You know what...

Out of 17 people online on the forum on sunday morning, 9(yes, 9!!!) were having a look at this thread. All of them guests or lurkers as some like to call themselves when they come and do not post anything...

[fad]

If the bogs ever get too messy just give a nudge to one of the peolpe wandering around with a 'staff' badge on (there's at least one on each floor) and if they don't do something about it tell us and we'll kick their asses til they do!....though I can't say they've been looking any better or worse than at any time I can remember recently.

[Byakhiam]

Ah, they do have other tasks than collecting abandoned bottles and glasses then. ;)

[snoww_wwhite]

If the bogs ever get too messy just give a nudge to one of the peolpe wandering around with a 'staff' badge on (there's at least one on each floor) and if they don't do something about it tell us and we'll kick their asses til they do!....though I can't say they've been looking any better or worse than at any time I can remember recently.

as you can see there is a 2/3 majority on that vote....

we, the slimelight guests have spoken, we need one girls only toiltet, where no shagging, socialising being a messy cunt etc is allowed with a toilet master/mistress in heavy gasmask and body armour to ensure the bog has been used as intended and left in about the same condition as found.

*giggles*

[Chaotic]

though I can't say they've been looking any better or worse than at any time I can remember recently.

Does this mean there are going to be staff appearance inspections then?
*snigger* ;)

[ecclecticbb]

as you can see there is a 2/3 majority on that vote....

we, the slimelight guests have spoken, we need one girls only toiltet, where no shagging, socialising being a messy cunt etc is allowed with a toilet master/mistress in heavy gasmask and body armour to ensure the bog has been used as intended and left in about the same condition as found.

*giggles*

Ah! Lady, you also make me laugh...

But, I like the toilets being unisex. It makes the place unique.

Also, and let me repeat this very clearly and underlined: We, females, are the dirty little buggers coming to use toilets. I have seen real disgusting stuff that could only have been done by a woman. Let us keep those toilets unisex, cos I suspect it is the only way, that some of these female refrain from leaving the cubicles in a truely unaccesible place.

The only decent toilets I have visited were in Switzerland, of course...

[vireton]

well i was there for the first time on saterday and i was using the wall uranal and lady's just walked in it was a bit weird but dident put me off finnishing the job in hand... no pun intended

[Antagonist]

well i was there for the first time on saterday and i was using the wall uranal and lady's just walked in it was a bit weird but dident put me off finnishing the job in hand... no pun intended

Yup, that's pretty much how it is. We get used to it, you get used to it.

What a strange little utopia we inhabit!!

[DerOberst]

I try to use the ladies all the time but they wont keep still!!!Bwhahaha!
(runs for cover In the ladies!!!!!):)

[vireton]

I try to use the ladies all the time but they wont keep still!!!Bwhahaha!
(runs for cover In the ladies!!!!!):)


hummm.. dont know quite what to say to that.. it corupting my ohh so innocent mind.. ;]

[Guy13]

I try to use the ladies all the time but they wont keep still!!!Bwhahaha!
(runs for cover In the ladies!!!!!):)

MWAH HA HA!

[snoww_wwhite]

I try to use the ladies all the time but they wont keep still!!!Bwhahaha!
(runs for cover In the ladies!!!!!):)

shall we have a talk about this right now?

you can run but you can't hide... i got your number matey!


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39430000/jpg/_39430331_running203.jpg

[Clodia]

lol at DerOberst.

I'd read and heard loads about the toilets at Slimes before I went there. The first time I thought that people had exaggerated -- they were clean, quiet and I wasn't bothered by them being communal (I live with guys ... I'm used to it). But last time I went they were a lot dirtier and stuff -- but the worst thing is that they are so crowded. Not the queues, that's the be expected. Just loads of people hanging around and making it SO hard to get to the loo -- dodging puddles AND people when drunk ain't easy. *shrug* Just glad I learned to hover when I was a wee kiddy.

[messylaura]

omg puddles of what?????

i generally tend to pour water over myself when i get hot so dont think i got peed on !!!!!!!!!! LOL

well i love getting drenched in fountains etc anyway
:)

[messylaura]

maybe the toilets should have a hose in there too just in case it getts too messy, oh the fun i could have with that :)

[Crash_Dark]

Well I have to say that having a toilet cleaner working in the top floor loos seems to have made quite a difference. Replacing the sinks with the metal ones makes the place look better too. Having taps that turn the wrong way is just too confusing when you're a bit mashed though! :)

[Byakhiam]

Maybe they could fix the locks in the few stalls upstairs that are broken?

[ecclecticbb]

Well I have to say that having a toilet cleaner working in the top floor loos seems to have made quite a difference. Replacing the sinks with the metal ones makes the place look better too. Having taps that turn the wrong way is just too confusing when you're a bit mashed though! :)

The guy is a nice chap. Was going to comment that now it seems we have a Loo Master!!;)

About the taps, maaaaaaaann... I do think it is in purpose!! No need to be mashed to get confused!:)

[Zesty]

All hail the toilet kings! For they keep the night convenient and clean (at least in the loos)!

[SP]

"Sire, you look like the piss boy!"

"And you look like a bucket of shit!!"

Classic quote. ;)

[Crash_Dark]

"Sire, you look like the piss boy!"

"And you look like a bucket of shit!!"

Classic quote. ;)

And a classic film! I wonder if I'd still find it that funny?

[Fairy Hag]

I'm lovin the clean toiletness...

Although I'm on board with the confusing taps....

Will take my wand next time and see if I can sort it aaaaaaaatt

[Spanky]

warned you before... leave the wand at home!!!! :)

[SP]

Yes, we'll have no wandering here! lol

[Fairy Hag]

Why is everyone starting on my wand??!!

Spanky I'm gonna get you....

Be afraid... be very afraid!!

[BaronSamedi]

I just wish this thread wasn't a sticky

Sticky Loos, not attractive.

[Malachi]

Wise words!

[gothicbikerbabe]

Having taps that turn the wrong way is just too confusing when you're a bit mashed though! :)

is that what i was doing wrong? i was turning and turning them and wondered why nothing was happening. the toilet attendant dude was looking at me weirdly out of the corner of his eye so i attempted the "whatever, i dont care" shrug and made a swift exit...

[Fairy Hag]

Any toilet attendant worth his salt woulda rescued you!!

How rude!!

Sounds like you styled it out though

[gothicbikerbabe]

dammit, i should have done my damsel in distress *places back of hand against forehead* thang.... oh well.

[Crash_Dark]

dammit, i should have done my damsel in distress *places back of hand against forehead* thang.... oh well.

Surely not, with dirty hands!!! :eek:

LOL

[Zesty]

Surely not, with dirty hands!!! :eek:

Shocking! D:

[gothicbikerbabe]

hence the reason i didnt do it!

[Crash_Dark]

hence the reason i didnt do it!

And you didn't wash your hands? Eeeeeyiew. You are a McFilthmonkey! :eek:

:D:D:D

[gothicbikerbabe]

indeed i am a filthy mare.

but its not my fault, they should have installed proper working taps.

[Flux]

And you didn't wash your hands? Eeeeeyiew. You are a McFilthmonkey! :eek:

:D:D:D

McFilthmonkey! Pmsl. I likes that I does.

[hypereyes]

Actually I think it's reasonable to want clean toilets! If you think how many people goto London *just* to goto the Slimes, they wouldn't expect smelly loos in such a well known place.

The thing that bothered me is the lack of toilets! Is it just me or is there only two? There's probably other ones hidden away that I didn't see.. it's just a tad worrying for the gig. I have dodgy kidneys so I hope there aren't any big queues! :/ Mebbe I can yell ' I have kidney problems, outta my way!' but that may not work... ;)

[Fenbane]

Actually I think it's reasonable to want clean toilets! If you think how many people goto London *just* to goto the Slimes, they wouldn't expect smelly loos in such a well known place.

The thing that bothered me is the lack of toilets! Is it just me or is there only two? There's probably other ones hidden away that I didn't see.. it's just a tad worrying for the gig. I have dodgy kidneys so I hope there aren't any big queues! :/ Mebbe I can yell ' I have kidney problems, outta my way!' but that may not work... ;)

There are two loos on each floor, with the biggest being on the top floor. If you think they're bad now you should have seen what they were like before they got the attendants in. When I started going to Slimes 8 years ago the plumbing was very dodgy and they were even worse!!

I've just spent a weekend living in a field at M'era Luna so any toilet with a flush is currently a luxury.

[hypereyes]

lol I suppose it's all relative! hehe

saying that... festivals make you love anything that doesn't involve portaloos! Yeesh... the horrors :S

[ath]

its not unreasonable to want clean toilets id quite like them, there not too bad really but i dont think id like to sit on one unless i could avoid it lol

[snoww_wwhite]

its not unreasonable to want clean toilets id quite like them, there not too bad really but i dont think id like to sit on one unless i could avoid it lol


you have got no idea how much improved they are!!!!!!!!


when this thread was started the toilet door had only just been fixed IIRC but how we got a toilet master!!! and floors that do not look like habitats and almost always working tabs.


life is sweet.

[ath]

you have got no idea how much improved they are!!!!!!!!


when this thread was started the toilet door had only just been fixed IIRC but how we got a toilet master!!! and floors that do not look like habitats and almost always working tabs.


life is sweet.

:p i had noticed that my feet have stopped sticking to the floor when i walk through them.

well to be perfectly honest there no worse than any other clubs toilets.

[Dr_absinthe]

Right, no more Hitlers and no more trendies...

*Blatant subject change*

The toilets are very well looked after at the moment, I was especially impressed with them on New Years Eve. *Applauds toilet cleaners*

[Icicle]

I too must mention that the toilets are in a decent state compared to what they were. I still don't get why do people hang about in there for hours, just chatting? What's the appeal? Is it the mirrors?

[StevenRaith]

Possibly they, like me, aren't huge fans of having to scream in someones ears just to have a chat. Mind, if that's the case, don't go to a club of any description, go to a normal pub!

I was last at Slimes a couple of years ago, and back then the toilets were...well, not even up to my standards, which are pretty low.

If they are much improved upon this now, then I think I might have to pop back in soon, maybe even this weekend...

[Loki]

If they are much improved upon this now, then I think I might have to pop back in soon, maybe even this weekend...

I can say that the toilets are in a very clean condition when the club opens, and the cleaners do their very best to keep them that way

[Dr_absinthe]

If they are much improved upon this now, then I think I might have to pop back in soon, maybe even this weekend...

And this is what gets you back to Slimes after all these years?

The people are fickle!

[Flux]

In all fairness Doc, the upstairs toilets near the stage was where it was happening years back. There were two rows of seats in there and it was one of the best places to just chill out & chat. XD

There was also another place that some friends & I found...a bit more secluded...we used to set up camp there for the evening (picnic blanket et all! ;)) and had an absolute blast!

Ahh, good times! :lol:

[industrialwarrior]

Meant to say after I was in Slimes the other week (on the 6th) -what gives with locking all the toilets up before the club has closed? I went upstairs to use the loos at 7:15 to find them locked, then returned to mid floor to find them in the process of being locked, so everyone and his wife who wanted a wee were forced down to the ground floor ladies' toilets, which were only lit in the cubicle part, the main toilet area was in darkness... Some people have long journies home and expect to be able to use the facilities before the official club closing time!

Did something unforeseen happen on the 6th that meant the loos (and, it seems, the club) were closed earlier than normal? Tapani said Loki's set was cut short as well....

[Antagonist]

Meant to say after I was in Slimes the other week (on the 6th) -what gives with locking all the toilets up before the club has closed? I went upstairs to use the loos at 7:15 to find them locked, then returned to mid floor to find them in the process of being locked, so everyone and his wife who wanted a wee were forced down to the ground floor ladies' toilets, which were only lit in the cubicle part, the main toilet area was in darkness... Some people have long journies home and expect to be able to use the facilities before the official club closing time!

Did something unforeseen happen on the 6th that meant the loos (and, it seems, the club) were closed earlier than normal? Tapani said Loki's set was cut short as well....

seems we left just at the right moment on the morning of the 7th, sounds like something went a bit wrong. Byakhiam's comment was about the following week, though.

[Brian]

They`re appalling,and there`s no excuse.
But hopefully when downstairs is fully functioning they might overhaul them.

[Flux]

They`re appalling,and there`s no excuse.
But hopefully when downstairs is fully functioning they might overhaul them.

Don't hold your breath ;)

[StraightSilver]

But I always hold my breath when using the bogs at Slimelight.....

I can now hold my breath for 7 minutes!!

Nah only kidding, but seriously though, hold your breath...

I can't imagine breathing in when I'm in those cubicles, urgh!

[Brian]

`people`who use the lavs to have sex and/or do drugs should be slung out on the spot and have their membership(s) revoked permanently.

[CIW]

`people`who use the lavs to have sex and/or do drugs should be slung out on the spot and have their membership(s) revoked permanently.

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[Byakhiam]

`people`who use the lavs to have sex and/or do drugs should be slung out on the spot and have their membership(s) revoked permanently.

Sex and drugs in toilets? Surely you're talking of some other club now?

[industrialwarrior]

I agree completely. I use the toilets for their designated purpose and nothing angers me more than having to queue when I am busting for a wee, only for several people to come out of one cubicle.

I also think the middle floor should have the same number of toilets as the top floor.

[ath]

I find the toilets at slimes to be quite clean compared to most club toilets, while they may have been bad in years past they seem quite good to me now (put in perspective) for club toilets, I mean walk in the gents at the worlds end or the dev or some other club nights and you will see what I mean. Besides a bit of grime adds to the slimes appeal.

As for the sex/drug problem, I find that while it is extremely annoying waiting for cubicles people will do that kind of thing in clubs no matter what club it is and what restriction you place on it so I'd rather they did it in the toilets than anywhere else. It's something that happens in every club and I guess we shall just have to get used too.

*laughs at the idea of copulation in the middle of the dance floor*

In an ideal world there would be many more toilets on the middle floor, especially as more people use that floor than the top floor.

[ineversaidthat]

I find the toilets at slimes to be quite clean compared to most club toilets, while they may have been bad in years past they seem quite good to me now (put in perspective) for club toilets, I mean walk in the gents at the worlds end or the dev
dude, they're pubs

[SP]

"The Worlds End" has toilets to fit the name ... the worst toilets in The World.

[Megazom]

The toilets in Slimes are far cleaner than they used to be but still...lol. But it is a certain charm Slimes has. Slimes wouldn't be slimes with out the odd moan about the loos now and again ;)

[snoww_wwhite]

I find the toilets at slimes to be quite clean compared to most club toilets, while they may have been bad in years past they seem quite good to me now (put in perspective) for club toilets

when i first went the toilets had no doors or no lock or both mostly.

a layer of unidentified gue was smeared all over... sitting was not an option, at no time and neither was touching the walls or doors... just as well that there werent any, we used to try and go to McDonalds instead as long as they were still open.

the toilets have improved beyond recognition!

[snoww_wwhite]

I agree completely. I use the toilets for their designated purpose and nothing angers me more than having to queue when I am busting for a wee, only for several people to come out of one cubicle.

I also think the middle floor should have the same number of toilets as the top floor.

eh? have they dismantled half of them?

[batfink]

No but there are only 5 cubicles on the middle floor. Can't really see anything as extreme as new toilets being put in though.
Wow, can you imagine the shock?

[snoww_wwhite]

No but there are only 5 cubicles on the middle floor. Can't really see anything as extreme as new toilets being put in though.
Wow, can you imagine the shock?

i am still hyper ventilating about the new dancefloor and the new this and thats.


alsways viewed the scruffiness as a form of protection from townies and random blue jeans people.

[robertzombie]

No but there are only 5 cubicles on the middle floor. Can't really see anything as extreme as new toilets being put in though.
Wow, can you imagine the shock?

You should see the new ones then :D